Australia's Next Top Failure!

Pugs = Life

[prekrasnoe-mgnovenie]

[onetiredotter]

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

[probablynappingtbh]

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

[kimpossibooty]

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

[jykinturah]

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

[louiepalooza]

[peppermint-gooch-deactivated201]

I still find this the funniest thing ever

[rats-oncrackattack]

I found a baby pug at the pet store, she was everything I imagined and more.

Help.

[lilkimbra-deactivated20150219]

“what happened to real music”

[wonderstruck]

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????

[imissbrittanymurphy]

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

[vomit-heart-catatonic-deactivat]

#Maybe it’s witchcraft #maybe it’s Maybelline. lost it at the tags.

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

[froscan]

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

[deathbymorning]

did you get an A

[aquajoggers]

if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”

[mauibus]

dont worry i am a professional hawaii person and that is exactly what you do

[kimiwatanabe]

Im locked out

[clarkes-ark]

when ur jam comes on but ur tired af

[homoish-blog]

my whole family went out and i didnt want to go so i stayed home and it’s literally been two hours and my dad just texted me “where are you”

[webkinzinsider]

[sandandglass]

[asmoonrose]

White kids in movies

Mom: where are you going Kid: out

[visually-enjoyable]

[the-prodigal-son-has-returned]

Holy fucking shit

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Reality show where Canadians are send to Australia and vice versa. 

No plot.

No missions.

Just Canadians and Australians trying to survive each other’s weather. 

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Our latest episode

[sluttyfranzkafka]

People who are reblogging this without the pictures are missing out because I’m hilarious