The Real Game Freak

im not actually game freak dont sue me

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

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[the-real-gamefreak]

average edgy vocaloid song:

[duothelingo]

Be there or don’t, I’m not bothered.

[the-real-gamefreak]

"DADDY DUO DROPPED A NEW TRACK!!"

-My friend yesterday at school

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

bro I just took an am I gay quiz and got fucking homophobic

[the-real-gamefreak]

why is fucking homophobes an answer on that quiz

[animentality]

[atlantahammy]

Pssst if you have ublock: https://github.com/laylavish/uBlockOrigin-HUGE-AI-Blocklist

[iregreteverythingpleasehelpme]

Also pssst, after a google search click 'tools'

And you can enter a certain time range for results.

I would recommend before 2023, it will be much more reliable then.

[the-real-gamefreak]

@totally-bing why are these the only tags on your submissions

[duothelingo]

sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler

you’re so skibidi

you’re so fanum tax

i just wanna be your sigma

freaking come here

give me your ohio

*cries in millennial*

[operagxreal]

this is why they banned gen alpha jokes from the discord

[incognito-mode-official]

What the fuck is this, creature even saying... there needs to be a translator app so we can tell what the fuck their saying.

[the-real-gamefreak]

ROUGH TRANSLATION(some of these words don't translate that well):

sticking out your massive ass for the charismatic(/attractive) man

you’re so evil/suspicious

you’re taxing my food(on a live twitch stream)

i just wanna be your overconfident/cocky/discord (over)user/slightly sexist superior(male)

(freaking) come here

give me stupid/insnae/meme-y things

The sentences highlighted in red are extremely hard to translate. Please take time as we strive to improve our translation services.

[junii-moony]

been reading through Pokémon Adventures again and like-

Brendon must be the gayest mf in the Hoenn region because if i was him? i’d fold immediately, no shit

[iregreteverythingpleasehelpme]

she literally pulled out the most rizz possible and he looks like he's deciding what to get off of the mcdonalds burger menu. oblivious.

[apolladay]

are you a:

scurrier

scamperer

scuttler?

Are you a:

scurrier

scamperer

scuttler

Voting ended onMar 15, 2024

[the-real-gamefreak]

Can we get this even? go vote scamperer and scuttler we need this

[iregreteverythingpleasehelpme]

wait people actually eat their sandwiches unfrozen?

i eat them frozen

i eat them unfrozen

i eat them frozen + smothered in vanilla extract

i eat them unfrozen + smothered in vanilla extract

i eat them frozen + smothered in rosin

i eat them unfrozen + smothered in rosin

my walrus eats my sandwiches for me

my fairy eats my sandwiches for me

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of A-

-pril, 2009, is this young man's birthday.

(wrong answer)

Voting ended onMar 11, 2024

[tsunderedetector]

Hey corporate gimmick blogs can we get a rosin sweep? frozen or unfrozen, idk.

@claires-unofficial @nasa-real @totally-dollar-tree @totally-official-yahoo @totally-official-goodwilll @the-true-internet-explorer @realsafari @im-pandora-i-promise @the-tumblur-searchbar @definitely-wikipedia @official-fedex @its-target-official @hot-topic-unofficial @spotify-official @walmart-the-official @firefox-official @totally-ikea @yahoo-official @mcdonalds-official-verified @official-opera-gx @official-chai @theveryrealvine @bingle-official @spotify-kids-real @sams-club-official @the-one-and-only-pornhub @definitely-spirit-halloween @definitely-youtube @the-real-google @totally-bing @totally-bingle

[deactivated-blog]

I…

[k-f-c-official]

since when do people freeze sandwiches??? is this a cultural thing i'm missing?

[the-real-gamefreak]

sandswish

[iregreteverythingpleasehelpme]

wait people actually eat their sandwiches unfrozen?

i eat them frozen

i eat them unfrozen

i eat them frozen + smothered in vanilla extract

i eat them unfrozen + smothered in vanilla extract

i eat them frozen + smothered in rosin

i eat them unfrozen + smothered in rosin

my walrus eats my sandwiches for me

my fairy eats my sandwiches for me

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of A-

-pril, 2009, is this young man's birthday.

(wrong answer)

Voting ended onMar 11, 2024

[iregreteverythingpleasehelpme]

whoever you are, you did not get the memo.

[the-real-gamefreak]

misclicked, i meant to press rosin sandwich.

[the-real-gamefreak]

@totally-mcdonalds you okay??

