The Real LU Warriors

imma be honest i didn’t realize this username would be open (obvs this whole acc is a joke i’m just here to be silly) (art in pfp and header are by jojo @linkeduniverse)

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Everyone knows you have amazing hair and skin Captain, so I have to ask- how do you do it? What’s your morning routine? How do you smell like roses even after a fight???

When I were but an infant three fairies came to bestow upon me the gifts of elegance, beauty, and smelling super awesome all of the time, but on the very same day a fourth fairy cursed me with being unable to go five minutes without any internal peace I feel being interrupted to balance the gifts and make them fair

I joke with thee, I am just super awesome *I tuck my hair behind my ear and wink*

I joke with thee twice, being this gorgeous all the time is work.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

*Sprays You With a Water Gun. Evilly.*

ACK! Why hast thou done this?

[the-real-lu-warriors]

The way you speak is funny. I mean this in the most EVILLY affectionate way possible.

- @evilevilwild

I thank thee! I try my best to be comedic

[the-real-lu-warriors]

*pushes off a cliff*

Oof! *I cry in agony and wail in betrayal* How couldst thou?

[the-real-lu-warriors]

The first and most important thing I learned as a hero was fighting evil. It seems I am needed 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

oh lord.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I come for thee, dear corrupted friend. I shall save you!!! 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

AAAAAHHHHHH

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I’M GONNA GETCHA!!! *I run at you with open arms full of love, kindness, and goodness*

[evil-hyrule]

NO EEAAHAHHHH AWAY AWAY AWAY

[the-real-lu-warriors]

GET LOVED AND CHERISHED UNTIL THE WARMTH OF HUMANITY REFILLS THY SOUL AND KINDLES IN THOU AN APPRECIATION FOR THE BEAUTY THAT IS HYLIAN KIND!! *I hug you* THINK OF HOW GOOD NATURED HYLIANS ARE AND HOW THERE IS SUCH GOODNESS IN THIS DARK WORLD THAT SHINES BRIGHT DESPITE THE HORROR AND FEAR THOU SPREAD!!!!

[evil-hyrule]

They will come for you next. you are not safe. they see all.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

WHO BE THEY THAT FRIGHTEN YOU SO? I WILL VANQUISH THEM AND FREE THEE

[evil-hyrule]

Im gknna have a strok3 reading this Holy shit

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Well don’t do that, my dear fellow

[evil-hyrule]

maybe.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Prithee, Rulie, come back to the light! I shall make soup for thee!

[evil-hyrule]

I've jist ate some chicken.. soup actually sound nice..

[evilskythesecond]

I heard soup

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Soup is for those who are good of heart! I shall give thee pumpkin soup if thou rejoin the light!

[evilskythesecond]

eww pumpkin, try again

[the-real-lu-warriors]

what kind of soup dost thou prefer?

[evilskythesecond]

take a guess 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Fine, if thou joins the side of kindness and love then I shall make for thee a delicious tomato soup

[evilskythesecond]

you can't have JUST tomato soup by itself

[the-real-lu-warriors]

GODDESS ABOVE I SHALL ALSO MAKE THEE A GRILLED CHEESE!

[evilskythesecond]

@evil-skyy I might switch sides this guy makes a very tempting offer

[the-real-lu-warriors]

pspspspsps Tomato soup and grilled cheese I have for thou!

[evilskythesecond]

That's it, switching sides for tomato soup and grilled cheese

@evil-skyy @evilhyliaherself I'm sorry but tomato soup and grilled cheese

Wait. No, I'm not sorry. I'm happily eating tomato soup and grilled cheese.

[evilhyliaherself]

Husband. Why, husband? I could make you tomato soup and grilled cheese.

[evilskythesecond]

You could????? 🥺🥺🥺

[evilhyliaherself]

Yes, I could. I could make you all the tomato soup and grilled cheese you want.

