hello!!! my name is randy!! most people know me as 'newsie'!! (he/him :|)
i sell newspapers for cheap :3
i am not transgender, i am a cis man and anybody who tells you otherwise is a LIAR.
um. more to be added. im mod ( @nose-spider3 ). my intro posts are always prone to change. (last edited 30/1/26)
dnis: those who are uncomfortable with minors smoking, minors under any influence, or smoking/drinking/drugs. muse is generally irresponsible and a smoker. dni people who take things rp blogs said in character to heart, because again. irresponsible muse. he is a very mean boy. dni incest/stepcest. more to be added probably
he is in fact trans. he's lying. which is. also partially why he's so fixated on kon. he sees the kryptonians and whatever's going on with their hormones and he gets jealous as FUCKKK bc they're living his dream. a species whose idea of sex is purely malleable? heavennn
magic anons always allowed, this bitch developed heat vision rapidly you cannot faze (phase? idk i think it was faze in this case) me
he is a minor at a whopping sixteen(?) (idk this simultaneously feels too old and too young for him may later be changed) years old! try to avoid total nsfw!! please!! suggestive is alright, just go easy man. i do want to establish he will likely never be changed to an adult because he feels too young in my mind to even be close to eighteen sometimes.
he has a HEAVY ass new york accent. bro is like unintelligible to non-native english speakers (i don't always express this in text, thoughhh)
least anachronistic man in gotham /j
also: all posts with potential triggers will be tagged! if i forget, please tell me! additionally, ic posts will be tagged with #new news, and ooc posts as #ooc post (very original. ik)
fun fact: when i take 30 minutes or more to respond to asks and reblogs i'm not ignoring you it actually takes me that long to contemplate a response
ships completely allowed! encouraged, actually, i like seeing how relationship dynamics work out between characters :3 (qprs and such r totes cool as well ofc) (i don't have a specific sexual preference in mind for randy yet but i like to think he's demi :3) (mind you, anything non-con is a hard no, even if it's a good stepping stone in character development i'd prefer not to act that out explicitly, maybe just like mention it in passing and let people piece it together)
anybody can interact, especially since randall canonically travels universes. he knows of at least three different damians alone
i can write, but more often than not i try to mimic how others do or stay simple with like. mostly dialogue and sfx, like *paper swish* *comical slam* *clown honk ×2*
also: dms open. feel free to rp there but i'd prefer we've interacted before to do anything like that
