Tim and Bernard are kidnapped as civilians, and neither of them takes the kidnapping seriously for whatever reason.
(mostly cuz Bernard knows Tim is a vigilante and also knows that the bats would prob save them pretty fucking quick and also they're from Gotham, they prob deal with this shit every week.)
Kidnapper: Listen here, if you two don't listen to me, I rip your fucking skin out with this device (holds up some sort of device)
Tim (who slowly glanced at Bernard): ...
Bernard (who was already looking at Tim): ...
Tim (with a straight face): Bet you 50 $ it just vibrates.
Bernard (equally as serious): Bet you my entire batch of pastries that it's also from a sketchy adult store.
Kidnapper: What the fuck- It's a torture device not a-
Tim: Yeah, sure, buddy, what's that rounded top supposed to be for?
Bernard (clearly enjoying this too much): Shoving up your ass.
Spoiler (who was hidden in the ceiling and was trying to rescue them, now fighting for her life to join in on the bet cause she's so sure that the 'torture' device probably has a silicon tip): ....
Bernard (tied up and trying to get free, except he's wearing a short-sleeved shirt and his arm muscles are slightly flexing against the rope): Dammit.
Tim (tied up across from Bernard, high-key hypnotised by his boyfriend's arms): ...
Kidnapper (walks between them to begin speaking): Now listen here, you both are gonna be held for ransom- Do what we say and you won't ge-
Tim (uses his bound feet to poke at the Kidnapper): Move out of the way, you're blocking my view.
Kidnapper (highkey confused cause the wayne isn't taking the kidnapping thing seriously): Shut up! If another word comes out of your mouth, I can't promise I'll return you unharmed.
Tim (clearly still looking at Bernard's arms): ...
Kidnapper (kinda pissed off): What the actual fuck-
Bernard (glances at Tim and realises what he's actually looking at, so he winks at him, cause why not): ...
Tim (closes his eyes): God, this is starting to feel like foreplay-
Bernard (with a raised eyebrow and deadly serious): Starting?
Kidnapper (exaggerated): Oh my fucking god- I don't even want them anymore-
Bernard (picks up his phone and looks shocked as random kidnappers livestream Tim's kidnapping to his close friends and family): Oh no-
Tim (bloody and bruised as he glances at the camera and forces through his teeth): Wha... what-
One of the kidnappers: Now... How does it feel Mr Drake? Having your suffering broadcast to all of your family and loved ones?
Bernard (frantically getting ready cause he doesn't give a fuck if the bats are gonna save Tim; he's gonna be there too): ...
That Kidnapper (smug as he leans down to Tim's level on the ground): What do you have to say for yourself?
Tim (without missing a breath): My boyfriend can choke me better than you people.
Bernard (jaw-struck and 100% sure that Tim's gonna return more smug but more messed up and trying not to be flattered that even while Tim is kidnapped, he is thinking about him): ...
Nightwing (who was supposed to save Tim, now kinda wondering if he should leave Tim to lowkey take a few more hits before he actually rescues him): ...
Robin (who was forced to come along to save Tim): Let's just leave him to die.