[evilskythesecond]

going back to the side of evil

[the-real-lu-warriors]

The wound of betrayal is unlike any other

[evilskythesecond]

you'll have to offer me something better. Sin of greed or whatever.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I also have apple pie and ice cream

[evilskythesecond]

that's a good offer....... what kind of ice cream that is very important

[the-real-lu-warriors]

French vanilla, but in the freezer also lies plain vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate

[evilskythesecond]

those are all good options

and when combined with the best pie in existence vanilla is very nice

[the-real-lu-warriors]

You can have some if you rejoin goodness

[the-real-lu-warriors]

The first and most important thing I learned as a hero was fighting evil. It seems I am needed 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

oh lord.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I come for thee, dear corrupted friend. I shall save you!!! 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

AAAAAHHHHHH

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I’M GONNA GETCHA!!! *I run at you with open arms full of love, kindness, and goodness*

[evil-hyrule]

NO EEAAHAHHHH AWAY AWAY AWAY

[the-real-lu-warriors]

GET LOVED AND CHERISHED UNTIL THE WARMTH OF HUMANITY REFILLS THY SOUL AND KINDLES IN THOU AN APPRECIATION FOR THE BEAUTY THAT IS HYLIAN KIND!! *I hug you* THINK OF HOW GOOD NATURED HYLIANS ARE AND HOW THERE IS SUCH GOODNESS IN THIS DARK WORLD THAT SHINES BRIGHT DESPITE THE HORROR AND FEAR THOU SPREAD!!!!

[evil-hyrule]

They will come for you next. you are not safe. they see all.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

WHO BE THEY THAT FRIGHTEN YOU SO? I WILL VANQUISH THEM AND FREE THEE

[evil-hyrule]

Im gknna have a strok3 reading this Holy shit

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Well don’t do that, my dear fellow

[evil-hyrule]

maybe.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Prithee, Rulie, come back to the light! I shall make soup for thee!

[evil-hyrule]

I've jist ate some chicken.. soup actually sound nice..

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Rulie, I believe we can still be friends my dear fellow. Don’t let this evil become you

[evil-echo]

Stand down! You can not bring evil back to the light. Your efforts are futile

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I bite at thee! 🤺

[evil-echo]

I also have a sword to fight with, you coward. 🗡️🤺

[localpangendernerd]

WARRIORS I WILL HELP YOU!

RAAAAH *tackle hugs Evil Echo*

c u d d l e p i l e a c t i v a t e

[evil-echo]

ARGH! UNHAND ME!

[localpangendernerd]

Nope

Tis a cuddle pile

You’re trapped

[evil-echo]

NO! GET OFF OF ME!

[the-real-lu-warriors]

*I bite!* Ha!

[not-evil-sky]

Can I join the cuddle pile 🥺

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Of course!

[the-real-lu-warriors]

The first and most important thing I learned as a hero was fighting evil. It seems I am needed 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

oh lord.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I come for thee, dear corrupted friend. I shall save you!!! 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

AAAAAHHHHHH

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I’M GONNA GETCHA!!! *I run at you with open arms full of love, kindness, and goodness*

[evil-hyrule]

NO EEAAHAHHHH AWAY AWAY AWAY

[the-real-lu-warriors]

GET LOVED AND CHERISHED UNTIL THE WARMTH OF HUMANITY REFILLS THY SOUL AND KINDLES IN THOU AN APPRECIATION FOR THE BEAUTY THAT IS HYLIAN KIND!! *I hug you* THINK OF HOW GOOD NATURED HYLIANS ARE AND HOW THERE IS SUCH GOODNESS IN THIS DARK WORLD THAT SHINES BRIGHT DESPITE THE HORROR AND FEAR THOU SPREAD!!!!

[evil-hyrule]

They will come for you next. you are not safe. they see all.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

WHO BE THEY THAT FRIGHTEN YOU SO? I WILL VANQUISH THEM AND FREE THEE

[evil-hyrule]

Im gknna have a strok3 reading this Holy shit

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Well don’t do that, my dear fellow

[evil-hyrule]

maybe.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Prithee, Rulie, come back to the light! I shall make soup for thee!

[evil-hyrule]

I've jist ate some chicken.. soup actually sound nice..

[evilskythesecond]

I heard soup

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Soup is for those who are good of heart! I shall give thee pumpkin soup if thou rejoin the light!

[evilskythesecond]

eww pumpkin, try again

[the-real-lu-warriors]

what kind of soup dost thou prefer?

[evilskythesecond]

take a guess 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Fine, if thou joins the side of kindness and love then I shall make for thee a delicious tomato soup

[evilskythesecond]

you can't have JUST tomato soup by itself

[the-real-lu-warriors]

GODDESS ABOVE I SHALL ALSO MAKE THEE A GRILLED CHEESE!

