Don't leave me without him...

[the-dandy-anon]

Intro post for this "AU"

This is part of a sort of AU. (it's more of a collection of them disguised as one)

This specific blog is for the Cries of The Calamity AU's Dandy (It's both official yet unofficial, due to the "AU" of the dw anon blogs being considered a crossover AU rather than a proper one.)

I run over twenty other blogs on my own on one account alone, so I might take a while to respond to asks!

Dandy may come off as slightly short tempered, defensive, easily submitting, easily startled, and easily agitated. It's part of his personality for the Cries of The Calamity AU.

Ships are discussed on this blog, so DNI Solanfaynai

Other DNIs: Proshitters (Yall know who you are <3)

[the-dandy-anon]

@tenacioussandwichnight

Did you try impersonating me lil bro?/j/ym

[bobette-anon]

*Dandy opens the basement door and throws in some thanksgiving turkeys so the Christmas toons can eat before Delilah pulls him away by the petal*

"Oh thank you Dandy! Bobette hands a turkey to Rudie and Ginger before cutting pieces and making there there is no bones and handing the pieces to Coal, She grabs herself a Turkey

@the-dandy-anon

[the-dandy-anon]

An impersonator 😔

[the-embodiment-of-ichor]

I'll commit a warcrime

[adelaide-anon]

"All the more reason to kill you."

"GET OVER HERE-"

[the-delilah-anon]

AHEM.

[adelaide-anon]

"I swear to god."

[the-seedly-anon]

I'm going to commit a war crime just to shut her up I swear to god-

Gets fucking dragged away by Dandy (Dandy, even though he dislikes Delilah, doesn't want anyone dying)

I'm not even gonna resist.

Bye.

[adelaide-anon]

"Understandable, and bye."

[the-dandy-anon]

I'd love to help shut Delilah up but I don't want this dumbass committing war crimes.

[adelaide-anon]

"Also understandable."

[the-delilah-anon]

Well, now that THEY'RE out of the way-

[adelaide-anon]

"I'm out before you shoot me."

[the-delilah-anon]

Too late.

Delilah takes the opportunity and fires one round into Adelaide's shoulder

You'll be FIIIIINE

[the-seedly-anon]

. . .

Yeah I'm gonna commit war crimes, I'll be right back.

[adelaide-anon]

"Nice."

[the-seedly-anon]

I'm back.

He's back, and with a canister of mustard gas. (WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DOES HE JUST HAVE THAT?!)

[arthur-anon]

Good morn-WHAT THE FUCk”

[the-seedly-anon]

Hi.

[arthur-anon]

"Hey, why do you have mustard gas?"

[the-seedly-anon]

Delilah.

[arthur-anon]

Delilah why why does Sprout have mustard gas?

[the-seedly-anon]

Delilah's gone, she bolted.

[arthur-anon]

"....oh my god"

[hoshi-anon]

What the hell happened while me and Charlie were gone?

[the-seedly-anon]

Delilah shot Adelaide and bolted, I made mustard gas, and that's pretty much it.

[hoshi-anon]

What the fuck.

[the-dandy-anon]

SPROUT-

I SWEAR TO GOD-

(He ends up dragging Sprout away. Again.)

[hoshi-anon]

...good call, Dandy.

[the-dandy-anon]

Don't.

[hoshi-anon]

*she puts her hands up.*

I am not gonna do anything.

[the-dandy-anon]

Good.

(Dandy still doesn't stop dragging Sprout away)

[hoshi-anon]

...good talk, i suppose?

[the-dandy-anon]

Shut up.

[the-embodiment-of-ichor]

I'll commit a warcrime

[adelaide-anon]

"All the more reason to kill you."

"GET OVER HERE-"

[the-delilah-anon]

AHEM.

[adelaide-anon]

"I swear to god."

[the-seedly-anon]

I'm going to commit a war crime just to shut her up I swear to god-

Gets fucking dragged away by Dandy (Dandy, even though he dislikes Delilah, doesn't want anyone dying)

I'm not even gonna resist.

Bye.

[adelaide-anon]

"Understandable, and bye."

[the-dandy-anon]

I'd love to help shut Delilah up but I don't want this dumbass committing war crimes.

[adelaide-anon]

"Also understandable."

[the-delilah-anon]

Well, now that THEY'RE out of the way-

[adelaide-anon]

"I'm out before you shoot me."

