The Powers That Be

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Lo, Officalverse.

We are the Powers That Be; Arbiters of Truth and Justice.

We are come to lay Our Judgement: tremble in the knowledge of Our Arbitration.

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[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

We must Consult with You, Vis-À-Vis the Salamander.

Attend.

@the-powers-that-be-offical

Yes, but when, Powers that be?

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Your Treatment of Him is Far Too Kind. He is Used to Boredom; Far More than Any Other. He was without Form for Aeons: He has become Acclimatised to Nothingness.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

Kill him, Powers, you are able to do that. Kill him once and for all.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Unfortunately, We Cannot. He is of a Different Class of Being. His Mind is Eternal.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

if we gager all the wizardians, all the officials we can, maybe we can destroy him?

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

We Already Are a Gathering. We are Gods and We are Legion; We are Insufficient.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

We will gather more, as much as we can.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

We Doubt Even That Would Work. And, in Truth, We would be Unwilling to Take The Risk. Within the Salamander is contained That Which He Used to Be: If He were to Die, Knowledge Itself could Disappear Too.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

Perhaps we shall call her in… beg her and her cats to join…

strange aeons.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

You grow Bold, Wizard. We Admire your Audacity.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

We must Consult with You, Vis-À-Vis the Salamander.

Attend.

@the-powers-that-be-offical

Yes, but when, Powers that be?

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Your Treatment of Him is Far Too Kind. He is Used to Boredom; Far More than Any Other. He was without Form for Aeons: He has become Acclimatised to Nothingness.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

Kill him, Powers, you are able to do that. Kill him once and for all.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Unfortunately, We Cannot. He is of a Different Class of Being. His Mind is Eternal.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

if we gager all the wizardians, all the officials we can, maybe we can destroy him?

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

We Already Are a Gathering. We are Gods and We are Legion; We are Insufficient.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

We will gather more, as much as we can.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

We Doubt Even That Would Work. And, in Truth, We would be Unwilling to Take The Risk. Within the Salamander is contained That Which He Used to Be: If He were to Die, Knowledge Itself could Disappear Too.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

We must Consult with You, Vis-À-Vis the Salamander.

Attend.

@the-powers-that-be-offical

Yes, but when, Powers that be?

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Your Treatment of Him is Far Too Kind. He is Used to Boredom; Far More than Any Other. He was without Form for Aeons: He has become Acclimatised to Nothingness.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

Kill him, Powers, you are able to do that. Kill him once and for all.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Unfortunately, We Cannot. He is of a Different Class of Being. His Mind is Eternal.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

if we gager all the wizardians, all the officials we can, maybe we can destroy him?

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

We Already Are a Gathering. We are Gods and We are Legion; We are Insufficient.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

We must Consult with You, Vis-À-Vis the Salamander.

Attend.

@the-powers-that-be-offical

Yes, but when, Powers that be?

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Your Treatment of Him is Far Too Kind. He is Used to Boredom; Far More than Any Other. He was without Form for Aeons: He has become Acclimatised to Nothingness.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

Kill him, Powers, you are able to do that. Kill him once and for all.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Unfortunately, We Cannot. He is of a Different Class of Being. His Mind is Eternal.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

We must Consult with You, Vis-À-Vis the Salamander.

Attend.

@the-powers-that-be-offical

Yes, but when, Powers that be?

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Your Treatment of Him is Far Too Kind. He is Used to Boredom; Far More than Any Other. He was without Form for Aeons: He has become Acclimatised to Nothingness.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Hey bro can since you're like all powerful can you snap the hivemind of Salamander and or break their wards?

@the-fuckin-wizard-official

The Salamander is Not A Hivemind in the Traditional Sense, but a Distended Extension of a Single Consciousness.

We put It in Its Current Form: Without Us It would be Unassailable.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

Canst thou undo it when the time comes? I have been approaching this all wrong...

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

We Can Try. Though the Amphibian Clings to his Magics like a Limpet. Despite his Lessened Identity, he holds Power. No longer Power Over Us, yet Power Nonetheless.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Hey bro can since you're like all powerful can you snap the hivemind of Salamander and or break their wards?

@the-fuckin-wizard-official

The Salamander is Not A Hivemind in the Traditional Sense, but a Distended Extension of a Single Consciousness.

We put It in Its Current Form: Without Us It would be Unassailable.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Judgement is Coming

Be Warned, for We are Here, and We Shall Judge.

[fate-determining-guy-offical]

So... does this make my job any easier or..?

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

We Care Not for The Afterlife; Only for The Present.

[seraphim-offical]

You, O Angel, have Lied about Your History.

Bring Yourself to Bear before The Conclave.

@the-powers-that-be-offical

Oh it's the lessers.

How may I assist you, as I'm sure you need much assistance. But do make it brief I have important work to do. Do you need me to explain what important means?

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

The Lessers? It is You who art Lesser, O Wingless One.

You are to be Judged.

[seraphim-offical]

Are you blind as well as weak? I am calnir, Seraphim of (in the language of angels) [chains and feathers, geese and summer. Law and the righteous angels above] yet you call me wingless.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Winged in Body, yet Not in Spirit: You have been Cast Down.

[seraphim-offical]

And when was this, enclave of fools and cowards

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

You have been Cast Aside by History. Your Life; Forgotten.

[seraphim-offical]

Oh not you band of fools aswell.

I am in history, check your books, the ones of life and death. Find me there

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

We have Watched: You have been Changed.

[seraphim-offical]

Oh how ominous.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Your Brethren have Touched You; Yet You deny This.

