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The finest darn ask blog 'round.

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

Howdy there y'all. The name's Dell Conagher, but y'all can jus' call me Dell or Engie. I'm from the humble lil' town of Bee Cave, TX. True to the Conagher name, I myself now work for Mann Co., fightin' the good fight on the RED team.

I've got what some folks would call a keen mind for all things scientific. Heck, I've got 11 hard-earned PhDs to prove it !

Feel free to ask me 'bout anythin' and everythin'- my hobbies, latest projects, my fellow mercenaries, 'n I'll prob'ly get aroun' to answerin' yeh. When I'm not too busy showin' those darn'd BLU son-of-a-gunners how things're done down South, that is.

Lookin' forward to chattin' with all y'all !

OOC Notes:

-SFW asks only.

-OC interactions are allowed !

-I might not be super in character sometimes but I can only get better with practice, so pls ask away !

-Writers block 'n busy life can be annoying so sorry if I don't get to yer ask right away.

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

Hey lil man what are your thoughts on spy hypothetically killing your father and then disguising himself as him 🙂

I think y'might be thinkin' of my Blu counterpart there, pardner.

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

" THERE'S MY ENGIE!! I'VE BEEN LOOKING **EVERYWHERE** FOR YOU, TOYMAKER! "

[Dell blinks at the Blu Soldier in confusion, then quickly recomposes himself. The mechanical fingers of the Gunslinger tap at his side as his face sets into a neutral stare.]

Y'lookin' to pick a fight, pardner ? Any other doggone Blu's lurkin' around there with ya tryin' to stage an ambush ?

[sollycake]

" NO. I JUST SIMPLY WANTED TO... UM... MAKE YOU REGRET YOUR DECISIONS OF LIVING. "

[Blu Soldier shuffled slightly, but honestly, he never thought much about what he would do after trying to scare the Red.]

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

[Dell frowns and huffs quietly. Typical Soldiers. Typical Blus. Always meddlin'. He didn't know if he was armed. Dell knew better than to risk the chance of letting his gaurd down. Even if he knew the odds would certainly be in his favor, with Soldier being on his turf and all.]

Shoot, that ain't gonna happen. I quite like this neat lil' life I'm livin', thank y'very much.

[sollycake]

[The Blu was super tempted to just, run away to never be seen again. He hated this feeling, he never was used to the vulnerable feels. The soldier huffed, unable to respond for a moment.]

" W-WELL. UH, I'LL RUIN IT! "

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

[Dell shook his head with a quiet chuckle. He studied the Blu Soldier through the dark plastic of his goggles. Something about him- the way his jaw was tight, his shoulders tense- frozen like a deer scared to its wit's end, it all seemed off, and Dell wasn't keen to figure out why that could be. The last thing he needed was the Administrator's peering eyes over his shoulder for chatting it up with the enemy. But wait, wasn't Demo meeting up with a Blu Soldier all the time...?]

Hmph, well, I'd sure like t'see ya try, hoss. Might jus' manage to be more interestin' than rewirin' teleporters all day.

[sollycake]

" U-UH... NEVER MIND! YOU... YOU... YOU STUPID TEXAN! "

[Blu Soldier could only pull such a childish insult there. It was rather embarrassing, seeing such a loud American act like a child.]

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

[Dell laughs at that, a bit louder than he meant to if Soldier's petulant tone was anything to go by.]

Stupid ? I've been called many things, but I sure ain't stupid, son.

[He shakes his head slightly again. Against his better judgement, he was feeling a bit sorry seeing the Blu Soldier's sullen face. Something told him that giving the Soldier a hard time was twisting in the knife. And that didn't fully sit right with him.

He sighed, turning over to rummage through a nearby metal drawer, picking up a worn out weapons catalogue.]

...Here. Er, my Pyro's messed up some o' the pages a bit but, uh, it's got some damn wicked pieces in it if yer wantin' to take a look through 'em.

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

" THERE'S MY ENGIE!! I'VE BEEN LOOKING **EVERYWHERE** FOR YOU, TOYMAKER! "

[Dell blinks at the Blu Soldier in confusion, then quickly recomposes himself. The mechanical fingers of the Gunslinger tap at his side as his face sets into a neutral stare.]

Y'lookin' to pick a fight, pardner ? Any other doggone Blu's lurkin' around there with ya tryin' to stage an ambush ?

[sollycake]

" NO. I JUST SIMPLY WANTED TO... UM... MAKE YOU REGRET YOUR DECISIONS OF LIVING. "

[Blu Soldier shuffled slightly, but honestly, he never thought much about what he would do after trying to scare the Red.]

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

[Dell frowns and huffs quietly. Typical Soldiers. Typical Blus. Always meddlin'. He didn't know if he was armed. Dell knew better than to risk the chance of letting his gaurd down. Even if he knew the odds would certainly be in his favor, with Soldier being on his turf and all.]

