|justactuallytheworst|

I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.

[meme-theft]

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

I’M NOT GOING TO SAY THIS AGAIN.

Yes, I AM Fergalicious, and so delicious.

BUT

I 👏 ain’t 👏 promiscuous 👏

(and???? if you were suspicious? ?? All that shit is fictitious)

[onlytwitterpics]

[the-queen-mama]

I specialize in renovating smol houses for birbs.

[the-queen-mama]

RIP

[danejuanreturns]

i'm just a guy fieri looking for his girl fieri

[the-queen-mama]

If she was a potato, she'd be a sweet potato!

[iraffiruse]

[the-queen-mama]

Goals 😍

[catscenter]

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

We did it. We’re finally free.

[cravefoodie]

[the-queen-mama]

The most exciting days are those when you can match your outfit to your son’s.