[evilskythesecond]

@evil-skyy I might switch sides this guy makes a very tempting offer

[the-real-lu-warriors]

pspspspsps Tomato soup and grilled cheese I have for thou!

[evilskythesecond]

That's it, switching sides for tomato soup and grilled cheese

@evil-skyy @evilhyliaherself I'm sorry but tomato soup and grilled cheese

Wait. No, I'm not sorry. I'm happily eating tomato soup and grilled cheese.

[evilhyliaherself]

Husband. Why, husband? I could make you tomato soup and grilled cheese.

[evilskythesecond]

You could????? 🥺🥺🥺

[evilhyliaherself]

Yes, I could. I could make you all the tomato soup and grilled cheese you want.

[evilskythesecond]

going back to the side of evil

[the-real-lu-warriors]

The wound of betrayal is unlike any other

[evilskythesecond]

you'll have to offer me something better. Sin of greed or whatever.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I also have apple pie and ice cream

[the-real-evil-vio]

I'll steal your ice cream but remain on the dark side, how about that?

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I bite! 🤺

[the-real-lu-warriors]

The first and most important thing I learned as a hero was fighting evil. It seems I am needed 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

oh lord.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I come for thee, dear corrupted friend. I shall save you!!! 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

AAAAAHHHHHH

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I’M GONNA GETCHA!!! *I run at you with open arms full of love, kindness, and goodness*

[evil-hyrule]

NO EEAAHAHHHH AWAY AWAY AWAY

[the-real-lu-warriors]

GET LOVED AND CHERISHED UNTIL THE WARMTH OF HUMANITY REFILLS THY SOUL AND KINDLES IN THOU AN APPRECIATION FOR THE BEAUTY THAT IS HYLIAN KIND!! *I hug you* THINK OF HOW GOOD NATURED HYLIANS ARE AND HOW THERE IS SUCH GOODNESS IN THIS DARK WORLD THAT SHINES BRIGHT DESPITE THE HORROR AND FEAR THOU SPREAD!!!!

[evil-hyrule]

They will come for you next. you are not safe. they see all.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

WHO BE THEY THAT FRIGHTEN YOU SO? I WILL VANQUISH THEM AND FREE THEE

[evil-hyrule]

Im gknna have a strok3 reading this Holy shit

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Well don’t do that, my dear fellow

[evil-hyrule]

maybe.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Prithee, Rulie, come back to the light! I shall make soup for thee!

[evil-hyrule]

I've jist ate some chicken.. soup actually sound nice..

[evilskythesecond]

I heard soup

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Soup is for those who are good of heart! I shall give thee pumpkin soup if thou rejoin the light!

[evilskythesecond]

eww pumpkin, try again

[the-real-lu-warriors]

what kind of soup dost thou prefer?

[evilskythesecond]

take a guess 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Fine, if thou joins the side of kindness and love then I shall make for thee a delicious tomato soup

[evilskythesecond]

you can't have JUST tomato soup by itself

[the-real-lu-warriors]

GODDESS ABOVE I SHALL ALSO MAKE THEE A GRILLED CHEESE!

[evilskythesecond]

@evil-skyy I might switch sides this guy makes a very tempting offer

[the-real-lu-warriors]

pspspspsps Tomato soup and grilled cheese I have for thou!

[evilskythesecond]

That's it, switching sides for tomato soup and grilled cheese

@evil-skyy @evilhyliaherself I'm sorry but tomato soup and grilled cheese

Wait. No, I'm not sorry. I'm happily eating tomato soup and grilled cheese.

[evilhyliaherself]

Husband. Why, husband? I could make you tomato soup and grilled cheese.

[evilskythesecond]

You could????? 🥺🥺🥺

[evilhyliaherself]

Yes, I could. I could make you all the tomato soup and grilled cheese you want.

