V2

Tumblr's most beloved arms dealer Send in asks pls I'm bored asfff rn

[the-real-v2]

"Sometimes I enter rooms and since I step very carefully I stand there until one person notices me and gets jumpscared.....

.....And their fear fuels me"

//Hi! V2 RP account here! Yes, I did quote that from another tumblr post lmao

This girl has can travel to other universes! Y'know, like in indie cross with the portals and stuff? Yeah, she kinda fell one and now she's back!

...still without her other arms though...

When I speak in white, it's V2 and when it's orange it's me, any other colors are references.

[bigrock-mdl]

Mirror reaper concept art for ultrakill

[the-real-v2]

Human. Its valentines. You know what that means.

What?

Are you going to like, ULTRASEX?

[the-real-v2]

>> Um…greetings, fellow machine?

uh, Hello? Why is it that i so often find other machines...

Well, why are you here?

[the-real-v2]

holler knight

i says, to the sentient microwave

I

AM NOT

A SENTIENT MICROWAVE!

[rosedragon28]

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It’s that time again! It’s reboot game time!

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[the-bl0b-x]

Where you are sitting ultrakill edition

[the-real-v2]

Probably 8 or 3 Ngl

YOU WOULDN'T SIT WITH ME? 💔

No! Why would i sit in the uh

the what?

I just don't want to sit next to you two.

[the-real-v2]

[*Somewhere, there's a faint buzzing followed by a brief, but blinding flash of light]

[*Someone in robotic armor appears in its wake, pausing to take a look at their surroundings]

[*Doesn't look like they're from around here]

- @hopper-729

Who- Wow. I think you should turn those flashlights off.

*The red robot's visor scans you quickly. Mostly as an automated process. She quickly withdraws the marksman revolver out of instinct*

Who are you, and why are you here?

[the-real-v2]

Creature of steel, where is thou blue variant? I wish to speak with them.

- @prime-minos

I left him somewhere with an achangel, he should be fine though.

[Somewhere, in the depths of heaven, a machine's body twiches at that response]

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

[the-real-v2]

You know, it's nice living in the world of dispatch. There's plenty of bad people AKA blood bags to go around and nobody'll miss them because they're evil. Plus, i can get skilled. So long as i outrun the police. And those stupid "heroes" they keep trying to throw at me.

[the-real-v2]

Alright, listen up chat

The ultrakill section of the tumblr RPs need a way to fight FAIRLY

As a result i have borrowed some inspiration from pharloomblr and this is how its gonna be.

Each time you fight with someone you will roll two dice, a defence and an offense dice. There will also be a parry dice, which will be half your corresponding dice. The dice are below.

Supreme machines, angels, husks and prime souls:D20

Superior machines and husks: D12

Humans: D10 and a D6 parry dice, because i don't think there's a D5

Lesser machines and husks:D8

When you're radianced, you double the amount you gain from the dice, and since V1 can parry almost anything ingame, it will have amount from the D10 X2

So if Gabriel wanted to parry something from V1, V1's attack would have to be less than 10 and gabriel's atack more than whatever V1 rolled for the parry to happen. Parries double the force of the attack and send it back to the attacker, and attacks go through if the defense is smaller than it. Everyone has as much HP as they do ingame ,and OCs can have their HP defined off of similar peeps. For instance, a third prime soul can be anywhere between sisyphus's HP and sisiphus's HP x (sisiphus's HP/Minos's HP) Gabriel is the most powerfull archangel so any other archangel OC can have between 95% to 75% of Gabriel's health, and any Vsona (excluding V3. V3's probably like 8x V2's health or smth) has a health between V1's (10 HP) and V2's (80 HP) Humans will have 10 HP but since hades was buffed by hell they're probably at 25 HP. If a human has weapons the formula will be amount the dice rolled + twice the amount of weapons they have so i would have 6 assured attack and defense points plus the D10 roll

If theres any questions pls ask me

@sisyphusprimeofgreedmod @the-hellish-triad @councilundergod-official @lucifer-the-fallen-star @kain-the-paladin @p3rd1t10n and a whole lot more probs

[kain-the-paladin]

Ohhh god I have soooo much questions. So Huhhh ... Angelic supreme machine I'm just gonna go ahead and guess a d20? Also huh HP whise i see what you mean between v1 and v2 because it need to be balanced but I think Kain would be a little more on the tanky side ?? (Maybe a bit more than v2?? I mean ITS A 3M42 TANK OF A MACHINE) I'm struggling a bit on how to make that balanced!!

[the-real-v2]

Kain would ofc be a D20, same for V3 and any other Vsona, as for HP maybe it could be 100 because V2 is 80 and for regen i wouldnt know what to say because idk if kain can regen

[the-real-v2]

In relation to your proposed battle system I have smth I wanna point out specifically about Hades

Disclosure, I do not run the Hell account nor do I personally know the person who does, this is from stuff I gathered from posts.

https://www.tumblr.com/p3rd1t10n/804710634718674944/hades-things-because-i-love-him-and-i-wanted-to?source=share

Wanna point out this post, saying Hades can "tank hits like nobody's business" so either buffing their health or buffing their defence [bigger dice or flat bonus, also applicable to videos mass maybe]

Second, regeneration. Hades can pseudo regen limbs, at least temporarily, and there is a hell warlock tha popped up recently that could (potentially?) Do that? So maybe giving people who it makes sense for them to have a regeneration mechanic. Like rolling a dice and regenning thst health, or just a flat amount.

This is just ideas and stuff I'm throwing out.

Might be too complicated, I just throught it was a neat idea and could fit with certain characters, especially hell-affiliated/serving ones to give them a unique buff so they don't just have the entire council show up and dropkick them into non-existence

We have to tackle V1 aswell since that is a giant toaster-shaped elephant in the room. I propose V1 regenerates half of the damage that is rolled by the attack dice. About hades, there would be an obviously big defense because the mod for hell itself said that hades is basically all stone, with only the connection between the limbs being damage-able. Hades and that hell warlock you talked about could also have a static regen, but it'd have to be small so that any fight is fair and not just spamming attacks at a brick wall that regenerates constantly.

[the-real-v2]

V2-ception

Cooler-V2-ception

[the-real-v2]

"Oh! Hello! I feel as if I meet myself quite frequently nowadays."

Her posture becomes dramatic and self-confident.

"But I love myself, so I'm not complaining~"

She leans forward towards you, curious, with one wrist on her hip.

"So what kind of me are you?"

oh? Another me? Well, i haven't seen many of my kind around here, save for that sibling-hater

I am a very talkative me, well atleast i think i am. My V1 prophezised that he'd be the one to end hell once and for all, but as far as i know he hasn't gotten past lust. That's why i fought hum the first time. A weak, older model, claiming to be the son who would conquer hell? sounds like a heretic to me

[the-real-v2]

*Pasess you a very dangerous sinner bean*

Wh- oh. Hey sisiphus someone gave me your child i think

hmm

*tries to squish it but it shines in my eyes with the fury of 1000 suns*

ow

[sisyphusprimeofgreedmod]

as the owner of various UK blogs (@ask-minos-prime / @ask-sisyphus-prime / @that-1-v1 / @1000-thr-earthmover ) i think we should make a community to coordinate plot developments, blogs involved in the community, and other thing related to all these UK role-play blogs.

any thoughts sisyphus mod?

Good idea mate

[v1-is-here]

[I AGREE.]

[the-real-v2]

Great idea