Shoot, that ain't gonna happen. I quite like this neat lil' life I'm livin', thank y'very much.

[sollycake]

[The Blu was super tempted to just, run away to never be seen again. He hated this feeling, he never was used to the vulnerable feels. The soldier huffed, unable to respond for a moment.]

" W-WELL. UH, I'LL RUIN IT! "

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

[Dell shook his head with a quiet chuckle. He studied the Blu Soldier through the dark plastic of his goggles. Something about him- the way his jaw was tight, his shoulders tense- frozen like a deer scared to its wit's end, it all seemed off, and Dell wasn't keen to figure out why that could be. The last thing he needed was the Administrator's peering eyes over his shoulder for chatting it up with the enemy. But wait, wasn't Demo meeting up with a Blu Soldier all the time...?]

Hmph, well, I'd sure like t'see ya try, hoss. Might jus' manage to be more interestin' than rewirin' teleporters all day.

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

" THERE'S MY ENGIE!! I'VE BEEN LOOKING **EVERYWHERE** FOR YOU, TOYMAKER! "

[Dell blinks at the Blu Soldier in confusion, then quickly recomposes himself. The mechanical fingers of the Gunslinger tap at his side as his face sets into a neutral stare.]

Y'lookin' to pick a fight, pardner ? Any other doggone Blu's lurkin' around there with ya tryin' to stage an ambush ?

[sollycake]

" NO. I JUST SIMPLY WANTED TO... UM... MAKE YOU REGRET YOUR DECISIONS OF LIVING. "

[Blu Soldier shuffled slightly, but honestly, he never thought much about what he would do after trying to scare the Red.]

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

[Dell frowns and huffs quietly. Typical Soldiers. Typical Blus. Always meddlin'. He didn't know if he was armed. Dell knew better than to risk the chance of letting his gaurd down. Even if he knew the odds would certainly be in his favor, with Soldier being on his turf and all.]

Shoot, that ain't gonna happen. I quite like this neat lil' life I'm livin', thank y'very much.

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

" THERE'S MY ENGIE!! I'VE BEEN LOOKING **EVERYWHERE** FOR YOU, TOYMAKER! "

[Dell blinks at the Blu Soldier in confusion, then quickly recomposes himself. The mechanical fingers of the Gunslinger tap at his side as his face sets into a neutral stare.]

Y'lookin' to pick a fight, pardner ? Any other doggone Blu's lurkin' around there with ya tryin' to stage an ambush ?

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[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

@pyrovizion

This 'ere post reminded me o' you, firebug.

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

You a big dancer, Engie?

I'm really into real classic dances I learned back home; two-step, square dancin', waltzin'... y'know the like. This Texan can sure cut a rug, I'll tell ya that !

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

PLEASE SIR JUST ONE CHANCE 🙏

I've really gotta set up some sorta ticket line or somethin' don't I ? Everyone's darn near obsessed with me on 'ere !!

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

//mainly directed at the mod, i do apologize!//

i like seeing this blog on my timeline, its so cool :33

(+ it always makes me feel better too!! idk why but it does!! :D)

//Thank you so much for the kind words !! <3

I've been hella busy and lowkey struggling these past few months, however I'm glad ive found some downtime today to revive this blog.

dell's one of my favorite characters ever and he brings me a lot of joy too :]

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

Inversely, never underestimate the power of a sentry on a weird ledge it probably shouldn't be placeable on

This I can agree with, pardner.

It's always a heck of a show when those BLU's think they can underestimate or even try to outsmart me. Me !!!!

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

I love when I light off an EpIc StIcKy TrAp (Pro tip: People should not stand next to a sentry that is actively being blown up)

Y'all Demos can't ever cut me some slack, can y'all ? Poor lil' sentry never did nothin' wrong, y'all jus' gotta learn a few lessons in high caliber pain brought to you by the genius of yours truly. As fer standin' next to yer traps, however, it is my duty as a being of creation 'n science to take care o' my machines or die tryin', y'hear !?

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

How do you feel about pineapples?

They're a fascinatin' fruit fer sure. It's mighty interestin' how the bromelain in 'em breaks down protein. Scout had me try a slice of pizza with it a while back. I didn' think it taste all too bad to be honest, which got the jackrabbit all offended fer whatever reason.

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

Has anyone told you your face is kinda handsome??

Heh, I've heard that one on occasion.

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

*snaps a pic of you and sticks it onto my transition goals board and skedaddles back off to England for a wee bit o' tea and crumpets*

This sure made me chuckle. I'm glad I could, well, be of service to y'all so to speak. God save the queen queers 'n all that !

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

Hey engie! Has anyone told you your face is kinda bean shaped in the right angle? I was trying to conjure some art of you and came to that realization

I can't say that I've heard that before, but I'm lookin' at my reflection right now 'n I can see that fer sure. Quite a funny observation to make if I say so m'self !!

[the-red-engineer-is-engihere]

HI ENGIE.

Howdy !! How goes it, partner ?