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[firawren]

Pride and Prejudice 1995 text posts, part 4 of ? - prev set, next set

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[firawren]

Sense and Sensibility 1995 text posts

[firawren]

Persuasion 1995 text posts

More: Pride and Prejudice 1995 text posts | Sense and Sensibility 1995 text posts | Northanger Abbey 2007 text posts | Emma. 2020 text posts

[loki-zen]

nearly all libraries have a ghost, but medical libraries frequently have a ghost and a skeleton

[loki-zen]

i’ve been reminded that most people don’t know about the ghost

[loki-zen]

‘ghost reading’ means collecting usage stats for books which are used within the library, without being checked out (which would automatically generate usage data).

This is often done by checking out the book to a dummy user account belonging to The Library Ghost before it’s reshelved. (After being returned ofc. Ghosts read very fast.)

Due to ghost reading, most libraries ask that you do not return books to the shelves yourself, even if you’re confident of where they go - there will instead be somewhere they’ll ask you to leave them (or just leave them out on a surface somewhere) so they can be collected and ghost read.

[bisexualbaker]

I knew about leaving books out after you read them, but I didn't know about the ghost account thing! Thank you for explaining that 👍

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[vangoghcore]

by bradley_images

[lovelysuggestion]

i hope one day you wake up and feel better about everything

[hunchoeatsfirst]

I hope one day I wake up and feel better about everything

[lazywitchling]

I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:

Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella

Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought…” just before thunder

Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh… [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “…yes O_o”

[lazywitchling]

Mozzarella doubles in sales in the span of a week, right about when the first tomatoes show up

Cheese that I’ve wrapped in plastic will acquire condensation in a few seconds when it’s about to rain big time

“Gruyere” is always the cheese people want to show me on their list rather than try to pronounce it.

[lazywitchling]

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

[elodieunderglass]

Cheesewitching. I respect it.

[dumbcutepets]

[lovelysuggestion]

i hope one day you wake up and feel better about everything

[hunchoeatsfirst]

I hope one day I wake up and feel better about everything

[lovelysuggestion]

i hope one day you wake up and feel better about everything

[hunchoeatsfirst]

I hope one day I wake up and feel better about everything

[danger]

[silentauroriamthereal]

I don’t know who wrote this or why, but this writing is just *chef’s kiss*

**Editing to add: I now know that this was said by Lindy West in her book The Witches are Coming. Good to know! 

[loveismyrevolution]

This is gold!!!

[newtonpermetersquare]

Hypotheses

[lovelysuggestion]

i hope one day you wake up and feel better about everything

[hunchoeatsfirst]

I hope one day I wake up and feel better about everything

[lovelysuggestion]

i hope one day you wake up and feel better about everything

[hunchoeatsfirst]

I hope one day I wake up and feel better about everything

[the-letter-why-in-parenthesis]

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

[evilvvitch]

I refuse to believe any of these are real

[taibhsearachd]

Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

[mrrrjjjreblog]

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

[angrytexastoast]

Then know you drew one, just jot the one you intended. Sometimes the greatest achievements are someone elses greatest mistakes.

[newkidsonmycock11]