Fate Determining Guy Offical

I've returned to fate determine. Let me fate determine you.

opossum-on-heroin-offical

Why did fate determine that I was the guy who should be Fate Determining Guy? I don't even get a name. I just fate determine.

Uuuuuuh, papaya. Also, can you get me out of here?

...Out of where..?

Why did fate determine that I was the guy who should be Fate Determining Guy? I don't even get a name. I just fate determine.

Hey, lerual is back.

Oh, well, it's nice to have you back! I hope to see you around in my time in between file organizing!

the-powers-that-be-offical

Judgement is Coming

Be Warned, for We are Here, and We Shall Judge.

So... does this make my job any easier or..?

Hey. New official based on the song Stacy's dad.

Here to get you all down bad. And get you gay.

@opossum-on-heroin-offical @burning-britain-official @salamander-offical @fate-determining-guy-offical @eredin-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @da-police-offical

Good job. Get those people gay, I guess.

What about you big fella

What about me?

You look like you could use some company

...Is Stacy's dad coming onto me..?

I could come into you if you want

...I'm just in charge of people's files... Why am I being hit on?!

I thought I could cheer you up

It did not work. All it did is make me wonder how challenging restraining orders are.

Wooaaah sorry for pushing a boundary there mate, I'll be going then

You're fine. Continue with your gay agenda, just not in my file office.

You got any files of people could make gay?

uh... there's Morris from JojaMart, 7-Eleven embodied, a seraphim I know, and probably a lot of other gas stations.

Hey. New official based on the song Stacy's dad.

Here to get you all down bad. And get you gay.

@opossum-on-heroin-offical @burning-britain-official @salamander-offical @fate-determining-guy-offical @eredin-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @da-police-offical

Good job. Get those people gay, I guess.

What about you big fella

What about me?

You look like you could use some company

...Is Stacy's dad coming onto me..?

I could come into you if you want

...I'm just in charge of people's files... Why am I being hit on?!

I thought I could cheer you up

It did not work. All it did is make me wonder how challenging restraining orders are.

Wooaaah sorry for pushing a boundary there mate, I'll be going then

You're fine. Continue with your gay agenda, just not in my file office.

Hey. New official based on the song Stacy's dad.

Here to get you all down bad. And get you gay.

@opossum-on-heroin-offical @burning-britain-official @salamander-offical @fate-determining-guy-offical @eredin-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @da-police-offical

Good job. Get those people gay, I guess.

What about you big fella

What about me?

You look like you could use some company

...Is Stacy's dad coming onto me..?

I could come into you if you want

...I'm just in charge of people's files... Why am I being hit on?!

I thought I could cheer you up

It did not work. All it did is make me wonder how challenging restraining orders are.

Hey. New official based on the song Stacy's dad.

Here to get you all down bad. And get you gay.

@opossum-on-heroin-offical @burning-britain-official @salamander-offical @fate-determining-guy-offical @eredin-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @da-police-offical

Good job. Get those people gay, I guess.

What about you big fella

What about me?

You look like you could use some company

...Is Stacy's dad coming onto me..?

I could come into you if you want

...I'm just in charge of people's files... Why am I being hit on?!

Hey. New official based on the song Stacy's dad.

Here to get you all down bad. And get you gay.

@opossum-on-heroin-offical @burning-britain-official @salamander-offical @fate-determining-guy-offical @eredin-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @da-police-offical

Good job. Get those people gay, I guess.

What about you big fella

What about me?

You look like you could use some company

...Is Stacy's dad coming onto me..?

Hey. New official based on the song Stacy's dad.

Here to get you all down bad. And get you gay.

@opossum-on-heroin-offical @burning-britain-official @salamander-offical @fate-determining-guy-offical @eredin-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @da-police-offical

Good job. Get those people gay, I guess.

What about you big fella

What about me?

Hey. New official based on the song Stacy's dad.

Here to get you all down bad. And get you gay.

@opossum-on-heroin-offical @burning-britain-official @salamander-offical @fate-determining-guy-offical @eredin-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @da-police-offical

Good job. Get those people gay, I guess.

nurse-offical

right guys i have awoken from my slumber how many of yall are dead

Uhhh.. At least five of them are according to the "Urgent" files.

coffee-shop-offical

Hello Officalverse!

(This is @coffee--spill if y'all don't know)

In watching everyone join the extended battle for the Officalverse throne, me and @imightbeafaerie-official-offical have grown... Restless. And so, this declaration. We will fight for you and a better future for the Officalverse if you give us your support.

(You'll also get unlimited coffee)

Would you support us if we join the war?

yes (give your @ in the comments)

yes but I'm not an offical

no (drop you @ in the comments)

no but I'm not an offical

no idea what you're on about but I want a button

results

Voting ended onMar 8

(Tagging all the officials I've ever interacted with sorry)

Family (you have to say yes) : @the-grim-reaper-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @tum-blr-offical @neurobiology-offical @awesome-sauce-offical @7-eleven-offical @gabenugget1141-official @whyitschilificalofc @blood-god-offical @oppossum-offical

Friends & customers @chickfila-official @wammipammi @cricketz-offical @journalism-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @god-the-offical @sandofficial

(also I should tag @evilpineapple-offical @breadcrumb-offical @salamander-offical ig)

I got nothing else going on. Why not join a war? I'll support

doxxer-offical

ALL RIGHT GUYS HERE IT IS:

Made by yours truly @doxxer-offical. Make sure to follow ME and the offical you get on tumblr. Also pls don't kill me if you don't get who y

I'll add more people but I can only add so many okay pls help and send in question ideas!! Thanks all <3

Look at me go.

We're hiring a new death.

Since death kinda... died, we need a new one to transport souls to the afterlife. Somebody please take this job. We need to continue business.