The Procrastinator 3000

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[shegayonmygirl]

reblog to give yourself a large fucking tail

[virtualgirladvance]

reblog to slap prev with large fucking tail

[ouppygirlpaws]

kit (firefox mascot) x xenia (linux mascot) ship art please please please please

[monidoll]

lowkey i keep seeing myself on my dash and thinking its yamada ryo

[yamada-ryo]

i thought i made this post

[jessiewithaj]

sex, but instead of fucking you, we both get naked and i hold your head in my lap and forgive you for everything you think you've done wrong.

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

[nonepronounwithleftboy]

@tiniestmousegirl @caramella-dansen @dehydratedlydia Putting y'all in my inventory

[dehydratedlydia]

im a very powerful item use it wisely

[spuds-n-soup]

Launch my child

[nonepronounwithleftboy]

@thegneurshk @tiniestmousegirl @caramella-dansen @dehydratedlydia

[dehydratedlydia]

me

[the-procrastinator-3000]

yipeee my grandma said she "mistook" me for a girl after i shaved my beard off im so lucky

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[drizzit]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!

[nyaa]

[yurimartyr]

Collection

[eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard]

Gotta have a griller in your collection

[unyieldingsilence]

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[tigirl-and-co]

[smoke-in-the-wind]

it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?

[filthburger]

[sudorm-rfslash]

Hang on I need to look something up

[sudorm-rfslash]

[the-procrastinator-3000]

Well ive been thinking about establishing a political party that has the creation of rokos basilisk as its main goal but i dont know if that counts also im not american

[programmerhumour]

Anon visits webpages in 2022

[mornington-the-crescent]

As others have pointed out before, if you visited a web page 20 years ago and it acted like that, you would rightly assume your computer had gotten a virus.

[beardedmrbean]

[faythesk8r]

@dehydratedlydia

[werewolf-transgenderism]

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

[werewolf-transgenderism]

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

[werewolf-transgenderism]

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

[markscherz]

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[star-angel-selkie]

this one kinda hurts when i see it every pride month. im glad to see an art piece of mine still circulating, and with nearly 100,000 notes too! it just hurts that im separated from it. everyone in the notes thinks im gone. im still here, but my potential community and connection is lost because im forgotten in place of the art. yeah, my deactivated profile does add to the profoundness of what i was saying, but i am still removed.