"Hi, thank you so much for taking the time to answer my questions here on the red carpet. I guess to get the obvious out of the way, what inspired you to become this generation's most venerated and respected suit actor, especially in a medium rapidly moving away from full costumes in favor of CGI?"
"Oh it's no problem at all. To answer your question; I suppose I just knew ever since I was a young boy (♀️) that I wanted to dehumanize myself, refusing to trust in the impurity of language and instead sharpening my intent such that it bleeds through with perfect clarity in every action I take - a perfectly self controlled automaton whose every deviation from utter stillness was to be understood as not idle self stimulation, but a declaration."
"Wow, thank you very much, I'm sure the fans will be thrilled with such a thought provoking answer. Followup question: are you free tonight?"
mutual deliberately cheesy laughter before I suddenly go entirely still with a dead flat expression on my face while slowly tilting my head the way a wolf would while eyeing up a fawn.