the bastard with the box

tick fucking tock! (rp account by @hallowissmol)

[the-one-with-the-box]

it took longer to recover than i would have liked. oh well! time to return to the usual business.

[bliklo-tep]

Does tinky have a crush on ted or is it just me

hes kind of obsessed with him

[the-one-with-the-box]

i do not, no.

he is fascinating to watch, but he is also a bumbling fool.

im honestly not interested in a romantic sense with anyone.

perhaps that is a consistent thread among Tinkys.

[bliklo-tep]

I think it’s just a common thing for some of the Tinkys.

[the-one-with-the-box]

probably.

[bliklo-tep]

Does tinky have a crush on ted or is it just me

hes kind of obsessed with him

[the-one-with-the-box]

i do not, no.

he is fascinating to watch, but he is also a bumbling fool.

im honestly not interested in a romantic sense with anyone.

perhaps that is a consistent thread among Tinkys.

[peter-hotchocolate-spankoffski]

Hey, Pete? I think I might have cought a cold... I have a sore throat...

-@ted-spankoffski69

Bailey, again, I didn't see shi- Teddy?

What the fu- what the fuck, you just died, what- what're you doing just standing there?

[shadowbrightshine]

OH SHIT! Um... I think without the bastards box active he can't actually die...

[peter-hotchocolate-spankoffski]

The bastards bo- what the fuck is happening today???

[thesiblingsoftheblackandwhite]

Oh, come on! Fuckin’ useless Box…

[the-one-with-the-box]

what the fuck did you do, other me?

[thesiblingsoftheblackandwhite]

OK, look, I know Teddy’s time sensitive, but you can’t blame me for this! Blame our father for trapping us in powerless mortal bodies!!

[the-one-with-the-box]

... fair enough. i cant blame you for that.

im glad i dont have to deal with him much anymore. i believe i could be described as a problem child.

[thesiblingsoftheblackandwhite]

Let me guess, you’re the middle child in your universe? Funny, I’m the oldest…wonder how common that is. Glad you don’t have to deal with Him too often.

I was called a problem child once.

[the-one-with-the-box]

i am, yes.

my father was not fond of me.

i got into plenty of trouble, but nothing like this.

[peter-hotchocolate-spankoffski]

Hey, Pete? I think I might have cought a cold... I have a sore throat...

-@ted-spankoffski69

Bailey, again, I didn't see shi- Teddy?

What the fu- what the fuck, you just died, what- what're you doing just standing there?

[shadowbrightshine]

OH SHIT! Um... I think without the bastards box active he can't actually die...

[peter-hotchocolate-spankoffski]

The bastards bo- what the fuck is happening today???

[thesiblingsoftheblackandwhite]

Oh, come on! Fuckin’ useless Box…

[the-one-with-the-box]

what the fuck did you do, other me?

[thesiblingsoftheblackandwhite]

OK, look, I know Teddy’s time sensitive, but you can’t blame me for this! Blame our father for trapping us in powerless mortal bodies!!

[the-one-with-the-box]

... fair enough. i cant blame you for that.

im glad i dont have to deal with him much anymore. i believe i could be described as a problem child.

[peter-hotchocolate-spankoffski]

Hey, Pete? I think I might have cought a cold... I have a sore throat...

-@ted-spankoffski69

Bailey, again, I didn't see shi- Teddy?

What the fu- what the fuck, you just died, what- what're you doing just standing there?

[shadowbrightshine]

OH SHIT! Um... I think without the bastards box active he can't actually die...

[peter-hotchocolate-spankoffski]

The bastards bo- what the fuck is happening today???

[thesiblingsoftheblackandwhite]

Oh, come on! Fuckin’ useless Box…

[the-one-with-the-box]

what the fuck did you do, other me?

[pete-spankoffski]

what is that

[the-one-with-the-box]

you should check it out!

[alyssa-hill]

"Tinky, what-"

[the-one-with-the-box]

what do you mean what?

i think the situation is pretty fucking obvious!

[pete-spankoffski]

what is that

[the-one-with-the-box]

you should check it out!

[ted-spankoffski69]

Well, well, well, so you're the 'Teddy Bear' Tinky won't shut up about

@theladyinablack

... yes ... I don't like the goat, if you support him, please don't talk to me.

