Ahem…my Eyes Are Up Here!

Featuring: Aqua Follows from bubblymewnamedaqua.

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

I should probably make a pinned post… hihi im aqua-mun (different Aqua entirely.)

I got some rules and stuff

* yes I am 27 but NO NSFW ASKS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

* please don’t talk/ask about sensitive topics

*this is an oc/canon blog so if you don’t like that then get outta here. (Yes I selfship with Satan. I don’t mind doubles!)

*sometimes I forget about asks but I will get to them! No spamming please.

*basic dni

I will tag ooc as #aqua shoosh

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Reference for Aqua and other guests below!

Aqua

Aquifer

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

Hey Satan! How do you and Aqua fuse?

“I’m not entirely sure myself.”

“It’s probably magic related.”

“That would make sense. We’ll say magic for now.”

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

Are you by any chance related to the red guy from cow and chicken or something? You guys look so much alike apart from the horns, legs, and wings (which he doesn't have)

If I had a nickel for every time someone said I looked like that faker…

I’d be the reddest AND the richest being on and slash or in the planet!

We ARENT related!

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

Guess whoooo…

The reddest being on and slash or in the planet! That’s who!

And we got a bit of a style update?

Satan! Now with 40% more chin!

And Aqua with 100% more silly!

ASKS ARE OPEN!

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

*looks around.*

…damn. I have to dust up this place.

Hey! It’s me Aqua-Mun! It’s been…

holy fuck. It’s been a year.

So, Life happened. I have a boyfriend. (Yes he knows about my OCs and Satan Antonblast.) You’ve probably seen his character on here.

I might bring this blog back soon! I’ll update the pinned post too when I can! Satan Antonblast will be back!

[satan-the-reddest]

I CURSE YOU TO HAVE A FLAT ASS FOR 4 ASKS!!!!!

... What.

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“….damn. They took his ass….”

“THEY TOOK HIS {your ass is grass}?!”

“this is so sad can we get one like….?”

[satan-the-reddest]

I’m going to kiss you. This is a THREAT. Watch your back..

???? WHAT?????

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“lol. imagine threatening to kiss Satan.”

“…OH! YOU WANT TO {Smooch! Smooch! Smooch!}”

“what no.”

[satan-the-reddest]

I mean I'm not saying nooooo~

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“….*grumble*”

“{SMOOCH!} HIM!”

“….im gonna smite you both.”

[satan-the-reddest]

(Smug ass grin.)

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“….*more grumbling*”

“IF NO ONES GONNA SMOOCH IM LEAVING!”

{LOGOUT USER: SATAN.EXE}

“wait no don’t shut down.”

{SLEEPING NOISES.}

[satan-the-reddest]

He can just. Do that?

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“I guess….?”

{*LIGHT SNORE SFX*}

“…..sheesh.”

[satan-the-reddest]

What if I just pushed him over.

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“DO NOT.”

[satan-the-reddest]

(He puts his arms in pushing position)

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“DONT.”

[satan-the-reddest]

(Puuuush.)

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

{*BOOT UP NOISE*} “DID I MISS THE SMOOCHING?!”

“…..no.”

[satan-the-reddest]

Aw. Anticlimactic.

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

*aqua makes a ‘bleh’ sound at Azzie*

“AQUA STOP ACTING {Cute cat videos on YouTube! Click here!}”

“Can it.”

“OK!”

[satan-the-reddest]

Awww, is the wittle kitty upset?~

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“Luci. Lift me up.”

“OKAY!”

*smooch*

[satan-the-reddest]

Gh-

(Congrats! You broke him. He froze up and stopped responding to outside stimuli.)

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

*aqua gives him one last ‘bleh’ before running off*

“OH! OKAY! BYE BYE AZZIE GOTTA CATCH UP WITH HER!”

*aaand they’re gone.*

[satan-the-reddest]

I’m going to kiss you. This is a THREAT. Watch your back..

???? WHAT?????

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“lol. imagine threatening to kiss Satan.”

“…OH! YOU WANT TO {Smooch! Smooch! Smooch!}”

“what no.”

[satan-the-reddest]

I mean I'm not saying nooooo~

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“….*grumble*”

“{SMOOCH!} HIM!”

“….im gonna smite you both.”

[satan-the-reddest]

(Smug ass grin.)

