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[the-second-shift]

”Hello, hello hell-“

PHONEY! ZIP IT!

Ello there! Call me Mike, Jerry, or mod! Welcome to like. My seventh askblog. Main is @crazed4rsonist, and let’s get on with it!

Asks are:

OPEN!!!

Magic anon is:

ON!!!

Rules:

No nsfw. I don’t care if most of these characters are adults, I am not

On that note, suggestive is okay!

So are violent asks, just contain yourselves.

Roleplay is heavily encouraged!!

Oc and other askblog are okay!! I love interacting with others!!

Typical DNI

Some may be out of character, I haven’t roleplayed as most of these characters, but please do not call me out for it. Be kind to each other

Do not spam me

I will delete an ask if it makes me uncomfy.

Askable characters:

Jack

Dee

Dave

Steven

Peter

Jake

Roger

Harry

Walt

Mentioned:

BlackJack

Henry

Rebecca

This place takes place in a new location, somewhere in Nevada. /ref

All the phones have been dragged (kicking and screaming) from the factory, besides Rebecca. And Steven was not scrapped bc I say so!!

Well, that should be all.

I don’t own any of these characters, all of them belong to DirectDoggo/DirectDogman, and I am not affiliated to him in any way.

Dividers found here

[the-second-shift]

Jake do uou smoke weed.

“Yes.”

[the-second-shift]

Hiiiii Harry...

I come bearing blue orchids. They mean beauty and one other thing....

“Th-thanks for the flowers, my dear!”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're welcome.... hehhehehehh..

[the-second-shift]

“I like the flowers, they’re very pretty..”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Like you...

I'm glad you like them! I love orchids myself...

[the-second-shift]

“I personally like Black Dahlias, they’re quite pretty.”

“..what was that other part?”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Oh!! I might see about those next time then..

I-i said, like you... They're pretty like you...

[the-second-shift]

“Oh, that’s not necessary.. I like anything you’d give to me, I promise.”

“Oh! Oh my, w-well, thank you. You’re quite pretty yourself.”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

He is. Overheating.

Still; I want to know what you want....

[the-second-shift]

[So is he!]

“Y-yeah, I understand, but they’re just flowers, n-not particularly important…”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're important to me....

[the-second-shift]

“I- I don’t quite understand WHY, I’m just the an employee at a run-down pizzeria… b-but I suppose I have no issue with it..”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're not just any employee... You're Harry.

Paws on his phone face!

[the-second-shift]

“O-oh, n-no, dear.. I’m not particularly special-“

[He reaches his hands up to gently grip Kuiper’s wrists!!]

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Purr.wav

Shush...

You're special to me... mmmrrp.

[the-second-shift]

“..okay, dear..”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Get kissed, grandpa!!!!

[the-second-shift]

[OOP!! He probably froze!! He’s overheating SO bad rn]

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Kuiper... flopped. Also overheating so bad rn.

[the-second-shift]

[HEL. DOES THIS MEAN HARRY IS JUST KINDA. Holding him? If so. He looks real confused n flustered]

“U-uhm.. dear? You okay?”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Y-yeah... weak thumbs up.

Overheating...

Yeah. Harry is holding him v awkward...

[the-second-shift]

“Ah, i-i see.. me as well-“

[GELP. I can’t imagine how loud their internal fans are rn]

[the-second-shift]

Hiiiii Harry...

I come bearing blue orchids. They mean beauty and one other thing....

“Th-thanks for the flowers, my dear!”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're welcome.... hehhehehehh..

[the-second-shift]

“I like the flowers, they’re very pretty..”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Like you...

I'm glad you like them! I love orchids myself...

[the-second-shift]

“I personally like Black Dahlias, they’re quite pretty.”

“..what was that other part?”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Oh!! I might see about those next time then..

I-i said, like you... They're pretty like you...

[the-second-shift]

“Oh, that’s not necessary.. I like anything you’d give to me, I promise.”

“Oh! Oh my, w-well, thank you. You’re quite pretty yourself.”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

He is. Overheating.

Still; I want to know what you want....

[the-second-shift]

[So is he!]

“Y-yeah, I understand, but they’re just flowers, n-not particularly important…”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're important to me....

[the-second-shift]

“I- I don’t quite understand WHY, I’m just the an employee at a run-down pizzeria… b-but I suppose I have no issue with it..”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're not just any employee... You're Harry.

Paws on his phone face!

[the-second-shift]

“O-oh, n-no, dear.. I’m not particularly special-“

[He reaches his hands up to gently grip Kuiper’s wrists!!]

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Purr.wav

Shush...

You're special to me... mmmrrp.

[the-second-shift]

“..okay, dear..”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Get kissed, grandpa!!!!