[theladyinablack]

oh, I wouldn't say I support him. In fact, he's pretty annoying and i hate how much he talks about you. But he's my brother, and, well, I got curious

[spiralsandd3lusi0n]

Oh my GOSH !

is that…HIM ?!

[theladyinablack]

Did Tinky tell you about this guy too, Daxxy?

[spiralsandd3lusi0n]

HAHAHAHAHA obviously !

I’ve been taught most of my existence that torturing him is so so SO fun !

[theladyinablack]

Well, Tinky hardly let's anyone else near him, so IDK about that

[spiralsandd3lusi0n]

Well he SAYS it’s fun. I’m not SUPER sure whether he’ll let me get to him or not.

[theladyinablack]

Well, you are his niece. He'd probably be less angry at you then if say, me or the rest of my brothers did it.

[spiralsandd3lusi0n]

I DID promise to give him the Ted in my new lil apocalypse timeline

He didn’t say I couldn’t destroy every last bit of sanity that he has in his brain !

[theladyinablack]

loopholes. Love it

Hey, Ted, how'd you like to know the name of that Homeless Man from Downtown?

[ted-spankoffski69]

just stay the fuck away from me

[theladyinablack]

And what if I said that the homeless man, always asking for spare change, was you?

[ted-spankoffski69]

Then I'd tell you that's stupid.

[theladyinablack]

okay...

What if I went for your little brother?

[the-one-with-the-box]

do not.

i have plans for both of them.

you arent touching either of them.

[theladyinablack]

you Tinky's are so possessive. Can't let a gal do anything to a Spankoffski round here

[the-one-with-the-box]

no i cannot.

leave them both alone.

[ted-spankoffski69]

Well, well, well, so you're the 'Teddy Bear' Tinky won't shut up about

@theladyinablack

... yes ... I don't like the goat, if you support him, please don't talk to me.

[theladyinablack]

oh, I wouldn't say I support him. In fact, he's pretty annoying and i hate how much he talks about you. But he's my brother, and, well, I got curious

[spiralsandd3lusi0n]

Oh my GOSH !

is that…HIM ?!

[theladyinablack]

Did Tinky tell you about this guy too, Daxxy?

[spiralsandd3lusi0n]

HAHAHAHAHA obviously !

I’ve been taught most of my existence that torturing him is so so SO fun !

[theladyinablack]

Well, Tinky hardly let's anyone else near him, so IDK about that

[spiralsandd3lusi0n]

Well he SAYS it’s fun. I’m not SUPER sure whether he’ll let me get to him or not.

[theladyinablack]

Well, you are his niece. He'd probably be less angry at you then if say, me or the rest of my brothers did it.

[spiralsandd3lusi0n]

I DID promise to give him the Ted in my new lil apocalypse timeline

He didn’t say I couldn’t destroy every last bit of sanity that he has in his brain !

[theladyinablack]

loopholes. Love it

Hey, Ted, how'd you like to know the name of that Homeless Man from Downtown?

[ted-spankoffski69]

just stay the fuck away from me

[theladyinablack]

And what if I said that the homeless man, always asking for spare change, was you?

[ted-spankoffski69]

Then I'd tell you that's stupid.

[theladyinablack]

okay...

What if I went for your little brother?

[the-one-with-the-box]

do not.

i have plans for both of them.

you arent touching either of them.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

Shit. Tinky what happened to 21? What’s wrong?

i have zero fucking clue. you called him a bitch and then he just started freaking out??? said something about someone hirting him. then he passed out, i dont know what to do.

[queen-in-white]

What exactly did it say?

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

i dont fucking know webby, alright? im freaking out about it enough as is, i cant remember the exact words he said. are you gonna help me figure out what the hell im meant to do or not?!

[the-one-with-the-box]

it has to do with Ryker.

hes not gone for good, it seems.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

oh great another version of me.

who the fuck is ryker?? the scientist guy???

[the-one-with-the-box]

weve spoken before.

yes, the scientist guy.

the one who hurt me, 21, and Pokey.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

okay well that’s all well and good but why did me getting webby to call him a bitch set him off??? and how do i fix him????