[evilskythesecond]

going back to the side of evil

[the-real-lu-warriors]

The wound of betrayal is unlike any other

[evilskythesecond]

you'll have to offer me something better. Sin of greed or whatever.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I also have apple pie and ice cream

[evilskythesecond]

that's a good offer....... what kind of ice cream that is very important

[the-real-lu-warriors]

French vanilla, but in the freezer also lies plain vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate

[the-real-lu-warriors]

The first and most important thing I learned as a hero was fighting evil. It seems I am needed 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

oh lord.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I come for thee, dear corrupted friend. I shall save you!!! 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

AAAAAHHHHHH

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I’M GONNA GETCHA!!! *I run at you with open arms full of love, kindness, and goodness*

[evil-hyrule]

NO EEAAHAHHHH AWAY AWAY AWAY

[the-real-lu-warriors]

GET LOVED AND CHERISHED UNTIL THE WARMTH OF HUMANITY REFILLS THY SOUL AND KINDLES IN THOU AN APPRECIATION FOR THE BEAUTY THAT IS HYLIAN KIND!! *I hug you* THINK OF HOW GOOD NATURED HYLIANS ARE AND HOW THERE IS SUCH GOODNESS IN THIS DARK WORLD THAT SHINES BRIGHT DESPITE THE HORROR AND FEAR THOU SPREAD!!!!

[evil-hyrule]

They will come for you next. you are not safe. they see all.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

WHO BE THEY THAT FRIGHTEN YOU SO? I WILL VANQUISH THEM AND FREE THEE

[evil-hyrule]

Im gknna have a strok3 reading this Holy shit

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Well don’t do that, my dear fellow

[evil-hyrule]

maybe.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Prithee, Rulie, come back to the light! I shall make soup for thee!

[evil-hyrule]

I've jist ate some chicken.. soup actually sound nice..

[evilskythesecond]

I heard soup

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Soup is for those who are good of heart! I shall give thee pumpkin soup if thou rejoin the light!

[evilskythesecond]

eww pumpkin, try again

[the-real-lu-warriors]

what kind of soup dost thou prefer?

[evilskythesecond]

take a guess 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Fine, if thou joins the side of kindness and love then I shall make for thee a delicious tomato soup

[evilskythesecond]

you can't have JUST tomato soup by itself

[the-real-lu-warriors]

GODDESS ABOVE I SHALL ALSO MAKE THEE A GRILLED CHEESE!

[evilskythesecond]

@evil-skyy I might switch sides this guy makes a very tempting offer

[the-real-lu-warriors]

pspspspsps Tomato soup and grilled cheese I have for thou!

[evilskythesecond]

That's it, switching sides for tomato soup and grilled cheese

@evil-skyy @evilhyliaherself I'm sorry but tomato soup and grilled cheese

Wait. No, I'm not sorry. I'm happily eating tomato soup and grilled cheese.

[evilhyliaherself]

Husband. Why, husband? I could make you tomato soup and grilled cheese.

[evilskythesecond]

You could????? 🥺🥺🥺

[evilhyliaherself]

Yes, I could. I could make you all the tomato soup and grilled cheese you want.

[evilskythesecond]

going back to the side of evil

[the-real-lu-warriors]

The wound of betrayal is unlike any other

[evilskythesecond]

you'll have to offer me something better. Sin of greed or whatever.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I also have apple pie and ice cream

[the-real-lu-warriors]

The first and most important thing I learned as a hero was fighting evil. It seems I am needed 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

oh lord.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I come for thee, dear corrupted friend. I shall save you!!! 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

AAAAAHHHHHH

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I’M GONNA GETCHA!!! *I run at you with open arms full of love, kindness, and goodness*

[evil-hyrule]

NO EEAAHAHHHH AWAY AWAY AWAY

[the-real-lu-warriors]

GET LOVED AND CHERISHED UNTIL THE WARMTH OF HUMANITY REFILLS THY SOUL AND KINDLES IN THOU AN APPRECIATION FOR THE BEAUTY THAT IS HYLIAN KIND!! *I hug you* THINK OF HOW GOOD NATURED HYLIANS ARE AND HOW THERE IS SUCH GOODNESS IN THIS DARK WORLD THAT SHINES BRIGHT DESPITE THE HORROR AND FEAR THOU SPREAD!!!!

[evil-hyrule]

They will come for you next. you are not safe. they see all.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

WHO BE THEY THAT FRIGHTEN YOU SO? I WILL VANQUISH THEM AND FREE THEE

[evil-hyrule]

Im gknna have a strok3 reading this Holy shit

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Well don’t do that, my dear fellow

[evil-hyrule]

maybe.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Prithee, Rulie, come back to the light! I shall make soup for thee!

[evil-hyrule]

I've jist ate some chicken.. soup actually sound nice..

