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[pigfacedbitch]

Family Issues

summary : Bruce Wayne always imagined what it would be like if one of his children's biological parents would try to take them back. He just didn't think one of them would be Tony Stark.

word count : 0.8k

type : imagines

pairing/s involved : Bruce Wayne x Adopted! Reader, Tony Stark x Biological! Reader

warning/s : none.

here is my masterlist!

Bruce Wayne stalked you before he adopted you.

The perfect start for a heartwarming father-child tale.

You were just a feral raccoon on Gotham's streets, pickpocketing to live another day but with style.

Because unlike the average street rat, you were apparently a tech genius with pocket-sized armory, and zero regard for safety or legal patents.

OSHA violations? You were the OSHA violation.

Bruce noticed immediately.

He has radar for troubled orphans with violent hobbies.

Especially the ones who built an illegal lab out of garbage in an abandoned building like it was a goddamn science fair.

You tried to be sneaky with the voice modulator and suit disguise.

But the man's adopted enough traumatized kids to know exactly how tall you are, your likely BMI, and how old you probably act after trauma number twenty-seven.

Besides, if your tech landed in the wrong hands? Yikes.

Better Bruce's creepy parent surveillance than Joker's Saturday night plans.

"Wow, lucky me. Gotham's brooding bat takes an interest. You got a thing for orphans or what?"

"I am one."

"Oh shit. Sorry."

You got scooped up into the Wayne's Disaster Shelter.

Dick was overjoyed (as usual).

Jason bro-fisted you and said, "Street rat survival team, assemble!"

Tim adored the free nerd competition.

You bribed Cass with sign language and helped Damian upgrade his murder gadgets (Bruce: "Only non-lethal, I swear to God.").

Alfred loved you like his own but also wanted to strangle you every time you exploded something in the manor and then politely help clean it up with tea and cookies.

And Bruce? Legally your father now.

For security reasons, of course. And emotional ones he won’t admit because he's made entirely of shadows and bad coping skills.

But then Tony Stark happened.

Gala Night: Rich People Pretend They Care™.

Bruce in full playboy mode. Tony in full party gremlin one. The Bat kids hiding in various corners eating free shrimp.

Tony meets you. Calls you Wayne’s "newest collectible action figure."

Ha ha.

But then you banter back. Same sarcasm. Same smugness. Same self-sabotaging charm. Tony froze. Not funny anymore.

Bruce’s eye twitches every time Tony breathes near you.

You both have the same mannerisms. The same smart-ass grin. The same way of dodging personal questions like Olympic champions of emotional deflection.

Tony knew. Deep in his drunken, guilty billionaire gut: Oh no. Mine.

Cue late-night JARVIS hacking montage.

Files, orphanage records, street crime reports, horrifying childhood summaries that feel like Tony's cave trauma but worse.

Built a secret scrap lab like a teenage Iron Man Jr. School genius. Criminal record. Charmer of the press. Tactical flirting. Oh God they’re actually mine.

The guilt spiral became worse. "My maybe kid became Gotham’s feral tech goblin because I wasn’t there. Holy shit, I suck."

JARVIS' voice echoed through the lab. "Sir, emotionally unhealthy levels detected."

"JARVIS, put on my latest Spotify playlist."

"The one labeled 'Daddy Issues', Mr. Stark?"

Tony began to sob. "Yes."

Told Pepper. Told Rhodes. Told Happy.

"Lemme guess. You're gonna drunk-crash Wayne Manor and demand a paternity test?" Rhodes asked, deadpan.

"Correction: fully drunk—"

"No." Pepper interrupted. "We're doing this civilly."

"Civil to the man who dresses like a furry bat?"

"TONY."

Bruce ignored all of Tony’s cryptic "sooo hypothetically…" texts for a week straight because he knew exactly where this drama train was going.

Meanwhile, you? You laughed.

"Wow. Adopted by one billionaire, fathered by another. I'm so blessed. Somebody get me a third sugar daddy for the collection."

"I know a guy." Jason smirked, making eye contact with Damian.

"I offer Grandfather!" The young boy raised his hand. "Or Mother, if you prefer women."

But that night? You cried into Dick’s shoulder until you passed out, because what the hell even is your life anymore?

Happy? Furious? Running away to Metropolis? Maybe Clark Kent needs another child.

The manor went dead quiet.

Sarcasm and jokes were replaced by awkward coughs and therapy recommendations.

Formal meeting day arrived: you, Bruce, Alfred, Tony, Pepper.

All pretending this was normal and not a weird custody divorce hearing.

Double paternity tests (Stark AND Wayne labs because billionaires trust no one).

Tony, for once in his life, tried sincerity:

"Hey... Look. I'm not here to screw things up. If you're mine, I wanna make it right. Please."

"Do I get the Malibu penthouse?"

"I'll give you the world." Dead serious. Collective awkward silence follows.