[the-second-shift]

[OOP!! He probably froze!! He’s overheating SO bad rn]

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Kuiper... flopped. Also overheating so bad rn.

[the-second-shift]

[HEL. DOES THIS MEAN HARRY IS JUST KINDA. Holding him? If so. He looks real confused n flustered]

“U-uhm.. dear? You okay?”

[the-second-shift]

Hiiiii Harry...

I come bearing blue orchids. They mean beauty and one other thing....

“Th-thanks for the flowers, my dear!”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're welcome.... hehhehehehh..

[the-second-shift]

“I like the flowers, they’re very pretty..”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Like you...

I'm glad you like them! I love orchids myself...

[the-second-shift]

“I personally like Black Dahlias, they’re quite pretty.”

“..what was that other part?”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Oh!! I might see about those next time then..

I-i said, like you... They're pretty like you...

[the-second-shift]

“Oh, that’s not necessary.. I like anything you’d give to me, I promise.”

“Oh! Oh my, w-well, thank you. You’re quite pretty yourself.”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

He is. Overheating.

Still; I want to know what you want....

[the-second-shift]

[So is he!]

“Y-yeah, I understand, but they’re just flowers, n-not particularly important…”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're important to me....

[the-second-shift]

“I- I don’t quite understand WHY, I’m just the an employee at a run-down pizzeria… b-but I suppose I have no issue with it..”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're not just any employee... You're Harry.

Paws on his phone face!

[the-second-shift]

“O-oh, n-no, dear.. I’m not particularly special-“

[He reaches his hands up to gently grip Kuiper’s wrists!!]

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Purr.wav

Shush...

You're special to me... mmmrrp.

[the-second-shift]

“..okay, dear..”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Get kissed, grandpa!!!!

[the-second-shift]

[OOP!! He probably froze!! He’s overheating SO bad rn]

[the-second-shift]

Hiiiii Harry...

I come bearing blue orchids. They mean beauty and one other thing....

“Th-thanks for the flowers, my dear!”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're welcome.... hehhehehehh..

[the-second-shift]

“I like the flowers, they’re very pretty..”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Like you...

I'm glad you like them! I love orchids myself...

[the-second-shift]

“I personally like Black Dahlias, they’re quite pretty.”

“..what was that other part?”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Oh!! I might see about those next time then..

I-i said, like you... They're pretty like you...

[the-second-shift]

“Oh, that’s not necessary.. I like anything you’d give to me, I promise.”

“Oh! Oh my, w-well, thank you. You’re quite pretty yourself.”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

He is. Overheating.

Still; I want to know what you want....

[the-second-shift]

[So is he!]

“Y-yeah, I understand, but they’re just flowers, n-not particularly important…”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're important to me....

[the-second-shift]

“I- I don’t quite understand WHY, I’m just the an employee at a run-down pizzeria… b-but I suppose I have no issue with it..”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're not just any employee... You're Harry.

Paws on his phone face!

[the-second-shift]

“O-oh, n-no, dear.. I’m not particularly special-“

[He reaches his hands up to gently grip Kuiper’s wrists!!]

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Purr.wav

Shush...

You're special to me... mmmrrp.

[the-second-shift]

“..okay, dear..”

[the-second-shift]

Hiiiii Harry...

I come bearing blue orchids. They mean beauty and one other thing....

“Th-thanks for the flowers, my dear!”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're welcome.... hehhehehehh..

[the-second-shift]

“I like the flowers, they’re very pretty..”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Like you...

I'm glad you like them! I love orchids myself...

[the-second-shift]

“I personally like Black Dahlias, they’re quite pretty.”

“..what was that other part?”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Oh!! I might see about those next time then..

I-i said, like you... They're pretty like you...

[the-second-shift]

“Oh, that’s not necessary.. I like anything you’d give to me, I promise.”

“Oh! Oh my, w-well, thank you. You’re quite pretty yourself.”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

He is. Overheating.

Still; I want to know what you want....

[the-second-shift]

[So is he!]

“Y-yeah, I understand, but they’re just flowers, n-not particularly important…”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're important to me....

[the-second-shift]

“I- I don’t quite understand WHY, I’m just the an employee at a run-down pizzeria… b-but I suppose I have no issue with it..”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're not just any employee... You're Harry.

Paws on his phone face!

[the-second-shift]

“O-oh, n-no, dear.. I’m not particularly special-“

[He reaches his hands up to gently grip Kuiper’s wrists!!]

[the-second-shift]

Hiiiii Harry...

I come bearing blue orchids. They mean beauty and one other thing....

“Th-thanks for the flowers, my dear!”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're welcome.... hehhehehehh..

[the-second-shift]

“I like the flowers, they’re very pretty..”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Like you...

I'm glad you like them! I love orchids myself...

