I'm just a simple lorialet boy looking for love

[the-real-leiftan]

Sure let’s bring a coat for the human boy who just learned to use his sword. I can freeze to death, it’s not like I saved the world or anything you know...

[the-real-leiftan]

You missed me 😌💅🏼🌸

[the-real-leiftan]

Dear Slim Leiftan, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em

There probably was a problem at the post office or something

Sometimes you scribble addresses too sloppy when you jot 'em, my dear.

[the-real-leiftan]

Sorry, ladies.

[the-real-leiftan]

So... I’ve been away for a while...

I may, or may not, have slept for 7 years

What did I miss?

[the-real-leiftan]

Note to self: never trust strange hairdressers hiding into dodgy crystals, especially if they offer an 80% discount.

[the-real-leiftan]

Why did you kill Ykhar?

Ever craved rabbit with potatoes?

[the-real-leiftan]

Yo can you like come back pls and thnx

Don’t worry my dear.

Apparently some people have been complaining about my style.

People who don’t know what class and taste are (...I mean, have you seen me?!)

So my bosses have sent me away for a makeover, I’ll be back with a new wardrobe and haircut.

At the moment I’m fighting with my personal shoppers about undergarnents

They want me to stick to the first two, but for me it’s either 3 or 9, I may compromise with 8 but they don’t want to hear it.

No one is willing to budge.

It’s going to take a while.

[the-real-leiftan]

So...

that happened.

[cabritalex]

Dessa vez Leiftan, o diabinho ❤

Mano eu não me entendo. Quando tô bloqueada para fazer as comissões e nem em rede social consigo entrar eu só me fecho em desenhar homem para tentar voltar ao ânimo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ÂNIMO VEM EM MIMM

O próximo será Lance. Querem dar palpites de tamanhos? 👀 infelizmente não sei se vou fazer todos :')

Gente sério, quem tiver o PNG deles só de calções broxantes me manda plis >\\\\\<

[the-real-leiftan]

Do you use sex magic? With partner like Erica... You could use sex energy damn well... Repear the crystal with life force... Destroy it "accidentaly"... Repear it again...

What unpure perverted thoughts, you have a sick, sick mind, I would never defile my beloved this way!

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*psss Alexa? look up sex magic online*

[the-real-leiftan]

How would you react if Gardienne propose you polyamorous relationship

I have enough personalities to satisfy any poly fantasy ;)

[the-real-leiftan]

[the-real-leiftan]

So are you gonna help the Eel folks when you come back or nah? Cause tbh I'm down for us to hide in a cave with snacks while they kill each other.

You know I’m always ready to lend a hand to the good people of Eel :)

(whatever is in that hand, though, is another matter)

[the-real-leiftan]

shut up

My Guardienne likes to joke. I’m coming back to you soon sweetheart, wait for me ❤️

[the-real-leiftan]

Leiftan, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you’re an angel ❤️

An... An aengel....? ah ah ah... *nervous laugh*

W-why... why would you say that?

*cold sweat*

I’m a l-lorialet... you know...

*pause*

👀

*pause*

Ahhhh an ANGEL

that strange human concept

I think you’re implying I’m handome?

Thank you my darling fan, it’s all natural, I squat 😘

[the-real-leiftan]

Guardienne...

*kneels on one knee and takes her hand*

Guardienne... w-would you...

*swallows hard*

Guardienne, would you...

*lowers his gaze bashefully*

WOULD YOU QUARANTINE WITH ME?