[the-delilah-anon]

Too late.

Delilah takes the opportunity and fires one round into Adelaide's shoulder

You'll be FIIIIINE

[the-seedly-anon]

. . .

Yeah I'm gonna commit war crimes, I'll be right back.

[adelaide-anon]

"Nice."

[the-seedly-anon]

I'm back.

He's back, and with a canister of mustard gas. (WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DOES HE JUST HAVE THAT?!)

[arthur-anon]

Good morn-WHAT THE FUCk”

[the-seedly-anon]

Hi.

[arthur-anon]

"Hey, why do you have mustard gas?"

[the-seedly-anon]

Delilah.

[arthur-anon]

Delilah why why does Sprout have mustard gas?

[the-seedly-anon]

Delilah's gone, she bolted.

[arthur-anon]

"....oh my god"

[hoshi-anon]

What the hell happened while me and Charlie were gone?

[the-seedly-anon]

Delilah shot Adelaide and bolted, I made mustard gas, and that's pretty much it.

[hoshi-anon]

What the fuck.

[the-dandy-anon]

SPROUT-

I SWEAR TO GOD-

(He ends up dragging Sprout away. Again.)

[hoshi-anon]

...good call, Dandy.

[the-dandy-anon]

Don't.

[hoshi-anon]

*she puts her hands up.*

I am not gonna do anything.

[the-dandy-anon]

Good.

(Dandy still doesn't stop dragging Sprout away)

[the-embodiment-of-ichor]

I'll commit a warcrime

[adelaide-anon]

"All the more reason to kill you."

"GET OVER HERE-"

[the-delilah-anon]

AHEM.

[adelaide-anon]

"I swear to god."

[the-seedly-anon]

I'm going to commit a war crime just to shut her up I swear to god-

Gets fucking dragged away by Dandy (Dandy, even though he dislikes Delilah, doesn't want anyone dying)

I'm not even gonna resist.

Bye.

[adelaide-anon]

"Understandable, and bye."

[the-dandy-anon]

I'd love to help shut Delilah up but I don't want this dumbass committing war crimes.

[adelaide-anon]

"Also understandable."

[the-delilah-anon]

Well, now that THEY'RE out of the way-

[adelaide-anon]

"I'm out before you shoot me."

[the-delilah-anon]

Too late.

Delilah takes the opportunity and fires one round into Adelaide's shoulder

You'll be FIIIIINE

[the-seedly-anon]

. . .

Yeah I'm gonna commit war crimes, I'll be right back.

[adelaide-anon]

"Nice."

[the-seedly-anon]

I'm back.

He's back, and with a canister of mustard gas. (WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DOES HE JUST HAVE THAT?!)

[arthur-anon]

Good morn-WHAT THE FUCk”

[the-seedly-anon]

Hi.

[arthur-anon]

"Hey, why do you have mustard gas?"

[the-seedly-anon]

Delilah.

[arthur-anon]

Delilah why why does Sprout have mustard gas?

[the-seedly-anon]

Delilah's gone, she bolted.

[arthur-anon]

"....oh my god"

[hoshi-anon]

What the hell happened while me and Charlie were gone?

[the-seedly-anon]

Delilah shot Adelaide and bolted, I made mustard gas, and that's pretty much it.

[hoshi-anon]

What the fuck.

[the-dandy-anon]

SPROUT-

I SWEAR TO GOD-

(He ends up dragging Sprout away. Again.)

[hoshi-anon]

...good call, Dandy.

[the-dandy-anon]

Don't.

[the-embodiment-of-ichor]

I'll commit a warcrime

[adelaide-anon]

"All the more reason to kill you."

"GET OVER HERE-"

[the-delilah-anon]

AHEM.

[adelaide-anon]

"I swear to god."

[the-seedly-anon]

I'm going to commit a war crime just to shut her up I swear to god-

Gets fucking dragged away by Dandy (Dandy, even though he dislikes Delilah, doesn't want anyone dying)

I'm not even gonna resist.

Bye.

[adelaide-anon]

"Understandable, and bye."

[the-dandy-anon]

I'd love to help shut Delilah up but I don't want this dumbass committing war crimes.

[adelaide-anon]

"Also understandable."

[the-delilah-anon]

Well, now that THEY'RE out of the way-

[adelaide-anon]

"I'm out before you shoot me."