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Rulie, I believe we can still be friends my dear fellow. Don’t let this evil become you

[evil-echo]

Stand down! You can not bring evil back to the light. Your efforts are futile

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I bite at thee! 🤺

[evil-echo]

I also have a sword to fight with, you coward. 🗡️🤺

[localpangendernerd]

WARRIORS I WILL HELP YOU!

RAAAAH *tackle hugs Evil Echo*

c u d d l e p i l e a c t i v a t e

[evil-echo]

ARGH! UNHAND ME!

[localpangendernerd]

Nope

Tis a cuddle pile

You’re trapped

[evil-echo]

NO! GET OFF OF ME!

[localpangendernerd]

In case you’ve forgotten, I’m here to help Warriors. And if I must give hugs to do so, SO BE IT

[evil-echo]

HUGS ARE ONLY FOR THE FILTHY GOOD. The moment you let me out of here, you are so dead.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I HUG AS WELL! Join the ranks of goodness and I will make for thou a grilled cheese and a tomato soup!

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Oh! What a joyous plush! I thank thee for showing this to me, it has brought joy into my heart

[evil-hyrule]

is this Twilight. it looks just like him.

[evil-twiii]

Nuh uh, i have way more catlike charm than that!

[evil-hyrule]

is it cause your a pussy?

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Okay hey. Be respectful please.

[evil-hyrule]

yea I didn't think beofre sending that....i apologise I'll delete it /srs /gen

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Thank you. Evil does not equal disrespect, even villains treat their henchmen well

[evil-hyrule]

I swear 8 changed th message... it's not shwoinf I did..

[the-real-lu-warriors]

It will not disappear once it has been reblogged even if you’ve changed it, I do not believe

[the-real-lu-warriors]

The first and most important thing I learned as a hero was fighting evil. It seems I am needed 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

oh lord.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I come for thee, dear corrupted friend. I shall save you!!! 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

AAAAAHHHHHH

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I’M GONNA GETCHA!!! *I run at you with open arms full of love, kindness, and goodness*

[evil-hyrule]

NO EEAAHAHHHH AWAY AWAY AWAY

[the-real-lu-warriors]

GET LOVED AND CHERISHED UNTIL THE WARMTH OF HUMANITY REFILLS THY SOUL AND KINDLES IN THOU AN APPRECIATION FOR THE BEAUTY THAT IS HYLIAN KIND!! *I hug you* THINK OF HOW GOOD NATURED HYLIANS ARE AND HOW THERE IS SUCH GOODNESS IN THIS DARK WORLD THAT SHINES BRIGHT DESPITE THE HORROR AND FEAR THOU SPREAD!!!!

[evil-hyrule]

They will come for you next. you are not safe. they see all.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

WHO BE THEY THAT FRIGHTEN YOU SO? I WILL VANQUISH THEM AND FREE THEE

[evil-hyrule]

Im gknna have a strok3 reading this Holy shit

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Well don’t do that, my dear fellow

[evil-hyrule]

maybe.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Prithee, Rulie, come back to the light! I shall make soup for thee!

[evil-hyrule]

I've jist ate some chicken.. soup actually sound nice..

[evilskythesecond]

I heard soup

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Soup is for those who are good of heart! I shall give thee pumpkin soup if thou rejoin the light!

[evilskythesecond]

eww pumpkin, try again

[the-real-lu-warriors]

what kind of soup dost thou prefer?

[evilskythesecond]

take a guess 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Fine, if thou joins the side of kindness and love then I shall make for thee a delicious tomato soup

[evilskythesecond]

you can't have JUST tomato soup by itself

[the-real-lu-warriors]

GODDESS ABOVE I SHALL ALSO MAKE THEE A GRILLED CHEESE!

[evilskythesecond]

@evil-skyy I might switch sides this guy makes a very tempting offer

[the-real-lu-warriors]

pspspspsps Tomato soup and grilled cheese I have for thou!

[evilskythesecond]

That's it, switching sides for tomato soup and grilled cheese

@evil-skyy @evilhyliaherself I'm sorry but tomato soup and grilled cheese

Wait. No, I'm not sorry. I'm happily eating tomato soup and grilled cheese.

[evilhyliaherself]

Husband. Why, husband? I could make you tomato soup and grilled cheese.

