Des echte Christkind (100% original)

Official Tumblr Blog of the one and only Christkind

[the-real-christkind]

[the-real-christkind]

*slowly defrosts*

[forthegothicheroine]

The American school system falls behind once again

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

Kinda fucked how we call it schraubenzieher when we are not ziehing any schrauben with it at all.

[duesternis]

official Handwerker logging in to say that the official name is Schraubendreher and girl we do be drehing Schrauben with it

[ihaveemotionalmotionsickness]

[emptiable]

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[smile-at-the-stars]

#this is not mesopotamian :*) #austria#vienna#venus of willendorf

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[nekkowe]

Bilingual life means continuously losing your mind

Why are our languages like this, there are so many things like this but this is the weirdest, biggest entanglement of false-friend terms I have ever seen

[awordwasthebeginning]

@misacoh @languagecrazy

[satyriconmp3]

mutuals who are also in their 20s my beloved

[satyriconmp3]

[wb-time]

[guranotte]

[sprachgefuehle]

It is a fundamental part of german ice cream culture

[lastvalyrian]

wait are you telling me that Americans don’t know these tasty little morsels

[sprachgefuehle]

No, it was invented in Mannheim in 1969 by Dario Fontanella, the son of the owner of an ice cream parlour

(thanks @ahoidraco for that information)

[funny-tik-toks]

[in-the-name-of-mushrooms-deacti]

It just keeps getting worse XD

[official-hoe-of-the-devildom]

Check out this really cool otome game my precious wifey worked on! Get it here!

Also please share! There will be spicy content when they reach 100 downloads 😏 Ya hoe wants that!!!

[useless-englandfacts]

[grimeclown]

As a clown I refuse to do sexy stuff in my real actual clown outfit because that is for the kids but I have a separate clown outfit for sexy stuff.

You’re a role model and a legend

[oscillatingdichotomy]

Separation of church & state

[valtsv]

you BOIL miette??? you cook her like the soup???

[memewhore]

[mysticsaya]

Who needs a gym hen you can just...

Watch the whole tiktok here

[beartnie]

please stop drawing ernie and bert kissing and shit they’re literally preschoolers. it’s creepy and weird.

Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:

1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves

2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD

3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.