[the-delilah-anon]

Too late.

Delilah takes the opportunity and fires one round into Adelaide's shoulder

You'll be FIIIIINE

[the-seedly-anon]

. . .

Yeah I'm gonna commit war crimes, I'll be right back.

[adelaide-anon]

"Nice."

[the-seedly-anon]

I'm back.

He's back, and with a canister of mustard gas. (WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DOES HE JUST HAVE THAT?!)

[arthur-anon]

Good morn-WHAT THE FUCk”

[the-seedly-anon]

Hi.

[arthur-anon]

"Hey, why do you have mustard gas?"

[the-seedly-anon]

Delilah.

[arthur-anon]

Delilah why why does Sprout have mustard gas?

[the-seedly-anon]

Delilah's gone, she bolted.

[arthur-anon]

"....oh my god"

[hoshi-anon]

What the hell happened while me and Charlie were gone?

[the-seedly-anon]

Delilah shot Adelaide and bolted, I made mustard gas, and that's pretty much it.

[hoshi-anon]

What the fuck.

[the-dandy-anon]

SPROUT-

I SWEAR TO GOD-

(He ends up dragging Sprout away. Again.)

[the-embodiment-of-ichor]

I'll commit a warcrime

[adelaide-anon]

"All the more reason to kill you."

"GET OVER HERE-"

[the-delilah-anon]

AHEM.

[adelaide-anon]

"I swear to god."

[the-seedly-anon]

I'm going to commit a war crime just to shut her up I swear to god-

Gets fucking dragged away by Dandy (Dandy, even though he dislikes Delilah, doesn't want anyone dying)

I'm not even gonna resist.

Bye.

[adelaide-anon]

"Understandable, and bye."

[the-dandy-anon]

I'd love to help shut Delilah up but I don't want this dumbass committing war crimes.

[adelaide-anon]

"Also understandable."

[the-delilah-anon]

Well, now that THEY'RE out of the way-

[adelaide-anon]

"I'm out before you shoot me."

[the-delilah-anon]

Too late.

Delilah takes the opportunity and fires one round into Adelaide's shoulder

You'll be FIIIIINE

[the-seedly-anon]

. . .

Yeah I'm gonna commit war crimes, I'll be right back.

[adelaide-anon]

"Nice."

[the-seedly-anon]

I'm back.

He's back, and with a canister of mustard gas. (WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DOES HE JUST HAVE THAT?!)

[arthur-anon]

Good morn-WHAT THE FUCk”

[the-seedly-anon]

Hi.

[arthur-anon]

"Hey, why do you have mustard gas?"

[cherry-cherry-anon]

hey im back what'd i- holy fucking shit. war crimes

[the-dandy-anon]

...

[cherry-cherry-anon]

dandy are you okay

...wait. ddont tape me to the wall again-

[the-dandy-anon]

You're fine, I won't d that.

[the-embodiment-of-ichor]

I'll commit a warcrime

[adelaide-anon]

"All the more reason to kill you."

"GET OVER HERE-"

[the-delilah-anon]

AHEM.

[adelaide-anon]

"I swear to god."

[the-seedly-anon]

I'm going to commit a war crime just to shut her up I swear to god-

Gets fucking dragged away by Dandy (Dandy, even though he dislikes Delilah, doesn't want anyone dying)

I'm not even gonna resist.

Bye.

[adelaide-anon]

"Understandable, and bye."

[the-dandy-anon]

I'd love to help shut Delilah up but I don't want this dumbass committing war crimes.

[adelaide-anon]

"Also understandable."

[the-delilah-anon]

Well, now that THEY'RE out of the way-

[adelaide-anon]

"I'm out before you shoot me."

[the-delilah-anon]

Too late.

Delilah takes the opportunity and fires one round into Adelaide's shoulder

You'll be FIIIIINE

[the-seedly-anon]

. . .

Yeah I'm gonna commit war crimes, I'll be right back.

[adelaide-anon]

"Nice."

[the-seedly-anon]

I'm back.

He's back, and with a canister of mustard gas. (WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DOES HE JUST HAVE THAT?!)

[arthur-anon]

Good morn-WHAT THE FUCk”

[the-seedly-anon]

Hi.

[arthur-anon]

"Hey, why do you have mustard gas?"