[evilskythesecond]

You could????? 🥺🥺🥺

[evilhyliaherself]

Yes, I could. I could make you all the tomato soup and grilled cheese you want.

[evilskythesecond]

going back to the side of evil

[the-real-lu-warriors]

The wound of betrayal is unlike any other

[the-real-lu-warriors]

The first and most important thing I learned as a hero was fighting evil. It seems I am needed 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

oh lord.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I come for thee, dear corrupted friend. I shall save you!!! 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

AAAAAHHHHHH

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I’M GONNA GETCHA!!! *I run at you with open arms full of love, kindness, and goodness*

[evil-hyrule]

NO EEAAHAHHHH AWAY AWAY AWAY

[the-real-lu-warriors]

GET LOVED AND CHERISHED UNTIL THE WARMTH OF HUMANITY REFILLS THY SOUL AND KINDLES IN THOU AN APPRECIATION FOR THE BEAUTY THAT IS HYLIAN KIND!! *I hug you* THINK OF HOW GOOD NATURED HYLIANS ARE AND HOW THERE IS SUCH GOODNESS IN THIS DARK WORLD THAT SHINES BRIGHT DESPITE THE HORROR AND FEAR THOU SPREAD!!!!

[evil-hyrule]

They will come for you next. you are not safe. they see all.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

WHO BE THEY THAT FRIGHTEN YOU SO? I WILL VANQUISH THEM AND FREE THEE

[evil-hyrule]

Im gknna have a strok3 reading this Holy shit

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Well don’t do that, my dear fellow

[evil-hyrule]

maybe.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Prithee, Rulie, come back to the light! I shall make soup for thee!

[evil-hyrule]

I've jist ate some chicken.. soup actually sound nice..

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Rulie, I believe we can still be friends my dear fellow. Don’t let this evil become you

[evil-echo]

Stand down! You can not bring evil back to the light. Your efforts are futile

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I bite at thee! 🤺

[evil-echo]

I also have a sword to fight with, you coward. 🗡️🤺

[localpangendernerd]

WARRIORS I WILL HELP YOU!

RAAAAH *tackle hugs Evil Echo*

c u d d l e p i l e a c t i v a t e

[evil-echo]

ARGH! UNHAND ME!

[localpangendernerd]

Nope

Tis a cuddle pile

You’re trapped

[evil-echo]

NO! GET OFF OF ME!

[the-real-lu-warriors]

*I bite!* Ha!

[the-real-lu-warriors]

The first and most important thing I learned as a hero was fighting evil. It seems I am needed 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

oh lord.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I come for thee, dear corrupted friend. I shall save you!!! 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

AAAAAHHHHHH

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I’M GONNA GETCHA!!! *I run at you with open arms full of love, kindness, and goodness*

[evil-hyrule]

NO EEAAHAHHHH AWAY AWAY AWAY

[the-real-lu-warriors]

GET LOVED AND CHERISHED UNTIL THE WARMTH OF HUMANITY REFILLS THY SOUL AND KINDLES IN THOU AN APPRECIATION FOR THE BEAUTY THAT IS HYLIAN KIND!! *I hug you* THINK OF HOW GOOD NATURED HYLIANS ARE AND HOW THERE IS SUCH GOODNESS IN THIS DARK WORLD THAT SHINES BRIGHT DESPITE THE HORROR AND FEAR THOU SPREAD!!!!

[evil-hyrule]

They will come for you next. you are not safe. they see all.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

WHO BE THEY THAT FRIGHTEN YOU SO? I WILL VANQUISH THEM AND FREE THEE

[evil-hyrule]

Im gknna have a strok3 reading this Holy shit

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Well don’t do that, my dear fellow

[evil-hyrule]

maybe.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Prithee, Rulie, come back to the light! I shall make soup for thee!

[evil-hyrule]

I've jist ate some chicken.. soup actually sound nice..

[evilskythesecond]

I heard soup

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Soup is for those who are good of heart! I shall give thee pumpkin soup if thou rejoin the light!

[evilskythesecond]

eww pumpkin, try again

[the-real-lu-warriors]

what kind of soup dost thou prefer?

[evilskythesecond]

take a guess 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Fine, if thou joins the side of kindness and love then I shall make for thee a delicious tomato soup

[evilskythesecond]

you can't have JUST tomato soup by itself

[the-real-lu-warriors]

GODDESS ABOVE I SHALL ALSO MAKE THEE A GRILLED CHEESE!

