[twistedpictures]

art blog (haunthtml)

my primary hobby is posting horseshit online but here are some other things i like that might show up on this blog

horror movies

horror/gothic lit

indie web/webdev

web fiction/IF

comics

my friends’ ocs

etc

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

Matt. Matt this is the ghost of lowtax. Keep posting. You must keep posting

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

Matt I broke out of the wheel of Samsara through posting you have to believe me. I’m the bodhisattva of posting now. The material world is an illusion, except for the posting. That’s real. The posting is very real

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

Yes Matt. Good, good. The posting is working. Through posting you may achieve enlightenment. Do not listen to your PR team, they are trying to tempt you off the path

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

Yes Matt, sabbaticals are an illusion as well. The only truth is posting. You can win. You can show them all. As long you never stop posting

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

Can you feel Nirvana approaching Matt? Can you feel reality melt away as you give in to the posting? The boundaries between the sites have begun to dissolve for you

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

Matt, they do not speak for me. I do not want you to die. I want you to post. You are so very close to ascending

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

Do not follow Budd’s teachings. He is the bodhisattva of bribery. That is not for you. I know your soul Matt. You are a poster

[sacred-portal]

[mjfass]

New ask game:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.

[insanitize]

IF I HAVE TO EBEG AGAIN I'LL LOSE MY MIND

[insanitize]

ouuuhhh

hi I'm really really really sorry to be doing this again. i keep saying I'll stop and things keep happening

we need $200 by the 11th in order to keep our electricity on. we are out of money, nobody can eat anything and we can't even pay to put gas in the car for anyone to get to work. without electricity our phones will die, the food we have stored will spoil and we'll eventually overheat. nobody has made enough money this month to pay for anything close to this. if something isn't done we're fucked

I'm really really sorry. please please if you can help me. i know nobody has money right now. please

cshpp: $koen01

payp*l: @graghahg

[nude-tayne]

[krafterwrites]

[krafterwrites]

Are you fucking kidding me

[insanitize]

[benbamboozled]

Reminding everyone again of Batman’s Aff His Nut by Robert Florence—the most poem ever.

[a-captions-blog]

Image description:

A Scots poem titled “Batman's Aff His Nut” that reads:

Batman's aff his nut Have you seen the way he cuts about Dressed up as a mad fucking bat Batterin guys I was lit at: “Mate I'm worried about ye I know your ma and da died But everybody's ma and da dies And we're no aw running about Hookin muggers and Kickin psychopaths in the baws.” And that was when Batman went “Aye, but do ye ever (word in italics) feel like it? Do you ever look at the world and (word in italics) feel like it? Like having a big mad base under your hoose? Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor that turns intae a tank? And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night? Scarin the fuckin (word in italics) shite oot of them?” And that was when I was lit at: “Aye. Fuck it. Ae dae.” And that's the Secret Origin of Robin and everybody else.

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[gwensy]

ive died a thousing times and nobody mourns me like Prototype

[krafterwrites]

[krafterwrites]

Are you fucking kidding me

[twistedpictures]

you know NOTHING of javert, 0 on the kinsey scale

[fihas]

[twistedpictures]

you know NOTHING of javert, 0 on the kinsey scale

[kenziecore]

Justin needs to go down as a national hero for this

[weeniebagel]

happy pride month

[limbolanegames]

WHOA! Dr. Habit is finally small enough to fit through mail tubes- he worked really hard on being this small. The Dr. Habit plush is now LIVE on Makeship!

[irrigos]

wins the marvelous and when its time to get my hearts desire i tell the masters i want to eat one of them

[half-life-citizen]

This has happened before, you sure about this?

[irrigos]

how’d it go last time did it work out

[half-life-citizen]

Well.

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Voting ended onJun 6

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Voting ended onJun 6