La purple possum

Get therapy, you're bringing down the vibes of the galaxy.

[the-purple-possum]

It's okay Azi. We already knew you couldn't think straight.

[the-purple-possum]

It is 7am. 7:03 to be exact. I've refreshed and tried to open the app several times. WHERE IS IT?!

[oifaaa]

Listen I made the mistake of saying I'd draw Jason pregnant for money and underestimated how much money people would give me for the bit so I do now have £190 but I also had to draw Jason pregnant and post it so really its a lose lose for everyone .... enjoy

[pipluphue]

who else cares about tim and dami siblingism

[the-purple-possum]

You think if Jason gets old he'd dye the white bit of his hair black because the rest is white?

[the-purple-possum]

I'm getting whiplash from guys on dating apps. One wouldn't shut up about sex. The one I'm talking to now sends me physics memes.

[the-purple-possum]

My hear me out: the concept of time

His hear me out: the higgs boson particle

[the-purple-possum]

I'm getting whiplash from guys on dating apps. One wouldn't shut up about sex. The one I'm talking to now sends me physics memes.

[videolimited]

imagine a version of robin93 where instead of the redbird tim drives around in a reliant robin

[videolimited]

remembered no on tumblr knows cars so one of these, for reference

[the-purple-possum]

'John Cena is wifeable'

[the-purple-possum]

When you're the type to only call someone you're interested in 'dude', but 'sweetheart' for everyone else.

[the-purple-possum]

Guess who told the person they're head over heels for that they like him, then ran onto a train.

Christmas is made for the drama.

[the-purple-possum]

On read. For two hours. Yayyyy.

Don't know how to feel on this.

Oh well. Sigh. Guess there goes that.

After the guy literally didn't pull away from a hug and like way too long and we stood there just hugging on a man made dock.

And cuddling in the train station while he looked at tiktok over my shoulder.

Guess we go back to square one.

[the-purple-possum]

Guess who told the person they're head over heels for that they like him, then ran onto a train.

Christmas is made for the drama.

[the-purple-possum]

The guy I like showed me this meme:

And I said: sad thing is, that would work on me...

HE RESPONDED WITH 'YOU WANNA GET MATCHING LOBOTOMIES'

[lesbianpoetess]

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

[pansexual-lilychen]

[depsidase]

[cleromancy]

i think for jasons birthdya dick gets him this card

and scribbles out "awful" and writes "groovy 💖💖" overtop in glitter gel pen but leaves the rest of it the same

and jason thinks its SO funny but is SO mad about it. thats what i believe.