Solche Menschen muss es auch geben.

21 year old, overly tired student from Germany. Currently obsessed with Cartoons. I don't have a plan what I'm doing here either...

[getmoneyghoul]

[nerdangels]

Gravity Falls (2012-2016)

If you’ve ever taken a road trip through the Pacific northwest, you’ve probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called Gravity Falls.

[universallyatrest]

star trek au where the uniforms aren’t primary colors; they’re secondary

[qosmicentity]

Hmmmm, I like it! xD

Inspired by that really really awesome thing @skyblep does.

[rovermcfly]

Fellow Germans, I just had an out-of-body experience looking at this post

[thecommonchick]

[pxr-deactivated20190830]

we are boycotting amazon siri play despacito

[snoopingasusualisee]

apple’s not any better….gregorian monks start deepthroating

[snoopingasusualisee]

i meant to say throat singing but you know what that’ll work too

[discardingimages]

blue root

herbal, Italy 15th century

Philadelphia, University of Pennsylvania, Rare Book & Manuscript Library (@upennmanuscripts), LJS 419, fol. 42r

[minoansnakegoddessofficial-deac]

oddish.

[trashb1n-deactivated20221119]

lorge

[zazz-ie]

@bongwaterbasin

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

[iamfuckingweeping]

CAESER ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY CEASER

[disney-universes]

[stardusteddream]

I’ve been playing Monster Prom Second term and I’m just IN LOVE with Zoe! She’s so cute!!

[vaporwavesimulator]

creature in fiction: *is portrayed as bad and mean*

8 year old me: but what if there was a good and nice one :0

[discardedmilkywaywrapper]

there’s no age limit for this

[vaporwavesimulator]

youre right…………..

[sixpenceee]

8.5" sculpture of a Victorian ghost emerging from an antique mirror cast in resin. Link

[therealraewest]

Pokemon Logic

[fuckyahumor]

Mom: Hey isn’t this house great for us? You can have your own room!

Mom: *realizes there’s only one bedroom in entire house*

Mom: Well honey it’s time for you to embark on your pokemon journey across the country I’ll miss you take your time goodbye

[feministism]

[girlsclothes-deactivated2023030]

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

[suffering--sappho]

go back home from the grocery store

[wordswithkittywitch]

This post is me acknowelging that some people go onto tumblr to escape the real world and to soothe themselves after stressful experiences, so if they block or ignore social justice and news stories so that their decompression isn’t interrupted with yet more stress, it is not only no one’s business but it makes perfect sense.

Never judge people for not reblogging something.

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640×360]

[brunhiddensmusings]

points about this -it was shot off by a cannon -he continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand -it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a ‘warrior poet’ -after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outlawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop -after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his ass

[franzis-frantic-thoughts]

The life of Götz von Berlichingen was also put into writing by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (the German equivalent of Shakespeare in terms of literary and linguistic importance).

And in this story the “Swabian Greeting” was immortalised in the words of “Er aber, sag’s ihm, er kann mich im Arsche lecken!“ (But you, you tell him he can kiss my arse).

For more sophisticated German linguistic culture, try Mozart’s canon in B-flat (”Leck mich im Arsch”) or his lullaby “Bona nox! bist a rechta Ox“