[the-second-shift]

“I personally like Black Dahlias, they’re quite pretty.”

“..what was that other part?”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Oh!! I might see about those next time then..

I-i said, like you... They're pretty like you...

[the-second-shift]

“Oh, that’s not necessary.. I like anything you’d give to me, I promise.”

“Oh! Oh my, w-well, thank you. You’re quite pretty yourself.”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

He is. Overheating.

Still; I want to know what you want....

[the-second-shift]

[So is he!]

“Y-yeah, I understand, but they’re just flowers, n-not particularly important…”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're important to me....

[the-second-shift]

“I- I don’t quite understand WHY, I’m just the an employee at a run-down pizzeria… b-but I suppose I have no issue with it..”

[the-second-shift]

Hiiiii Harry...

I come bearing blue orchids. They mean beauty and one other thing....

“Th-thanks for the flowers, my dear!”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're welcome.... hehhehehehh..

[the-second-shift]

“I like the flowers, they’re very pretty..”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Like you...

I'm glad you like them! I love orchids myself...

[the-second-shift]

“I personally like Black Dahlias, they’re quite pretty.”

“..what was that other part?”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Oh!! I might see about those next time then..

I-i said, like you... They're pretty like you...

[the-second-shift]

“Oh, that’s not necessary.. I like anything you’d give to me, I promise.”

“Oh! Oh my, w-well, thank you. You’re quite pretty yourself.”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

He is. Overheating.

Still; I want to know what you want....

[the-second-shift]

[So is he!]

“Y-yeah, I understand, but they’re just flowers, n-not particularly important…”

[the-second-shift]

Hiiiii Harry...

I come bearing blue orchids. They mean beauty and one other thing....

“Th-thanks for the flowers, my dear!”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're welcome.... hehhehehehh..

[the-second-shift]

“I like the flowers, they’re very pretty..”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Like you...

I'm glad you like them! I love orchids myself...

[the-second-shift]

“I personally like Black Dahlias, they’re quite pretty.”

“..what was that other part?”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Oh!! I might see about those next time then..

I-i said, like you... They're pretty like you...

[the-second-shift]

“Oh, that’s not necessary.. I like anything you’d give to me, I promise.”

“Oh! Oh my, w-well, thank you. You’re quite pretty yourself.”

[the-second-shift]

Hiiiii Harry...

I come bearing blue orchids. They mean beauty and one other thing....

“Th-thanks for the flowers, my dear!”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're welcome.... hehhehehehh..

[the-second-shift]

“I like the flowers, they’re very pretty..”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

Like you...

I'm glad you like them! I love orchids myself...

[the-second-shift]

“I personally like Black Dahlias, they’re quite pretty.”

“..what was that other part?”

[the-second-shift]

Hiiiii Harry...

I come bearing blue orchids. They mean beauty and one other thing....

“Th-thanks for the flowers, my dear!”

[vincent-art-chive-deactivated20]

You're welcome.... hehhehehehh..

[the-second-shift]

“I like the flowers, they’re very pretty..”

[the-second-shift]

Hiiiii Harry...

I come bearing blue orchids. They mean beauty and one other thing....

“Th-thanks for the flowers, my dear!”

[the-second-shift]

Have any of you heard about.... Charlie The Cursed Phone Guy?

When asked, every one of the askables stared off into the space behind you while muttering something.

…all except Roger, whom just tilted his head in confusion and asked who it was.

[the-second-shift]

OKAY JUMPSCARE PT2. hiiiii dade hru :3333c

“Nice to see ya, kid! How’re you doing?”

[sposedtobemylight]

goooooddddd........ i erm. i . HEEHGEHEHRHEHEBRBFB

i had a hotdog for school lunch

[the-second-shift]

“Well, that’s good! Did you do anything fun today?”

[OH MY GOD?? STEVEN WITH ENERGY?? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?]

[sposedtobemylight]

not really !!!!!! i mean. i think my grade went up in biology and we only have to watch a movie in that class tomorrow so thats fun :3

[the-second-shift]

“Well, that’s good, right? I hope you enjoy the movie!”

[His tail is wagging!! Have a happy father :3]

[the-second-shift]

OKAY JUMPSCARE PT2. hiiiii dade hru :3333c

“Nice to see ya, kid! How’re you doing?”

[sposedtobemylight]

goooooddddd........ i erm. i . HEEHGEHEHRHEHEBRBFB

i had a hotdog for school lunch

[the-second-shift]

“Well, that’s good! Did you do anything fun today?”

[OH MY GOD?? STEVEN WITH ENERGY?? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?]

[the-second-shift]

OKAY JUMPSCARE PT2. hiiiii dade hru :3333c

“Nice to see ya, kid! How’re you doing?”