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The proportional strength of a spider!
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Skitarii Gun Akimbo
Fuck it. Hello Skitty
Adam & Teela 💖
Drawing one of my favourite memes lol the motu brainrot is real 😭😭
Teela and Adam lives in my head rent free
Zso Sahaal from Lord of the Night by Simon Spurrier. Loved this book so much and Sahaal is great 🦇! (yes this is a redraw of my old Stitch Night Lord meme I did ages ago) I'll draw Acerbus next
Zso Sahaal from Lord of the Night by Simon Spurrier. Loved this book so much and Sahaal is great 🦇! (yes this is a redraw of my old Stitch Night Lord meme I did ages ago) I'll draw Acerbus next
found a little brook and achieved total stillness of the soul for about five minutes
yoop! mud on my pants
Alan Scott Green Lantern. That's it the whole post.
"Here, I brought you a burger."
"Oh no I definitely want to support nonbinary people. Yeah, totally. But first you have to let me sort you into these two boxes. What? No no these boxes aren't just assigned sex at birth! It's totally different! Also I'm choosing which one of you goes in which box based on your asab. But it's totally not just asab again! You see, there's also arbitrary moral judgments! Totally different! Why aren't you getting in the box?"
"see no I get you're multigender or whatever, but please tell me your assigned sex at birth so I can figure out if you're trans enough or not. What? No no trust me, it's to keep the fake trans people out. See if you're trans there is one box you can fit in, it's the one opposite to your asab. You can be trans!! See Im not reducing you to just a cis person! But. I need to see what box you belong to. So I can make sure you dont overstep in conversations of trans people of the other box. No you see the box determines all the experiences you can, have had and will ever have so it's important. Please collaborate, what is your asab so I can decide whether you're trans or a trans trender"
"oh I understand you're intersex but pls tell me your assigned gender at birth so we can make sure you're allowed to be the gender you want. No I'm not a transmed wym"
i hauve a cold
happy anniversary to the funniest i have ever been in my life and happy one year of Lady Normalgirl and Her Eunuch!
my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.
And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.
Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"
Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.
On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.
Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life
jake that first night when they served a freezer tray tv dinner and not an overflowing plate of fish that's probably going for conservatively like $40-$80 bucks a kilo but the guys decided Eh we'll catch more let's just fry it up:
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Once saw something that said "Warhammer is quintessentially British while Dungeons and Dragons is quintessentially American"
I've thought about it a lot and it does add up in a horrifying sort of way.
There has been this lil thing needling my brain when consuming Warhammer content where I'm like...annoyed that nobody matters? That 95% of life in this universe is regarded as cheap and meaningless? That, unless you're part of this top echelon of humanity, you're basically on par with a mouse who's solely been bred into existence to feed a snake.
And I've known on an intellectual level it's a dumb thing to feel irked by--like it's a Grimdark setting, this is the whole deal--but I kept asking myself "why does this get under my skin?" and I think that quote perfectly explains why.
The British class system is so fucked and omnipresent that, like, yeah: for the vast majority of British history, most British citizens have been feeder mice and they're well aware of their place in the hierarchy. You aren't allowed to forget it. The aggessive classism is baked so deep into the culture that it becomes a sort of obvious, bland fact of life.
And America has it's own insane class issues and rampant inequality, but we also have the myth of the American Dream and a hyper-individualist culture counteracting it. So while you are almost certainly a feeder mouse, you're still raised to feel "I'm something, I'm important, the world just doesn't know it yet". A whole country of temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
So Warhammer represents the British class system turned up to 10000; most people are a speck floating by in the background of a story about bigger, grander characters and there's nothing they can really do about it. The random guardsman is never going to become a character as important as a fuckin Primarch, there's no narrative upward class mobility if you will.
But Dungeons and Dragons is almost always a story about a ragtag crew of random schmucks taking on Big Bads and defeating them, it's about equal opportunity heroism. You may be a rogue who started life as a pickpocket street urchin, but you and your friends still lay waste to an overpowered evil wizard using naught but wits and teamwork.
And it's embarrassing to admit, but my American brain worms start screaming when presented with such a British worldview because it makes it clear: I would not matter in this setting. If I existed in this universe, I'd be dead, enslaved, a servitor, working myself into an early grave in a hive world factory or cannon fodder because that's just how life is for 95% of humanity and there's no reason why I'd be the exception. And the fact is, as unpleasant as it is to acknowledge, my dogshit American main character syndrome ego does not like that.
But whaddya gonna do.
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"THIS SHIT SMACKS OF MARGARET THATCHER" I scream as I flip a game table
to paraphrase something I said long, long ago:
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only TORIES
Well.... There is the rumour that Gazkul Mad Udk Thrakah is named after Margaret.....
THIS IS SILVER THE HEDGEHOG FROM GREEN LANTERN. MY FUCKIN GOD