[evilskythesecond]

@evil-skyy I might switch sides this guy makes a very tempting offer

[the-real-lu-warriors]

pspspspsps Tomato soup and grilled cheese I have for thou!

[evilskythesecond]

That's it, switching sides for tomato soup and grilled cheese

@evil-skyy @evilhyliaherself I'm sorry but tomato soup and grilled cheese

Wait. No, I'm not sorry. I'm happily eating tomato soup and grilled cheese.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Welcome back, dear brother. Tis good to see thy face in the light of goodness and tomato soup once more

[evilskythesecond]

I was informed evil Hylia can make me tomato soup and grilled cheese

[the-real-lu-warriors]

WE HAD A BONDING MOMENT HOW COULDST THOU

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Oh! What a joyous plush! I thank thee for showing this to me, it has brought joy into my heart

[evil-hyrule]

is this Twilight. it looks just like him.

[evil-twiii]

Nuh uh, i have way more catlike charm than that!

[evil-hyrule]

is it cause your a pussy?

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Okay hey. Be respectful please.

[evil-hyrule]

yea I didn't think beofre sending that....i apologise I'll delete it /srs /gen

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Thank you. Evil does not equal disrespect, even villains treat their henchmen well

[the-real-lu-warriors]

The first and most important thing I learned as a hero was fighting evil. It seems I am needed 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

oh lord.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I come for thee, dear corrupted friend. I shall save you!!! 🗡️

[evil-hyrule]

AAAAAHHHHHH

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I’M GONNA GETCHA!!! *I run at you with open arms full of love, kindness, and goodness*

[evil-hyrule]

NO EEAAHAHHHH AWAY AWAY AWAY

[the-real-lu-warriors]

GET LOVED AND CHERISHED UNTIL THE WARMTH OF HUMANITY REFILLS THY SOUL AND KINDLES IN THOU AN APPRECIATION FOR THE BEAUTY THAT IS HYLIAN KIND!! *I hug you* THINK OF HOW GOOD NATURED HYLIANS ARE AND HOW THERE IS SUCH GOODNESS IN THIS DARK WORLD THAT SHINES BRIGHT DESPITE THE HORROR AND FEAR THOU SPREAD!!!!

[evil-hyrule]

They will come for you next. you are not safe. they see all.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

WHO BE THEY THAT FRIGHTEN YOU SO? I WILL VANQUISH THEM AND FREE THEE

[evil-hyrule]

Im gknna have a strok3 reading this Holy shit

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Well don’t do that, my dear fellow

[evil-hyrule]

maybe.

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Prithee, Rulie, come back to the light! I shall make soup for thee!

[evil-hyrule]

I've jist ate some chicken.. soup actually sound nice..

[evilskythesecond]

I heard soup

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Soup is for those who are good of heart! I shall give thee pumpkin soup if thou rejoin the light!

[evilskythesecond]

eww pumpkin, try again

[the-real-lu-warriors]

what kind of soup dost thou prefer?

[evilskythesecond]

take a guess 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[the-real-lu-warriors]

Fine, if thou joins the side of kindness and love then I shall make for thee a delicious tomato soup

[evilskythesecond]

you can't have JUST tomato soup by itself

[the-real-lu-warriors]

GODDESS ABOVE I SHALL ALSO MAKE THEE A GRILLED CHEESE!

[evilskythesecond]

@evil-skyy I might switch sides this guy makes a very tempting offer

[the-real-lu-warriors]

pspspspsps Tomato soup and grilled cheese I have for thou!

[evilskythesecond]

That's it, switching sides for tomato soup and grilled cheese

@evil-skyy @evilhyliaherself I'm sorry but tomato soup and grilled cheese

Wait. No, I'm not sorry. I'm happily eating tomato soup and grilled cheese.

[evilhyliaherself]

Husband. Why, husband? I could make you tomato soup and grilled cheese.

[evilskythesecond]

You could????? 🥺🥺🥺

[the-real-lu-warriors]

HEY, you already ate my grilled cheese of goodness!

[the-real-lu-warriors]

I appreciate the hilarity of this whole fight, however respect is crucial. Even those who are evil must remember not to be cruel. Mind thy words, mind thy tone. LU Warriors does not stand for genuine cruelty