[seraphim-offical]

Who is speaking currently. Or are you too scared to separate from your conclave as you are too scared of death.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

We Speak as One. Our Minds are Channeled through the Voice, yet the Powers are Inexorable.

You, However, are Split.

[seraphim-offical]

Oh i see, so you are all to cowardly to even speak alone.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

If We Did Not Speak as One, We would be No Better than The Salamander. Unity is Heavenly.

[seraphim-offical]

You, O Angel, have Lied about Your History.

Bring Yourself to Bear before The Conclave.

@the-powers-that-be-offical

Oh it's the lessers.

How may I assist you, as I'm sure you need much assistance. But do make it brief I have important work to do. Do you need me to explain what important means?

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

The Lessers? It is You who art Lesser, O Wingless One.

You are to be Judged.

[seraphim-offical]

Are you blind as well as weak? I am calnir, Seraphim of (in the language of angels) [chains and feathers, geese and summer. Law and the righteous angels above] yet you call me wingless.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Winged in Body, yet Not in Spirit: You have been Cast Down.

[seraphim-offical]

And when was this, enclave of fools and cowards

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

You have been Cast Aside by History. Your Life; Forgotten.

[seraphim-offical]

Oh not you band of fools aswell.

I am in history, check your books, the ones of life and death. Find me there

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

We have Watched: You have been Changed.

[seraphim-offical]

Oh how ominous.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Your Brethren have Touched You; Yet You deny This.

[seraphim-offical]

Who is speaking currently. Or are you too scared to separate from your conclave as you are too scared of death.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

We Speak as One. Our Minds are Channeled through the Voice, yet the Powers are Inexorable.

You, However, are Split.

[seraphim-offical]

You, O Angel, have Lied about Your History.

Bring Yourself to Bear before The Conclave.

@the-powers-that-be-offical

Oh it's the lessers.

How may I assist you, as I'm sure you need much assistance. But do make it brief I have important work to do. Do you need me to explain what important means?

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

The Lessers? It is You who art Lesser, O Wingless One.

You are to be Judged.

[seraphim-offical]

Are you blind as well as weak? I am calnir, Seraphim of (in the language of angels) [chains and feathers, geese and summer. Law and the righteous angels above] yet you call me wingless.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Winged in Body, yet Not in Spirit: You have been Cast Down.

[seraphim-offical]

And when was this, enclave of fools and cowards

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

You have been Cast Aside by History. Your Life; Forgotten.

[seraphim-offical]

Oh not you band of fools aswell.

I am in history, check your books, the ones of life and death. Find me there

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

We have Watched: You have been Changed.

[seraphim-offical]

Oh how ominous.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Your Brethren have Touched You; Yet You deny This.

[seraphim-offical]

You, O Angel, have Lied about Your History.

Bring Yourself to Bear before The Conclave.

@the-powers-that-be-offical

Oh it's the lessers.

How may I assist you, as I'm sure you need much assistance. But do make it brief I have important work to do. Do you need me to explain what important means?

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

The Lessers? It is You who art Lesser, O Wingless One.

You are to be Judged.

[seraphim-offical]

Are you blind as well as weak? I am calnir, Seraphim of (in the language of angels) [chains and feathers, geese and summer. Law and the righteous angels above] yet you call me wingless.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Winged in Body, yet Not in Spirit: You have been Cast Down.

[seraphim-offical]

And when was this, enclave of fools and cowards

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

You have been Cast Aside by History. Your Life; Forgotten.

[seraphim-offical]

Oh not you band of fools aswell.

I am in history, check your books, the ones of life and death. Find me there

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

We have Watched: You have been Changed.

[seraphim-offical]

You, O Angel, have Lied about Your History.

Bring Yourself to Bear before The Conclave.

@the-powers-that-be-offical

Oh it's the lessers.

How may I assist you, as I'm sure you need much assistance. But do make it brief I have important work to do. Do you need me to explain what important means?

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

The Lessers? It is You who art Lesser, O Wingless One.

You are to be Judged.

[seraphim-offical]

Are you blind as well as weak? I am calnir, Seraphim of (in the language of angels) [chains and feathers, geese and summer. Law and the righteous angels above] yet you call me wingless.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Winged in Body, yet Not in Spirit: You have been Cast Down.

[seraphim-offical]

And when was this, enclave of fools and cowards

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

You have been Cast Aside by History. Your Life; Forgotten.

[seraphim-offical]

You, O Angel, have Lied about Your History.

Bring Yourself to Bear before The Conclave.

@the-powers-that-be-offical

Oh it's the lessers.

How may I assist you, as I'm sure you need much assistance. But do make it brief I have important work to do. Do you need me to explain what important means?

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

The Lessers? It is You who art Lesser, O Wingless One.

You are to be Judged.

[seraphim-offical]

Are you blind as well as weak? I am calnir, Seraphim of (in the language of angels) [chains and feathers, geese and summer. Law and the righteous angels above] yet you call me wingless.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Winged in Body, yet Not in Spirit: You have been Cast Down.

[seraphim-offical]

You, O Angel, have Lied about Your History.

Bring Yourself to Bear before The Conclave.

@the-powers-that-be-offical

Oh it's the lessers.

How may I assist you, as I'm sure you need much assistance. But do make it brief I have important work to do. Do you need me to explain what important means?

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

The Lessers? It is You who art Lesser, O Wingless One.

You are to be Judged.

[the-powers-that-be-offical]

Judgement is Coming

Be Warned, for We are Here, and We Shall Judge.