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“….*more grumbling*”

“IF NO ONES GONNA SMOOCH IM LEAVING!”

{LOGOUT USER: SATAN.EXE}

“wait no don’t shut down.”

{SLEEPING NOISES.}

[satan-the-reddest]

He can just. Do that?

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“I guess….?”

{*LIGHT SNORE SFX*}

“…..sheesh.”

[satan-the-reddest]

What if I just pushed him over.

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“DO NOT.”

[satan-the-reddest]

(He puts his arms in pushing position)

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“DONT.”

[satan-the-reddest]

(Puuuush.)

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

{*BOOT UP NOISE*} “DID I MISS THE SMOOCHING?!”

“…..no.”

[satan-the-reddest]

Aw. Anticlimactic.

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

*aqua makes a ‘bleh’ sound at Azzie*

“AQUA STOP ACTING {Cute cat videos on YouTube! Click here!}”

“Can it.”

“OK!”

[satan-the-reddest]

Awww, is the wittle kitty upset?~

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“Luci. Lift me up.”

“OKAY!”

*smooch*

[satan-the-reddest]

I’m going to kiss you. This is a THREAT. Watch your back..

???? WHAT?????

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“lol. imagine threatening to kiss Satan.”

“…OH! YOU WANT TO {Smooch! Smooch! Smooch!}”

“what no.”

[satan-the-reddest]

I mean I'm not saying nooooo~

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“….*grumble*”

“{SMOOCH!} HIM!”

“….im gonna smite you both.”

[satan-the-reddest]

(Smug ass grin.)

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“….*more grumbling*”

“IF NO ONES GONNA SMOOCH IM LEAVING!”

{LOGOUT USER: SATAN.EXE}

“wait no don’t shut down.”

{SLEEPING NOISES.}

[satan-the-reddest]

He can just. Do that?

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“I guess….?”

{*LIGHT SNORE SFX*}

“…..sheesh.”

[satan-the-reddest]

What if I just pushed him over.

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“DO NOT.”

[satan-the-reddest]

(He puts his arms in pushing position)

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“DONT.”

[satan-the-reddest]

(Puuuush.)

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

{*BOOT UP NOISE*} “DID I MISS THE SMOOCHING?!”

“…..no.”

[satan-the-reddest]

Aw. Anticlimactic.

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

*aqua makes a ‘bleh’ sound at Azzie*

“AQUA STOP ACTING {Cute cat videos on YouTube! Click here!}”

“Can it.”

“OK!”

[satan-the-reddest]

I’m going to kiss you. This is a THREAT. Watch your back..

???? WHAT?????

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“lol. imagine threatening to kiss Satan.”

“…OH! YOU WANT TO {Smooch! Smooch! Smooch!}”

“what no.”

[satan-the-reddest]

I mean I'm not saying nooooo~

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“….*grumble*”

“{SMOOCH!} HIM!”

“….im gonna smite you both.”

[satan-the-reddest]

(Smug ass grin.)

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“….*more grumbling*”

“IF NO ONES GONNA SMOOCH IM LEAVING!”

{LOGOUT USER: SATAN.EXE}

“wait no don’t shut down.”

{SLEEPING NOISES.}

[satan-the-reddest]

He can just. Do that?

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“I guess….?”

{*LIGHT SNORE SFX*}

“…..sheesh.”

[satan-the-reddest]

What if I just pushed him over.

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“DO NOT.”

[satan-the-reddest]

(He puts his arms in pushing position)

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“DONT.”

[satan-the-reddest]

(Puuuush.)

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

{*BOOT UP NOISE*} “DID I MISS THE SMOOCHING?!”

“…..no.”

[satan-the-reddest]

I’m going to kiss you. This is a THREAT. Watch your back..

???? WHAT?????

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“lol. imagine threatening to kiss Satan.”

“…OH! YOU WANT TO {Smooch! Smooch! Smooch!}”

“what no.”

[satan-the-reddest]

I mean I'm not saying nooooo~

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“….*grumble*”

“{SMOOCH!} HIM!”

“….im gonna smite you both.”

[satan-the-reddest]

(Smug ass grin.)

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“….*more grumbling*”

“IF NO ONES GONNA SMOOCH IM LEAVING!”

{LOGOUT USER: SATAN.EXE}

“wait no don’t shut down.”