[the-one-with-the-box]

i dont think that specifically set him off.

i think the realization that Ryker isnt gone did, and you had terrible timing.

i think he just needs to calm down.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

Shit. Tinky what happened to 21? What’s wrong?

i have zero fucking clue. you called him a bitch and then he just started freaking out??? said something about someone hirting him. then he passed out, i dont know what to do.

[queen-in-white]

What exactly did it say?

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

i dont fucking know webby, alright? im freaking out about it enough as is, i cant remember the exact words he said. are you gonna help me figure out what the hell im meant to do or not?!

[the-one-with-the-box]

it has to do with Ryker.

hes not gone for good, it seems.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

oh great another version of me.

who the fuck is ryker?? the scientist guy???

[the-one-with-the-box]

weve spoken before.

yes, the scientist guy.

the one who hurt me, 21, and Pokey.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

Shit. Tinky what happened to 21? What’s wrong?

i have zero fucking clue. you called him a bitch and then he just started freaking out??? said something about someone hirting him. then he passed out, i dont know what to do.

[queen-in-white]

What exactly did it say?

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

i dont fucking know webby, alright? im freaking out about it enough as is, i cant remember the exact words he said. are you gonna help me figure out what the hell im meant to do or not?!

[the-one-with-the-box]

it has to do with Ryker.

hes not gone for good, it seems.

[the-one-with-the-box]

something is very wrong.

im worried that Ryker may have found a way to continue to be awful.

we are going to have to do something about this.

i just cant rest, can i?

[the-one-with-the-box]

hey also me!! you mind if i ask exactly what you’re recovering from???

well, a couple of our brothers got into trouble, so i went to go help them, and i suffered the same sorts of things they did, at the hands of someone even more of a bastard than us. hes gone now, thankfully.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

damn, that sounds rough. you and your brothers sound pretty close at least. who was the bastard if youre cool with me asking?

[the-one-with-the-box]

he was a doctor of some sort.

Alexander Ryker.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

doesnt sound like much of a doctor if hes hurting people, especially gods. you and your brothers are okay now i guess??

[the-one-with-the-box]

weve been recovering.

[steph-answers]

better than nothing i guess. how did he manage to hurt you guys?? we’re gods, nothings meant to hurt us, right?? not much, anyways

[the-one-with-the-box]

if youre in a form thats squishy, like a human form, you can be hurt.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

(WRONG BLOH FUCK)

i didnt think anythinh could hurt us ever, but i dont spend much time in human form, so i guess that makes sense.

so you’re like me, but not, right? whats different about you?

[the-one-with-the-box]

my personality, mostly!

weve got the same capabilities.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

oh okay, cool.

so youre also obsessed with ted orrr?

[the-one-with-the-box]

well, yes, but im a little quieter about it.

its always a good day when i get another in my box, though!

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

ah. yeah i am nothing like that cool.

how about your brothers???

[the-one-with-the-box]

theyre mostly the same as yours.

i mean, we all exist simultaneously anyways. you can just talk to any of them.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

i meant like. are you close with them? hate their guts? im curious

[the-one-with-the-box]

im close to them.

i wouldnt have gone to help them if i wasnt.

i wouldnt have gone through what i did if i didnt care about them.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

oh. cool, its cool seeing how different versions of me are.

anything other big differences?? whats your human form like???

[the-one-with-the-box]

i am a lot less physically strong compared to my brothers in my human form.

it took a lot of damage because i am fragile.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

yeah that sounds like us. take it your bodys healing alright??

[the-one-with-the-box]

its healing fine.

slowly, but fine.

it suffered a lot of damage.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

what kind of damage?? what did that doctor even do to you guys?

[the-one-with-the-box]

it doesnt matter. its over now.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

well i mean yeah but its still gonna fuck with you

[the-one-with-the-box]

yes, but ill be alright.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

still, im curious.

[the-one-with-the-box]

to put it simply, he inserted nonorganic things into my flesh. it was very painful.

at least it gives me ideas for some personal projects!

[the-one-with-the-box]

hey also me!! you mind if i ask exactly what you’re recovering from???

well, a couple of our brothers got into trouble, so i went to go help them, and i suffered the same sorts of things they did, at the hands of someone even more of a bastard than us. hes gone now, thankfully.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

damn, that sounds rough. you and your brothers sound pretty close at least. who was the bastard if youre cool with me asking?