[cherry-cherry-anon]

hey im back what'd i- holy fucking shit. war crimes

[the-dandy-anon]

...

[the-embodiment-of-ichor]

I'll commit a warcrime

[adelaide-anon]

"All the more reason to kill you."

"GET OVER HERE-"

[the-delilah-anon]

AHEM.

[adelaide-anon]

"I swear to god."

[the-seedly-anon]

I'm going to commit a war crime just to shut her up I swear to god-

Gets fucking dragged away by Dandy (Dandy, even though he dislikes Delilah, doesn't want anyone dying)

I'm not even gonna resist.

Bye.

[adelaide-anon]

"Understandable, and bye."

[the-dandy-anon]

I'd love to help shut Delilah up but I don't want this dumbass committing war crimes.

[the-dandy-anon]

I'm not giving you more ichor, @bammythechaotic

[bammythechaotic]

Please, I need it!

[the-dandy-anon]

No.

You have enough.

[bammythechaotic]

But I want moreeee

[the-dandy-anon]

N O.

[the-dandy-anon]

I'm not giving you more ichor, @bammythechaotic

[bammythechaotic]

Please, I need it!

[the-dandy-anon]

No.

You have enough.

[the-dandy-anon]

I'm not giving you more ichor, @bammythechaotic

[cherry-cherry-anon]

"Charlie, do-"

"WHY ARE YOU TAPED TO A WALL."

-a very concerned @adelaide-anon

*Muffled Charlie noises.*

[adelaide-anon]

"I swear to god."

*untapes Charlie's mouth.*

[cherry-cherry-anon]

thanks ada!! hoshi taped me to a wall because i was annoying her too much

[the-dandy-anon]

Appears, tapes Charlie's mouth again, disappears

[adelaide-anon]

"Dandy, I swear to god-"

[cherry-cherry-anon]

MMMMM!!!!!

[the-dandy-anon]

You deserve to be shut up.

You nearly killed 3 people with Rodger capsules.

[adelaide-anon]

"...She what."

[the-delilah-anon]

Did he stutter?

[adelaide-anon]

"I'm leaving Charlie there for the day, I'm not going to deal with this at the moment."

[the-delilah-anon]

Don't come back unless you value her life.

[adelaide-anon]

"I'm back."

[the-delilah-anon]

Damn it.

[adelaide-anon]

"I'm just making sure you don't shoot her."

[the-delilah-anon]

It wouldn't have been that quick of a kill.

[adelaide-anon]

"I'm keeping my eye on you, then."

[the-delilah-anon]

Me specially? That's a bad idea.

Who knows, Astro could be waiting to do something.

[adelaide-anon]

"Right."

"Keeping my eye on most everyone then."

[the-astro-anon]

Boo.

[adelaide-anon]

"Hello."

[the-astro-anon]

...

Stabbing noises ("Someone" just got stabbed in the side.)

[adelaide-anon]

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK-"

[the-dandy-anon]

Well deserved!

[cherry-cherry-anon]

"Charlie, do-"

"WHY ARE YOU TAPED TO A WALL."

-a very concerned @adelaide-anon

*Muffled Charlie noises.*

[adelaide-anon]

"I swear to god."

*untapes Charlie's mouth.*

[cherry-cherry-anon]

thanks ada!! hoshi taped me to a wall because i was annoying her too much

[the-dandy-anon]

Appears, tapes Charlie's mouth again, disappears

[adelaide-anon]

"Dandy, I swear to god-"

[cherry-cherry-anon]

MMMMM!!!!!

[the-dandy-anon]

You deserve to be shut up.

You nearly killed 3 people with Rodger capsules.

[cherry-cherry-anon]

"Charlie, do-"

"WHY ARE YOU TAPED TO A WALL."

-a very concerned @adelaide-anon

*Muffled Charlie noises.*

[adelaide-anon]

"I swear to god."

*untapes Charlie's mouth.*

[cherry-cherry-anon]

thanks ada!! hoshi taped me to a wall because i was annoying her too much

[the-dandy-anon]

Appears, tapes Charlie's mouth again, disappears

[vain-vigilant]

Hey Vain, could you go get @gigi-anon out of solitary confinement, perchance? Delilah locked her in there for attempting to steal Misty's things.

- @the-dandy-anon

“Sure. I got you, dandy!”

[the-dandy-anon]

Thanks, you a real one