WHAT THE DUCHESS ISN'T DOING

Basically it's whatever we're doing. Leah Ferguson, author of ALL THE DIFFERENCE (Berkley/Penguin, 9/15) http://www.leahfergusonauthor.com Twitter: @noduchess Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1Bm2Vbb Email: onevignette(at)gmail(dot)com

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Eating reheated leftover waffles over the bathroom sink because she's volunteering at George's school today and she is running SO late.

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A month later, still questioning Santa's decision-making skills.

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It’s day 3 of school cancellations, so perfecting her cocktail making skills.

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Wondering if her husband has too much time on his hands.

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What we don't do: look this relaxed and lovely hopping around a volleyball court--right after birth or ANYTIME.

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Decorating. But really swearing. #katemiddleton #whatwouldkatedo #duchessofcambridge #whattheduchessisntdoing #Christmas #decorating #CRAP

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Rocking a beach-themed birthday cake. 

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Showing her kids her new book. Because she wrote a book. 

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Deciding not take the kids on a helicopter ride because it’s, like, 35 dollars a person. 

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Taking the kids to an open house at the airport so they can mingle with the locals. 

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Taking the princess to school in her Honda minivan. 

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Taking the prince and princess on one last ride at the local amusement park before the summer ends. 

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Watching George play under her desk while she checks her Instagram. 

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Letting Charlotte choose to wear the same dirty, beaten-up, old sandals every day for the entire summer simply because “they have butterflies!”.

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Making her own granola, because motherhood turned her into a hippie.

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Getting the estate in tip-top shape once and for all, because she just can’t focus with all that gold-encrusted clutter lying around. 

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Organizing her drawers with that Konmari method her friend told her about.