†DAMIENTHORN†

★SON OF SATAN, ANTICHRIST! FOOLISH MORTALS. PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR VERY WORLD CRUMBLE BENEATH YOUR FEET.★

[the-real-ant1christ]

YOU MORTALS ALL DISGUST ME. VERY WELL, I STILL HATH MADE THIS FOOLISH BLOG. AS MY FATHER SAYS I MAY VENT MY FRUSTRATIONS THROUGH IT. THOUGH IT NOT SEEM PROMISING FROM THE CONTENT I HATH WITNESSED.

IF YOU PREPARE AN OFFERING THAT MEETS MY STANDARDS, MAYBE I WILL ANSWER YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS.

(Ships are all okay, as long as they stick with my headcanon of Damien being gay)

(Blog runner: @oh-its-that-guy-again )

[the-real-ant1christ]

You know, Damien.

I've got a, question for you, do you prefer ghosts or zombies?

Ghosts. I prefer the dead more than the undead.

[the-real-ant1christ]

Damien since your the antichrist and stuff do you know if ghosts are real? because I'm in a VERY haunted mineshaft rn looking at a ghost and i need to know im not hallucinating.

- @eden-the-new-kid

Yeah they're pretty real

[the-real-ant1christ]

Eww gay people

[the-real-ant1christ]

I heard you're a demon or something

...do you like Black Sabbath?

@weirdoorphankid

Yeah, I am a demon. The antichrist.

As for Black Sabbath

Ive never heard it much. Never got into much music actually.

Is it any good?

[weirdoorphankid]

Very, very good.

I have all of their records, er, rather I did have all their records.

[the-real-ant1christ]

Ah huh. You 'did'?

What happened to em?

[weirdoorphankid]

I don't know. My parents probably sold them all after I went missing. Or maybe I'm just a copy of myself? I dunno, time travel is weird.

[the-real-ant1christ]

Oh. Well I can steal some records for you if you want. Whatever I can find.

[weirdoorphankid]

Hey, uhh...

Is this offer still valid?

[the-real-ant1christ]

Yeeep.

[the-real-ant1christ]

OMG HII DAMIEN!! I LIKE YOU WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS!!

~ @splunetta-askblog

Uhh.. Okay. Very strong start.

[splunetta-askblog]

DOES THIS MEAN WE’RE FRIENDS NOW?? :D

[the-real-ant1christ]

If thats what you'd call us. I wouldnt be so bold though.

[the-real-ant1christ]

why dont you like music? Will you take suggestions?

Its not that I dont LIKE music, I just never felt anything in particular for it. I do have drum lessons though. Its my favorite instrument because I can hit things

Also yes I will take suggestions. Maybe.

[the-real-ant1christ]

you look stupid. GAYBO

SHUT UP YOU LOOK STUPID GRAAGGHHGFG I WILL UNLEASH MY WRATH UPON YOU

[the-real-ant1christ]

DAMIEN. Who are your close friends? (or, close enemies, i guess,,,,)

Philip is,,,,, a closer acquaintance than most.

My worst enemy is ERIC FUCKING CARTMAN

[dipweek2026]

Two more weeks till dip week!!

Hopefully nobody forgot abt it lol

[pip-in-proper]

Spits on you

WAH! ... :(

[the-real-ant1christ]

HEY DONT SPIT ON HIM >:[

[the-real-ant1christ]

OMG HII DAMIEN!! I LIKE YOU WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS!!

~ @splunetta-askblog

Uhh.. Okay. Very strong start.

[the-real-ant1christ]

Why don't you like women?

Eugh.. Why WOULD I?

[the-real-ant1christ]

Do you have fangs?!

Yeah pretty much

[the-real-ant1christ]

Of course YOU were born in june,, gay ass,,,,,

???!!;??? Stop???.mm?m??

Yeah im gay purely because i was born in June. This is why i hate mortals

[the-real-ant1christ]

happy birthday. gay ass.

Thanks heh. Chuckle. Heh.

[the-real-ant1christ]

Good afternoon, Damien, I was informed that today is your birthday, and I... I wanted to give you something meaningful. Something that would be more personal. It's a small charm—necklace if you'd like, or simply something to keep in your pocket for luck. i included and extra chain in case you prefer wearing it. Happy birthday, Damien. With love, Phillip ❤︎

Oh, uh.ehhm.cough.

Thank you, Philip. I'll keep it safe.