They wanted to keep it secret.

Good luck. The media pounced like starving wolves. "WAYNE’S NEW KID ACTUALLY STARK’S LOVE CHILD???"

The Internet exploded.

Memes. Fanfics. Conspiracy threads. Elon tried to adopt you using a tweet.

Your life was hell.

Bruce and Tony tried to sue everyone. Alfred began pouring whiskey in his tea.

"Don't worry," Tim said. "If the tests are negative, this all goes away."

Sure. But everyone knew the truth already.

And when the test came back positive?

You just closed your eyes and sighed.

Long. Painful.

Like you aged 300 years in a second.

Tony spoke up first, beaming. "...So, Disneyland?"

"No, but I take cash."

"Noted."

Congratulations.

You're officially the multiverse’s weirdest, most exhausted child.

[skylerlies]

Peter Parker in the new movie is so freaky and creepy!! I love that they made him kinda like a stalker.

(I hope all the fanfics go crazy with that)

[ghostlyfish212]

More Existential Crisis Mode!! Actually based on a scene from chapter 48! @luciaintheskyainthi

[fresitaisdaydreaming]

A poster I made based on my current fave fic "existential crisis mode" by @luciaintheskyainthi <333

I belive this has been the most complex illustration I've ever done,, I'm so proud of the perspective and the background-- I literally never draw those lol

[thepiratesapphist]

why am i obsessed with the idea of a wlw au crossover of these two? look at them. femme fatale power couple who are always fighting and competing, but love each other deeply. they make fun of each other, just don’t you ever do it vibes. it kinda gives ‘mr & mrs smith’. they’re wives, there i said it.

[aineran]

Okay, did I forsake all my wips and made these instead? Yeah, I did, screw it. Born from my frustration about Bruce Banner & Bruce Wayne tag having only one fic in ao3– I present you marvel/dc crossover noone asked for–

Ps. timeline? What's that?

Ps 2. Dunno how to start so just going random interaction go brr

Ps 3. For more, see here

Bruce B. : Hello?

Bruce W. : Hello?

Bruce B. : I'm Bruce Banner.

Bruce W. : Okay? I'm Bruce Wayne.

Bruce B. : ?? I'm the hulk ??

Bruce W. : Hulk? Never heard of that??

Bruce B. : ...

Bruce B. : I think I'm lost from my Earth.

—

Bruce W. : So you're from another Earth and you turn into a big green monster when angry?

Bruce B. : *uncomfortable* Basically.

Bruce W. : Cool. I'll call Constantine.

Bruce B. : Cool??

Bruce W. : Yeah?? Cool.

—

Bucky: So you were raised as a weapon from birth, no choices, no autonomy?

Cass: *nods slowly*

Bucky: *tearing up* I'm so sorry to hear that. *hugs Cass*

Cass: B and others helped *snuggles closer because the man clearly needs it*

Later:

Bruce: I feel uneasy... *turns around*

Bruce: Holy hell, Barnes! You almost gave me a heart attack!!

Bucky: *snatches Bruce's hand and squeezes* Thank you *disappeares*

Bruce: ???

—

Bruce B. : ...and then there's vibranium–

Bruce W. : What's that?

Bruce B. : An element?

Bruce W., very dryly: What does it do? Vibrates?

Bruce B. : ...

Bruce B. : Actually, all atoms vibrate–

—

Hal: So you turn green?

Bruce B. : Uh yes?

Hal: Awesome, dude. Welcome to our 'Green Club'!

Oliver: That's not even a thing–

J'onn: Why are you here then?

Oliver: *shuts his mouth and quietly sips his drink*

—

Bucky: *has blue eyes, black hair, tragic backstory*

Bruce W. : ...Batputer, how do I adopt a 109 years old grown ex-assassin?

—

Tony: Quinjet is better.

Bruce W. : Javelin tops.

Tony & Bruce W. : *intense staring match*

Hal, whispering to Barry: *gestures at Quinjet* Do you reckon I can sneak off with that thing for a fly?

—

Barry: *speeds into the common room*

Wanda: ...

Wanda: *tears up*

Barry: *panicking* Are you okay!???

—

Duke: So you fly.

Sam: And you glow.

2 minutes later

Bruce W. : What is going on here??

Bucky, turns back to Sam flying around with a glowing Duke in nightsky: Human drone show, I guess.

—

*Hal and Sam racing each other in their suits in the sky*

—

Dick: *hanging uppside down from the chandelier*

Peter: *hanging upside down from the roof by his web*

Tony and Bruce: *tired dad sigh*

—

*Clint and Oliver having a shooting contest*

—

Barbara: You hacked into a multi-million dollar suit so your friend can sneak off?

Ned: *wide grin* yes

Barbara: *high fives Ned*

—

Selina, picking up Alphine: Who's this fine sweetheart?

Bucky: Oh, that's my cat. Alphine.

Selina, petting her: She's so cute. Wanna meet my kitties?

Bucky: ...

Bucky: Yes, please.

—

Bruce B. : ...and I have like seven phds.

Bruce W. : I have seven kids.

Bruce B. : That's not even—

—

*Tony and Bruce showing each other their car collection*

—

Loki: You're all adopted?

Batkids: Yeah.

Loki: And this Bruce... He... okay?

Batkids: Yep *hugs Loki*

Loki: *tearing up* I hate all of you.

—

Pepper: I love them and all but sometimes I wish they would be a little less... intense and more self-preserving.

Alfred: I know, dear, I know. *sympathetic shoulder pats*

—

Clark: A stranger approached you and you agreed to become his lab experiment!??

Steve: Uh... Yeah?

Clark: How are you even alive? Where's you self-preservation??

Steve: *loosely gestures at Bucky*

—

Bruce W. : Loki, no.

Loki, in middle of preparing for mischeif: Ho—

Bruce W., raising an eyebrow : I raised Dick.

—

Steve: ...I thought I died but it turned out I was just frozen and got awakened 70 years later.

Jason: Oh nice. I actully died tho.

Steve, concerned: WHAT!?

Jason, oblivious: Yeah. I'm not the only one, Big Blue and Green Arrow also kicked the bucket once. I think Lantern too. Oh, also Cass and Damian.

Steve: WHY DO YALL KEEP DYING??

Jason, mildly: and getting resseructed.

—

Rhody: ...then I suggested we go back in time and kill baby Thanos.

Constantine, distantly: Good idea, mate. But we tried that once and the multiverse collapsed on itself.

Rhody: Wtf.

—

Peter: So can you talk with fishes?

Arthur: I can communicate–

Peter: Wow he can talk with fishes! *drags him to aquarium and asks what different species are thinking*

—

Any of the batkids: *sad*

Bucky: Go hug your dad.

Batkid in question: We're having an arguement.

Bucky: Kid, with the way we all live, one day you might wake up, gain conscious and find 80 years have passed and your family's dead and buried and your brain is screwed, memories are a mess– so you can't even remember their faces. Go hug your dad.

Batkid: ...

Batkid: *runs off*

-

Batkid, hugging Bruce fiercely, sounding close to tears: Bucky is scary.

Bruce W. : ??

-

Bruce W. : Barnes, what did you tell *batkid*?

Bucky: *repeats*

2 minutes later

Bruce W., hugging Alfred: Bucky is scary.

Let me know if you'd be interested in more! :D

[couldeatthatgirlforlunch]

For the yandere! Justice League x assistant reader, how would they react if they had Deadpool as a friend? Like he randomly shows up. They would try to keep the reader as far away from him as possible, but it's Deadpool. Lol. How would Yandere Justice League feel if the reader liked Deadpool because he's funny and makes the reader laugh even if in a tense situation, randomly just talking about nonsense and/or making funny jabs at some of Justice League members? Not only that, but he would just annoy them for his and the reader's amusement. I can also imagine Wonder Woman or Superman trying to kill/critically injure him but finding out he has a super healing ability. LOL. I can imagine the scene where Deadpool punches Colossus, but his hand breaks, then he tries again while saying, "Cock shot!" but his other hand breaks. Instead, he does it to Superman and says, "Oh, your poor Lois Lane!" I feel like that would make the reader laugh out loud.

I finally saw the Deadpool & Wolverine movie, and I loved it! So now I want to see more content about Deadpool. I forget how funny he can be. I would like you to add a Deadpool & Wolverine, but I don't know if you have seen the movie yet. But I recommend you go and watch the movie.

A Day in Life: Best Friends Forever

Synopsis: A day in your life where a visit from your friend ends up in Deadpool losing his thumbs and re-attaching them back.

Pairing: Yandere!Justice League X Gn!Assistant!Reader; Platonic!Deadpool

Tw: 18+; No spoilers from the movie; Some violence; Light gore descriptions (not really); Some sexual comments (it's Deadpool); English is my 2nd language.

Word count: 830

Requested? Yes.

Extra notes: I loved this request, saw the movie on like the same week it came out, sorry this took so long</3

General masterlist | A Day in Life - Series masterlist

— So that's what happens when I’m not around, huh?! — Hal Jordan snarked, faking amusement by the sight in front of him, but being very much not amused.

How? Was the question going through everyone's minds, as they watched their dear assistant (Y/N), in the middle of Hall of Justice, chatting away with a very infamous criminal known all around the hero-villain underground, who every single soul despised, and yet, there you were, choking your laughter and in tears with Deadpool, acting as if you've been friends all your life.

Diana was the first one to approach, followed by the rest of the Justice League.

