Promise 😊

idek

[whoregaylorenzo]

🌼 :)

4 pics of adorable little boys

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[brunhiddensmusings]

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

[owengrose]

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

[bossymarmalade]

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

[stelamaris]

[unamedwatcher]

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

[randomslasher]

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

[ironwoman359]

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

[holykryptonitekitten]

Snoop is legit; don’t come for him. 

[nuggsmum]

He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.

[ijustwannagobacktosleep]

Love him, great man

[fanwithoutaplan]

plizzanet earth

[prismatic-bell]

Hozier is the peak of good white masculinity. Snoop is the peak of good Black masculinity, and on top of what Hozier does, Snoop adds something a lot of Black children never get to see—you can be a man, you can have “cred,” you can be cool, and also know how to make cookies. (Hozier is great, but he’s never been cool a day in his life and he freely admits this. The two of them have very different kinds of good masculinity both culturally and personally.)

There’s this idea—and the tweet opening this thread exemplifies it—that being “gangsta” means being self-absorbed, materialistic, and violent. Snoop is just like “nah, I have bling and street talk and I’m higher than a kite and also I love my kids and cooking and FUCK your toxic masculinity,” and that’s an important message. You can have the look, if you like the look, but you don’t have to be a stereotype to have the look.

[evilovesyou]

As One Direction so eloquently put it: I think I’m gonna lose my mind.

[ltpolari]

+

[rockysatellite-deactivated20230]

«Where do you wanna sit?» «Next to you.»

[kabaks]

who had armie hammer is a cannibal on their 2021 bingo

[kabaks]

who had someone elaborately frames armie hammer for cannibalism on their 2021 bingo

[kabaks]

who had armie hammer hasn’t responded to accusations and he’s freaky rich so maybe it’s real? on their 2021 bingo

[sign-of-the-walls]

-

[random-hot-mess]

Sorry-i dont have spotify,what is that playlist?what happened?

Spotify curates a “This is ____(insert artist/band)” playlist. It’s a legitimate playlist made my spotify themselves and I think it’s helpful for people discovering someone as it consists of their most popular songs. Now if my memory serves right, sometime between the release of we made it and walls, we finally got such a playlist for louis! But soon after album release it got taken down 🙄🔪. People have theorized that for it to be back again it’ll have to go through some label approvals ( still not sure ... just a theory). So this playlist being back exactly 6 months after louis leaving syco has me wondering if some label finally intervened and removed the roadblock that was preventing spotify from adding it back. Unless we are to believe spotify’s customer service is horrendous as thousands of fans have reached out to them in the past year regarding this issue.

[vxllxnelle]

[wdbhgooo]

2011: louis says harry has fallen in love while they were filming wmyb, harry tries to get him to stop talking, and louis grabs his hand and presses it to his chest

2015: harry says if he had to sing one of their songs every day for the rest of his life, it would be wmyb, and louis smiles

2017: louis writes we made it, a love song about “singing something poppy on the same four chords”, harry plays chords that sound exactly like it

2018: harry prefaces playing wmyb by saying it’s a very important song to him and that he “fell in love to this song”

2019: louis releases we made it (which has video parallels to the wmyb video), harry continues to play wmyb at every single performance, and harry gets a Love Bus for ONO that looks like the wmyb bus

2020: harry releases a music video for a song that’s about the euphoria of falling in love with someone, filmed on the same beach they filmed wymb on

in conclusion, I am:

[hcrrow]

when the universe can't give you a break.

[tomlinsonarchive]

The X Factor Rehearsals @ Stuart Cameron 

[letsmakesomeonehappytoday]

Fine Line Live | One Night Only

[foggysuggestion]

hey!!!!!! congrats!!!!! why??? you ask???? because you made it to today!!! even after everything !! i’m so proud of you!!

[larryreceipts]

Biggest plot twist. MITCH??

[starfoxrry]

god flexed

[setsfiretohistory]

He’s quite outspoken. You need someone like that, because he’s great at standing up for us as a band.