{SLEEPING NOISES.}

[satan-the-reddest]

He can just. Do that?

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“I guess….?”

{*LIGHT SNORE SFX*}

“…..sheesh.”

[satan-the-reddest]

What if I just pushed him over.

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“DO NOT.”

[satan-the-reddest]

(He puts his arms in pushing position)

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“DONT.”

[satan-the-reddest]

I’m going to kiss you. This is a THREAT. Watch your back..

???? WHAT?????

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“lol. imagine threatening to kiss Satan.”

“…OH! YOU WANT TO {Smooch! Smooch! Smooch!}”

“what no.”

[satan-the-reddest]

I mean I'm not saying nooooo~

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“….*grumble*”

“{SMOOCH!} HIM!”

“….im gonna smite you both.”

[satan-the-reddest]

(Smug ass grin.)

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“….*more grumbling*”

“IF NO ONES GONNA SMOOCH IM LEAVING!”

{LOGOUT USER: SATAN.EXE}

“wait no don’t shut down.”

{SLEEPING NOISES.}

[satan-the-reddest]

He can just. Do that?

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“I guess….?”

{*LIGHT SNORE SFX*}

“…..sheesh.”

[satan-the-reddest]

What if I just pushed him over.

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“DO NOT.”

[satan-the-reddest]

I’m going to kiss you. This is a THREAT. Watch your back..

???? WHAT?????

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“lol. imagine threatening to kiss Satan.”

“…OH! YOU WANT TO {Smooch! Smooch! Smooch!}”

“what no.”

[satan-the-reddest]

I mean I'm not saying nooooo~

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“….*grumble*”

“{SMOOCH!} HIM!”

“….im gonna smite you both.”

[satan-the-reddest]

(Smug ass grin.)

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“….*more grumbling*”

“IF NO ONES GONNA SMOOCH IM LEAVING!”

{LOGOUT USER: SATAN.EXE}

“wait no don’t shut down.”

{SLEEPING NOISES.}

[satan-the-reddest]

He can just. Do that?

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“I guess….?”

{*LIGHT SNORE SFX*}

“…..sheesh.”

[satan-the-reddest]

I’m going to kiss you. This is a THREAT. Watch your back..

???? WHAT?????

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“lol. imagine threatening to kiss Satan.”

“…OH! YOU WANT TO {Smooch! Smooch! Smooch!}”

“what no.”

[satan-the-reddest]

I mean I'm not saying nooooo~

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“….*grumble*”

“{SMOOCH!} HIM!”

“….im gonna smite you both.”

[satan-the-reddest]

(Smug ass grin.)

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“….*more grumbling*”

“IF NO ONES GONNA SMOOCH IM LEAVING!”

{LOGOUT USER: SATAN.EXE}

“wait no don’t shut down.”

{SLEEPING NOISES.}

[satan-the-reddest]

I’m going to kiss you. This is a THREAT. Watch your back..

???? WHAT?????

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“lol. imagine threatening to kiss Satan.”

“…OH! YOU WANT TO {Smooch! Smooch! Smooch!}”

“what no.”

[satan-the-reddest]

I mean I'm not saying nooooo~

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“….*grumble*”

“{SMOOCH!} HIM!”

“….im gonna smite you both.”

[satan-the-reddest]

I’m going to kiss you. This is a THREAT. Watch your back..

???? WHAT?????

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“lol. imagine threatening to kiss Satan.”

“…OH! YOU WANT TO {Smooch! Smooch! Smooch!}”

“what no.”

[freako-the-dragon]

What do you think about this stupid clock?

TIME IS A TOOL YOU CAN PUT ON THE WALL OR WEAR IT ON YOUR WRIST - THE PAST IS FAR BEHIND US, THE FUTURE DOESN'T EXIST.

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“WHATS THE TIME? ITS QUARTER TO NINE TIME TO HAVE A BATH!”

“Satan…. I’m not even back from vacation.”

[freako-the-dragon]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WE'RE ALREADY CLEAN! SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB TILL THE WATER'S BROWN

[the-real-satan-antonblast]

“Time is a ruler to measure the day, it doesn't go backwards, only one way

Watch it go round like a merry go round, going so fast like a merry go round.”

“LETS GO ON A JOURNEY A JOURNEY THROUGH TIIIIME!”