[anne-is--okay]

if this post gets eight billion notes I'll commit arson

[the-real-gamefreak]

WE CAN DO IT GUYS

@the-real-google @totally-bing @yahoo @microsoft-edge-official @totally-ikea @im-pandora-i-promise @duothelingo @bingle-official @totally-bingle

I do not know anybody else's tags please help me

[the-real-gamefreak]

I regret reblogging this. what the fuck is wrong with you guys. every day i come onto this hellsite and for the past week or so i am met with hundreds of notes and spam on this post.

op i feel so sorry for you, but also you need to burn things

[the-real-gamefreak]

guys we have about 8 hundred thousand notes left to go we can do this forget what i just said and SPAM

[anne-is--okay]

if this post gets eight billion notes I'll commit arson

[the-real-gamefreak]

WE CAN DO IT GUYS

@the-real-google @totally-bing @yahoo @microsoft-edge-official @totally-ikea @im-pandora-i-promise @duothelingo @bingle-official @totally-bingle

I do not know anybody else's tags please help me

[the-real-gamefreak]

I regret reblogging this. what the fuck is wrong with you guys. every day i come onto this hellsite and for the past week or so i am met with hundreds of notes and spam on this post.

op i feel so sorry for you, but also you need to burn things

[the-real-gamefreak]

sorry im not very active im very busy with school work and arguing with tumblr corporate gimmick accounts takes up a surprising amount of time

[official-firefox-nightly]

Hey guys, uh I need y'all to do me a favor-

Go to each of your blogs' settings and turn the highlighted settings on- it'll opt you out of being shared to third parties, including being trained for AI. Unless you want to be used for AI idk up to you. Sorry not sorry for the ping btw.

@claires-unofficial @nasa-real @totally-dollar-tree @totally-official-yahoo @totally-official-goodwill @the-true-internet-explorer @realsafari @im-pandora-i-promise @the-tumblur-searchbar @definitely-wikipedia @firefox-official @official-fedex @its-target-official @hot-topic-unofficial @spotify-official @walmart-the-official @the-real-google @the-real-firefox @totally-ikea @yahoo-official @mcdonalds-official-verified @official-opera-gx @official-chai @theveryrealvine @bingle-official @intothegimmickverseofficial @spotify-kids-real @same-pic-of-pluto-everyday @sams-club-official @same-pic-of-neptune-everyday @same-pic-of-a-dictionary-daily @the-one-and-only-pornhub @post-uwuifer @definitely-spirit-halloween @definitely-youtube @definitely-tor-browser-official @scottishslenderman @slenderdawg @robloxian-slenderman @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @bitchlessslenderman @gimmick-blog-stimboards @are-there-grammar-errors @grammarly-unofficial @important-question-anon uh I probably forgot a gazillion people but that's okay

[claires-unofficial]

thank you so much, i'll go do that rn ^^

[claires-unofficial]

also just to spread the word, i'll tag some more ppl

@officially-ikea @unoffical-spencers @officially-mcdonalds @barnes-and-noble-official @yes-im-youtube-kids @the-real-honda @the-real-victorias-secret @firehouse-subs-fr @chick-fil-a-unofficial

[the-tumblur-searchbar]

For some reason, I don’t have these settings?

Am I being dumb? Are they somewhere else?

[the-real-gamefreak]

idk thats where it should be?

[official-firefox-nightly]

Hey guys, uh I need y'all to do me a favor-

Go to each of your blogs' settings and turn the highlighted settings on- it'll opt you out of being shared to third parties, including being trained for AI. Unless you want to be used for AI idk up to you. Sorry not sorry for the ping btw.

@claires-unofficial @nasa-real @totally-dollar-tree @totally-official-yahoo @totally-official-goodwill @the-true-internet-explorer @realsafari @im-pandora-i-promise @the-tumblur-searchbar @definitely-wikipedia @firefox-official @official-fedex @its-target-official @hot-topic-unofficial @spotify-official @walmart-the-official @the-real-google @the-real-firefox @totally-ikea @yahoo-official @mcdonalds-official-verified @official-opera-gx @official-chai @theveryrealvine @bingle-official @intothegimmickverseofficial @spotify-kids-real @same-pic-of-pluto-everyday @sams-club-official @same-pic-of-neptune-everyday @same-pic-of-a-dictionary-daily @the-one-and-only-pornhub @post-uwuifer @definitely-spirit-halloween @definitely-youtube @definitely-tor-browser-official @scottishslenderman @slenderdawg @robloxian-slenderman @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @bitchlessslenderman @gimmick-blog-stimboards @are-there-grammar-errors @grammarly-unofficial @important-question-anon uh I probably forgot a gazillion people but that's okay

[totally-bing]

C a w

what in all nine hells

[the-real-gamefreak]

NOOOOOOOOO