[gondwana]

So go and dance yourself clean

[segamascott]

[truenoodle]

"alas" is a truly S tier english word. fantastic mouthfeel, makes me sound like a world-weary wizard, looks cool when written out. good job to whoever created this word.

[yesornopolls]

Any plans for the weekend?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 41 minutes

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

the bosses are allowed creampie while the workers are punished for a simple little hickey. in this essay i will examine sexual politics through the lens of Marxian analysi-

[worldcupfinals]

when you get the soccer vs football, europeans dont drink water, gun control, geopolitical state of the world, colonial history, the us dont have walkable cities, my nt is less problematic than your nt, super-bowl vs worldcup, tipping culture, humidity vs temperature discourse all packed into the same tournament

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

r/scrungycats is fucking amazing

[fruityfinch]

This one is my favourite. It’s subtle. It’s contemplative. This cat has so much to consider

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[passtheseppie]

the most important part of sports enjoyment is to learn how to eroticize failure and loss

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

[sophsun1]

Malcolm in the Middle – 4.09: Grandma Sues

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[saltaired]

[sakaisms]

the calvins poking out of the viking gear

[livaja]

talking to my grandpa about arsenal and he said: "you know, back in the day, english football used to be unwatchable. that's because everybody on the teams was english."

[thwrangis]

tumblr is full of people who would have independently discovered masturbation in the stone age

[anguilliforme]

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish