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this pride month will be special because of giant ice snake will appear

imagine if you could go camping without having to face the elements; imagine if you could bring the comforts of home to the wilderness. imagine if you had some kind of portable shelter that you could deploy anywhere and anytime, perhaps made out of some lightweight material like canvas or nylon

pankendev

👆 me pitching a tent

#get thee to a punnery #jaqueues!

i get lots of ads for ai short dramas and im seeing patterns. namely that they have like six actors whose faces theyre allowed to generate

eebie

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

#YUUUUP #jaqueues!

cuppydogshane

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

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Out of Touch

Out of Touch Thursday

arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

snuv

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

rockmilkshake

happy birthday.

saltwatersweets

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

jwanimations-deactivated2025013

despite never watching this anime, i just feel inclined to

woodwool

🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

#yeah that hug emoji is indescribable but extremely specific in the emotion it creates. and i use it all the time #jaqueues!

were--ralph

lets test this out: everyone be nice to trans folk and if you see someone who is trans you have to give them $5

#mhm mhm #jaqueues!

bisezual

Balance the 4 humors!!

Blood

Yellow Bile

Phlegm

Black Bile

Voting ended onApr 11, 2023

bisezual

We did it!! Your patient is healthy!!!!

cerastes

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

#jaqueues!

hardgockcafe

The only things I’m memorializing today are a couple beers

doyoulovethewayzeylily

1 like = 1 dead US soldier 1 reblog = we fuck his wife

yahooanswers-official

liberals just hate gender reveal parties becuase its too complicated for you when you have 41 genders 😅

Do you miss the simpler days when there were only two genders that wouldn't sleep with you

kitsune87

Isn't assuming gender one of your cardinal sins yahoo? How do you know anon isnt a woman.

yahooanswers-official

Hey dude which word in our response implied the gender of the asker

Did you actually read it or were you blinded by your projection

treemotan

Obsessed with this ask and response chain.

yahooanswers-official

Hey if they're going to put on the clown shoes then they shouldn't be surprised when they trip over their own fucking feet

yahooanswers-official

Six days later this blog is gone guess the circus only stays in town for a week

xnazzylove

lovedust4starlust

Hello, yes, I'd like to report a murder

#jaqueues!

afterword

biglawbear

This is really funny on dark mode

transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

#jaqueues!

nohoperadio

Vinyl records are circular because it's an efficient use of space: the grooves that encode the music are laid out in a spiral on the disc, so that the needle only has to move as far as the disc's radius to read the entire thing. Before this clever idea was thought of, the grooves were instead laid out in a straight line, and every LP was a narrow rectangle more than a thousand feet long. To flip an album to side b at least two people were needed, one at each end, coordinating via shouted instructions.