I See You

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

@ any of my Nazguls: Do you think you can lend your Lord a bit of help?

@meme-king-of-angmar Murazor, are you still around?

[eldarion-son-of-memes]

@the-one-meme-torule-them-all My Funcle is coming to destroy my ring!! The one Annatar (who’s still totally cooler than you made)!!! Please help me.

[elmemedan]

*has already reached Mount Doom because the gates are still wrecked*

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Okay, so maybe I lied about the black gates, but there are extra reinforcements at Mount Doom! So don’t even think about it! I have orcs and trolls and other nasty things.

[elmemedan]

There aren't any reinforcements any more!

*chucks the Ring into the fire with a huge "YEET" and starts on the journey back to Gondor*

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Why does nothing ever work out for me?! Ugh, I need to begin rebuilding. You know, if Melly was here you wouldn’t have gotten away with that! Whatever...

@eldarion-son-of-memes​ Sorry, Oh Aran-Jello, but Elladan got through my defenses so you’re gonna need a new ring.

[eldarion-son-of-memes]

@the-one-meme-torule-them-all My Funcle is coming to destroy my ring!! The one Annatar (who’s still totally cooler than you made)!!! Please help me.

[elmemedan]

*has already reached Mount Doom because the gates are still wrecked*

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Okay, so maybe I lied about the black gates, but there are extra reinforcements at Mount Doom! So don’t even think about it! I have orcs and trolls and other nasty things.

[eldarion-son-of-memes]

@the-one-meme-torule-them-all My Funcle is coming to destroy my ring!! The one Annatar (who’s still totally cooler than you made)!!! Please help me.

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Hmm, a beloved Gondorian Prince turned dark over some Jello? I like it! Of course I’ll help.The Black Gates are closed and guarded, Orcs at every nook and cranny a tiny mouse might slip through *laughs evilly*

Oh, and also extra orcs surrounding Mount Doom, and Guarding the entrance. I learned from last time...

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Status Update:

Currently wishing I still had a body

[memelian-the-maia]

That is so terribly sad, Maglor play Noldolante

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

I may be an eye, but I’m still stronger and cooler than you Melian. Just saying. 

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Status Update:

Currently wishing I still had a body

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Do you love Murazor? Did you love Celebrimbor and Morgoth too?

I believe I answered a question similar to this at some point, but it has been known that, along with being nosy, you mortals are extremely forgetful. 

Look, in truth, it’s complicated. I would be lying if I said no, but my love life has been a huge mess and I hardly doubt that, if it ever revived, it would be any less.

[eldarion-son-of-memes]

You left me for Annatar? Young Princeling, I thought we were friends :( — Sauron

Sorry Sauron, Annatar’s cooler. And not evil. But…I don’t like seeing people sad so… I guess if you want to help me cover Middle-Earth in jello you can do so. But, you have to be good! No evil rings!

@the-one-meme-torule-them-all

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

:( Just one evil magic ring? As a treat?

Well, fine. I’’ll behave as best I can. But, for the record, I am way cooler than Annatar. That guy? He has no idea what’s heading his way. Me? Been there, done that, probably wouldn’t do it again.

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

@annatar-lord-of-memes​

[annatar-lord-of-memes]

Are you implying I am the Dark Lord?

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Definitely not, Annatar ;) ;)

I know you would definitely never make any evil rings ;) ;)

[annatar-lord-of-memes]

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Riight. ;)

Here’s some words of advice from someone who has definitely never been called Annatar to you, definitely-not-“Sauron”; if you find Tyelpe don’t let him go. And definitely don’t kill him. I mean that last bit, that was a terrible idea on my part. 0/10 would regret again.

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

@annatar-lord-of-memes​

[annatar-lord-of-memes]

Are you implying I am the Dark Lord?

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Definitely not, Annatar ;) ;)

I know you would definitely never make any evil rings ;) ;)

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

@annatar-lord-of-memes​

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Due to Personal Reasons, I Will Once Again Return To Middle Earth

[elmemedan]

Get outta here, Sour Patch Kids, and even though a ring would go great with my Aesthetic™️, that’s a hard no from me on the ring sitch.

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

It doesn’t have to be a ring, Ella dam, it can be a bracelet, a necklace, a loose gem on a twig. Anything!

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Quick question. Just found this was immediately drawn to it. So, what do you prefer to be called, Mairon or Sauron? I was the one that gave the black roses.

I am used to being called Sauron, so that is fine I suppose.

Though, being called Mairon is nice. It...brings back old memories.

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Sauron. You are my favorite villain of all time. Can I have a hug? Please? Also here is some flowers. *Gives a bouquet of black roses*

I..suppose. 

*hugs*

And thank you for the black roses. I’m glad someone has taste!

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Due to Personal Reasons, I Will Once Again Return To Middle Earth

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Due to personal reasons, I will be making another ring

[talion-memeofgondor]

Been there, tried that. It didn’t work out so well.

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Well of course it didn’t work out for you, Talion, Tyelpe was the one who made the ring. Celebrimbor isn’t as good of a smith as he’d like you to believe….

[talion-memeofgondor]

The Ring itself was fine. It was everything ELSE that went wrong.

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

That’s…fair. You were going against me and the entirety of Mordor, aside from those traitorous orcs on your side, though, so I don’t know how you could’ve expected anything to go well.

[talion-memeofgondor]

Well, if Celebrimbor hadn’t decided he’d rather replace you than destroy you, perhaps things would’ve turned out better.

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Yes, Tyelpe has some…power problems. I’m still surprised he didn’t just give up the Three and join me, but no, he had to die and then go on with this whole “Bright Lord” business.  Well, anyways, I’m sure we can put that all behind us?

[talion-memeofgondor]

…Correct me if I’m wrong, but weren’t you the one who killed him?

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

I was, but only because he wouldn’t give me the location of the Three and join me! ... I severely regret doing that now...

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Due to personal reasons, I will be making another ring

[talion-memeofgondor]

Been there, tried that. It didn’t work out so well.

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Well of course it didn’t work out for you, Talion, Tyelpe was the one who made the ring. Celebrimbor isn’t as good of a smith as he’d like you to believe….

[talion-memeofgondor]

The Ring itself was fine. It was everything ELSE that went wrong.

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

That’s…fair. You were going against me and the entirety of Mordor, aside from those traitorous orcs on your side, though, so I don’t know how you could’ve expected anything to go well.

[talion-memeofgondor]

Well, if Celebrimbor hadn’t decided he’d rather replace you than destroy you, perhaps things would’ve turned out better.

[the-one-meme-torule-them-all]

Yes, Tyelpe has some...power problems. I’m still surprised he didn’t just give up the Three and join me, but no, he had to die and then go on with this whole “Bright Lord” business.  Well, anyways, I’m sure we can put that all behind us?