[the-one-with-the-box]

he was a doctor of some sort.

Alexander Ryker.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

doesnt sound like much of a doctor if hes hurting people, especially gods. you and your brothers are okay now i guess??

[the-one-with-the-box]

weve been recovering.

[steph-answers]

better than nothing i guess. how did he manage to hurt you guys?? we’re gods, nothings meant to hurt us, right?? not much, anyways

[the-one-with-the-box]

if youre in a form thats squishy, like a human form, you can be hurt.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

(WRONG BLOH FUCK)

i didnt think anythinh could hurt us ever, but i dont spend much time in human form, so i guess that makes sense.

so you’re like me, but not, right? whats different about you?

[the-one-with-the-box]

my personality, mostly!

weve got the same capabilities.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

oh okay, cool.

so youre also obsessed with ted orrr?

[the-one-with-the-box]

well, yes, but im a little quieter about it.

its always a good day when i get another in my box, though!

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

ah. yeah i am nothing like that cool.

how about your brothers???

[the-one-with-the-box]

theyre mostly the same as yours.

i mean, we all exist simultaneously anyways. you can just talk to any of them.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

i meant like. are you close with them? hate their guts? im curious

[the-one-with-the-box]

im close to them.

i wouldnt have gone to help them if i wasnt.

i wouldnt have gone through what i did if i didnt care about them.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

oh. cool, its cool seeing how different versions of me are.

anything other big differences?? whats your human form like???

[the-one-with-the-box]

i am a lot less physically strong compared to my brothers in my human form.

it took a lot of damage because i am fragile.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

yeah that sounds like us. take it your bodys healing alright??

[the-one-with-the-box]

its healing fine.

slowly, but fine.

it suffered a lot of damage.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

what kind of damage?? what did that doctor even do to you guys?

[the-one-with-the-box]

it doesnt matter. its over now.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

well i mean yeah but its still gonna fuck with you

[the-one-with-the-box]

yes, but ill be alright.

[the-one-with-the-box]

hey also me!! you mind if i ask exactly what you’re recovering from???

well, a couple of our brothers got into trouble, so i went to go help them, and i suffered the same sorts of things they did, at the hands of someone even more of a bastard than us. hes gone now, thankfully.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

damn, that sounds rough. you and your brothers sound pretty close at least. who was the bastard if youre cool with me asking?

[the-one-with-the-box]

he was a doctor of some sort.

Alexander Ryker.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

doesnt sound like much of a doctor if hes hurting people, especially gods. you and your brothers are okay now i guess??

[the-one-with-the-box]

weve been recovering.

[steph-answers]

better than nothing i guess. how did he manage to hurt you guys?? we’re gods, nothings meant to hurt us, right?? not much, anyways

[the-one-with-the-box]

if youre in a form thats squishy, like a human form, you can be hurt.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

(WRONG BLOH FUCK)

i didnt think anythinh could hurt us ever, but i dont spend much time in human form, so i guess that makes sense.

so you’re like me, but not, right? whats different about you?

[the-one-with-the-box]

my personality, mostly!

weve got the same capabilities.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

oh okay, cool.

so youre also obsessed with ted orrr?

[the-one-with-the-box]

well, yes, but im a little quieter about it.

its always a good day when i get another in my box, though!

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

ah. yeah i am nothing like that cool.

how about your brothers???

[the-one-with-the-box]

theyre mostly the same as yours.

i mean, we all exist simultaneously anyways. you can just talk to any of them.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

i meant like. are you close with them? hate their guts? im curious

[the-one-with-the-box]

im close to them.

i wouldnt have gone to help them if i wasnt.

i wouldnt have gone through what i did if i didnt care about them.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

oh. cool, its cool seeing how different versions of me are.

anything other big differences?? whats your human form like???

[the-one-with-the-box]

i am a lot less physically strong compared to my brothers in my human form.

it took a lot of damage because i am fragile.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

yeah that sounds like us. take it your bodys healing alright??

[the-one-with-the-box]

its healing fine.

slowly, but fine.

it suffered a lot of damage.

[tedspankoffskifan42069]

what kind of damage?? what did that doctor even do to you guys?

[the-one-with-the-box]

it doesnt matter. its over now.