What the seven + others are doing at the beach
Percy: annabeth. Wait. he is the beach
Annabeth: Reading and giving the death glare to Percy when the waves come up too close to her
Piper: SURFING
Jason: shocking Percy in the water
Hazel: screwing with all the noobs with metal detectors
Frank: drowns himself in sunscreen then gets drenched by Percy so he has to start over
Leo: building sand castles over his crotch
Nico: doesn't even touch the sand with his bare skin but is getting sand out of his ass for the next week
Reyna: Hitting Jason or Percy or both with projectile beach balls
Will: summoning dangerous UVB rays onto his enemies












