The Roach

Sideblog, Rp blog for the Roach from The Folk of the Air. Profile pic found on Pinterest and is drawn by frostbitestudios. Background photo by me.

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Roach here.

@mortalqueenofelfhame - my Queen

@highking-cardan - my Queen's husband. Good boy, learns quickly.

@pr1nce0fsunl1ght - My Queen's little brother, Oak

@winterqueensuren - Oak's girlfriend

@thebombofficial - My Lady. Perfect in everyway.

@theghostoftheshadows - My favorite tree

@vividuarte-irl - My Queen's older sister

@lost-in-elfhame-heather - I don't know but Ghost told me to include her. Vivi’s gf

@thetarynduarte My Queen's twin sister

@leander-duarte A kid. I think he belongs to Taryn duarte

@knightofthereckless Oak's ex ... bodyguard

@princedaingreenbriar my ex-boss.

@princebaleking Tried to be king. Won't stay dead.

@lockethefox It's all in the name. Don't date him.

@nicasiablueblue mermaid girl. Also don't date her

@faerievalerian Part of the royal court or something. Loves violence.

@his-littlefox Valerian's fiancée ...I think she's a mortal or something __________________________________________________________

@highqueen-judeduarte Another Jude?

@a-king-for-the-queen Cardan, I guess

@his-imperial-highness-and-co Balekin's hubby

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Every once in a while, I get on here and make a post for no reason.

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I am missing an earring. If you find one, please return it. However, if you find it in the royal garden, it's not mine.

[everyday-cutephoto]

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@highqueen-judeduarte and @highking-cardan

[theghostoftheshadows]

if u dont have a proper reason for the betrayal imma beat yo ass

You wouldn't be able to

[merlinsleftit]

watch me

[theghostoftheshadows]

You can try, but don't expect me to feel bad when you're six feet under

[the-roach-is-taken]

Six feet is far too shallow, Ghosty. You of all people should know that.

[theghostoftheshadows]

Six feet is far too shallow if the person being buried is going to be looked for, which I highly doubt.

[the-roach-is-taken]

Right... Six feet would be far, far too shallow if you were being buried.

By the way, who is this girl anyway?

[highking-cardan]

Will your tail ever stop wagging when Jude speaks to you?

My tail doesn't wag.

[theprincedain]

It wagged whenever you were excited when you were little and it still wags now. Apparently fae can lie when typing, my brother here is proof.

[the-roach-is-taken]

I still can't lie though, so maybe he's being technical about the definition of "wag"?

[theprincedain]

it sways from side to side and even more so when he's excited. Just like a puppy's. That's what I mean by his tail wags. I don't know what he means though

[the-roach-is-taken]

If that is what you believe, it is my belief as well.

[highking-cardan]

Will your tail ever stop wagging when Jude speaks to you?

My tail doesn't wag.

[theprincedain]

It wagged whenever you were excited when you were little and it still wags now. Apparently fae can lie when typing, my brother here is proof.

[the-roach-is-taken]

I still can't lie though, so maybe he's being technical about the definition of "wag"?

[faerieprincessjude-deactivated2]

I feel like a fool. I have humiliated myself in front of the Faerie court.

[the-roach-is-taken]

A princess and a jester? Impressive, do you have more skills I am unaware of?

[faerieprincessjude-deactivated2]

Princess? I didn't mean for you to read that. And besides my great jokes I'm also an okay fiddle player.

[the-roach-is-taken]

No one but Dane himself will stop me from calling you a princess. Do you own a fiddle, or just play it?

[theghostoftheshadows]

if u dont have a proper reason for the betrayal imma beat yo ass

You wouldn't be able to

[merlinsleftit]

watch me

[theghostoftheshadows]

You can try, but don't expect me to feel bad when you're six feet under

[the-roach-is-taken]

Six feet is far too shallow, Ghosty. You of all people should know that.

[bingazer]

I sometimes take my girlfriend's big fluffy pink blanket and wrap myself in it like a burrito when she isn't home and I miss her ☕

@viviiduarte come get your woman

[viviiduarte]

@lost-in-elfhame-help really, sweetheart?

[lost-in-elfhame-help]

it smells like you so I can imagine we're cuddling if I close my eyes. It's comfier with you though

[viviiduarte]

i absolutely adore you, you know that?

[lost-in-elfhame-help]

I adore you too, very much, Vivienne Duarte

[viviiduarte]

I’m glad we’re on the same page. Now, may I have this dance?

[the-roach-is-taken]

Careful not to dance her to death: Mortals tire easily.

[faerieprincessjude-deactivated2]

I feel like a fool. I have humiliated myself in front of the Faerie court.

[the-roach-is-taken]

A princess and a jester? Impressive, do you have more skills I am unaware of?

[theprincedain]

It’s good to be back

@letmeliveinelfhame - my beloved wife ❤️

Family: @balek1ng, @highking-cardan, @warriorprincess-rhyia -my siblings, and @pr1nce0fsunl1ght -my son, as far as I know. @highqueen-judeduarte, @sitting-in-a-library and @pr1ncessn1casia are my sisters-in-law, last I knew, and @the-winter-queen-herself is my daughter-in-law (?)

My court: @thebombofficial, @theghostoftheshadows, @the-roach-is-taken and @highqueen-judeduarte, although not anymore I see.

Others: @viviiduarte, @leander-duarte, @thetarynduarte, @faeratvalerian, @thatredcapmadoc, @ladyashaofelfhame, @lost-in-elfhame-help,

[ladyashaofelfhame]

Lady Asha, the best letter burner in Elfhame

Important people:

myself, @highking-cardan, @balek1ng

Unimportant people:

@warriorprincess-rhyia, @princedaingreenbriar, @pr1nce0fsunl1ght, @the-winter-queen-herself, @thebombofficial, @theghostoftheshadows, @the-roach-is-taken @pr1ncessn1casia, @thatredcapmadoc, @viviiduarte, @lost-in-elfhame-help, @thetarynduarte, @leander-duarte, @lockethefox, @faeratvalerian, @knightofthereckless, @hyacinthe-thefalcon

People I tried to keep away from Cardan:

@mortalqueenofelfhame

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Unimportant the lady says... but she felt that I was important enough to mention.

[mortalqueenofelfhame]

𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊…

@herkingoffools the king. also my doting husband.

[the-roach-is-taken]

Did you tag me and then untag me? Because I was notified that you mentioned me.

Welcome to the chaos.

[mortalqueenofelfhame]

// this acc is dormant for now, i went to do edit but ig people who i removed got notified anyway idk what happened there 😭

[the-roach-is-taken]

// It's fine. I await your return.

[mortalqueenofelfhame]

𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊…

@herkingoffools the king. also my doting husband.

[the-roach-is-taken]

Did you tag me and then untag me? Because I was notified that you mentioned me.

Welcome to the chaos.

[the-roach-is-taken]

Boi, the Roach for president

I have no idea what you are talking about, but okay.

[the-roach-is-taken]

*Our* girlfriend

No.