— (Y/N), is this man bothering you? — She squared up and stared directly on Deadpool’s blank white lenses. That grounded you and helped you come back from the stories your friend was telling you.

— B-Bothering me? — Your laughter slowly died down, and you wiped your tears. — No, we’re just talking. — You shrugged and sniffled, so happy that a genuine smiled was fixed on your face, hypnotizing all the heroes for a moment.

— Wonder Woman! — Deadpool gave little fangirl jumps. Diana swallowed a groan. — It’s amazing to see you again! I’m even wearing my fanciest anal plug and thinking about you, all in your honor. — Diana couldn't control the disgusted and astounded expression on her face, while Wade saluted her. You bite your lips to not giggle.

— Don't be silly, Pool. Not everyone understands your humor. — You lightly slapped his shoulder and he sighed.

— I know! That's why I'm so introverted and depressed! — He shook his head. — That's why Disney sold me to DC, they couldn't handle my deep and complex character. Let's hope James Gunn knows what he's doing now. — Everyone, including you, furrowed their eyebrows, but no one decided to question what the hell he was talking about, since the mercenary was known for being insane. — And just after my third movie with Wolvie came out! Unbelievable. — He threw his hands in the air and shook his head while looking at an empty space as if there was someone there. He did that sometimes.

— You seem… Close. W-When did that happen, (N/N)? — Flash looked between you and Deadpool, biting his lower lip, slightly anxious. You blinked.

— Oh, well. Like, a few months ago? He sent his curriculum because he wanted to be part of the Justice League. There were no records of him in the system so I Interviewed him. Obviously he didn't pass, but we became good friends! — You shrugged with an easy smile.

— That's… Great, (N/N). — You narrowed your eyes on Hal Jordan.

— Hey… — Deadpool's mask gave the slightest hint that he was furrowing his eyebrows, and he pointed at Green Lantern. — (Y/N) told me about you. I don't like you. — He took his guns out of the holsters and pointed at the brunette. You gasped and stepped back, slightly regretting having told Wade about that. — STEP BACK WORST RYAN REYNOLDS SUPERHERO MOVIE OR I’M GONNA BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT IN 4K R-RATED! — Hal raised his arms. He was already on thin ice with you, and beating your bestie would probably be a bad idea to start over.

Batman grunted for someone to cover your eyes and threw two batarangs that disarmed Deadpool before he could react. Deadpool gasped and looked at the ground wide eyed. His thumbs had been chumped off in the ordeal (Batman was jealous and also knew he would just regenerate).

— WHAT? WHAT’S HAPPENING? — You blindly yelled, since Superman had zoomed to just behind you and was covering your eyes.

— HE CASTRATED ME! — Deadpool cried, reaching back for his swords, but since he didn't have thumbs anymore, he couldn't even hold them, making him just cry more from frustration. — THE DADDY ISSUES JUST GET WORSE! AND JUST BECAUSE I WAS READY TO BE ADOPTED BY YOU! — Batman furrowed his eyebrows at the mention of him having more than just one kid.

— Guys, we should all just calm down. — Flash tried to play the pacifist, standing in the middle of the chaos with his hands up, but Wade’s cries were covering his voice.

— WHAT'S HAPPENING? — You tried to tug Superman’s hands off, but he didn't let up, and started trying to sooth you.

Deadpool got to his knees and pathetically tried to push one of his thumbs into place, trying to accelerate his healing process, and after 30 seconds of chaos, he perked up when the thumb got attached again. He did the same to the other one.

— The sight is gross, (Y/N). You do not want to see it… — Wonder Woman mumbled, eyes fixed on the scene, feeling a mix of grossed out and impressed.

— Gross? This is natural. Like the birth of a little naked newborn baby. You wanna know what's real gross? My roommate Blind Al’s stink! She might as well be dead at this point… Uh, oh… — Wade slowly got up. — (Y/N)... Call me an Uber. I need to check on someone.

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[magicpiano]

I have a soft spot for Peter Parker in Gotham fics, but how about Peter in Central City?

Post NWH Peter Parker ends up in the DC universe. He starts being spider-man there, makes connections and befriends other heroes. Eventually, Peter overhears someone mention how everyone forgot Wally existed because of speedforce shenanigans.

Naturally, Peter has a lot of emotions about his own situation and goes to the only other person he thinks will understand his predicament for advice (even if their situations were pretty different actually).

Peter kind of fails to properly explain himself and the alternate universe thing though. So Wally comes to the obvious conclusion that Peter is someone he knew, or at least heard of, before the spell. When Wally realizes all the issues Peter is having adjusting to life without a legal identity he offers to take him in.

(It would be fun to combine this with birdflash and 'Richard Parker and Dick Grayson are the same person' AUs.)

(I also think it would be funny if Peter said, "Dr. Strange did it." Like imagine Hugo Strange chilling in his cell when the bats pop in and demand answers he doesn't have lol.)