Pyro

BLU Pyro rp/ask blog! Open rp, OCs welcome :) 🔥

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

Hello friends! I saw a few of the others here and wanted to join in! :D

My name is Pyro! I love fire, unicorns, sweets and ofc my favorite angel ever: @blu-nurse-needs-sleep

I don’t mind what you call me, so they/he/she/it is fine with me!

Feel free to ask me anything, and have some cake! 🍰 🎉

!Out of character!

TW: This blog contains themes such as gore, cannibalism, and Pyro setting people on fire for the hell of it

This is my first rp blog, it has a lot of head-canons and oc x canon content! Comfortable with pretty much anything, just no nsfw asks.

Other blogs

@red-boston-pilot (tf2 oc)

@silly-solnyshko (main)

Mod info

Vee | 20 | Any pronouns

[agnosticnurse]

..Engel? Are you okay?

Pyroooooo!! [Engel opens up his arms for a hug and makes grabby hands for Pyro] Evything hurtsssss!!

I forgot to give context on the post but Engel is just dealing with his period.

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

-Pyro’s quick to scoop Engel into a hug-

What? Why? What happened?? Did someone hurt you?

(ooc: omg Engel asking god to kill him because of his period is so real tbh-)

[agnosticnurse]

No one hurt me, just my fucking uterus! I should've taken Vater's offer to remove it! Everything is hurting and I want to rip my skin off!! [Engel buries his face into Pyro's shoulder] I'm hungry...

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

Your.. ohhhh..

Do you want me to make you something to eat? I could bake you something!

[agnosticnurse]

Can you make cookies? Please? I want sweeets.

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

Of course! What kind do you want angel? Do you want to sit in the kitchen while I bake them?

[agnosticnurse]

..Engel? Are you okay?

Pyroooooo!! [Engel opens up his arms for a hug and makes grabby hands for Pyro] Evything hurtsssss!!

I forgot to give context on the post but Engel is just dealing with his period.

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

-Pyro’s quick to scoop Engel into a hug-

What? Why? What happened?? Did someone hurt you?

(ooc: omg Engel asking god to kill him because of his period is so real tbh-)

[agnosticnurse]

No one hurt me, just my fucking uterus! I should've taken Vater's offer to remove it! Everything is hurting and I want to rip my skin off!! [Engel buries his face into Pyro's shoulder] I'm hungry...

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

Your.. ohhhh..

Do you want me to make you something to eat? I could bake you something!

[agnosticnurse]

..Engel? Are you okay?

Pyroooooo!! [Engel opens up his arms for a hug and makes grabby hands for Pyro] Evything hurtsssss!!

I forgot to give context on the post but Engel is just dealing with his period.

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

-Pyro’s quick to scoop Engel into a hug-

What? Why? What happened?? Did someone hurt you?

(ooc: omg Engel asking god to kill him because of his period is so real tbh-)

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

“… If you want help distinguishing the Scouts apart, I’m up to help. It is my job to be a second pair of hands, after all.”

— @meet-the-civilians

Oh yes please!

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

I wonder if I put a bunch of bonk in a trap... would that work? No wait.. I might catch a different Scout that way... What do mimics like??

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

But he's nice Pyro! :((

Why are you guys upset? The note said I'd get a million dollars if I play hide and seek tag! Are you allergic to fun?

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

Pyro no :(

Pyro yes :)

I could make a new flamethrower with that money AND get Engel something special!

Only thing is though... I can't tell any of the RED Scouts apart... they all look like babies, mimic or not... So I guess I just go for all of them until I get the reward? I dunno, I should ask Engel to come with me maybe..

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

~~1 MILLION FOR THE DEATH OF A MIMIC~~ name: Jeremy

age: 26

last seen: new Zealand

breed of mimic: [REDACTED]

hunt and kidnapped family if can't kill him. . . . 1 MILLION CAN BE YOURS!!

A million dollars..? I could buy a whole lot of baking stuff with that, or a bunch of presents just in time for Holidays! :D

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

Oh!

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

*peeking around the corner* how should I approach them without being killed...

@orange-scout-tf2

-Pyro immediately notices you and tilts their head-

[orange-scout-tf2]

Never mind, they noticed... Uh, hi! I'm ORG Scout and I just wanted to ask about the supply train this week, if that's okay with you.

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

Sure!

This isn't about me setting one of the tracks on fire, right?

[orange-scout-tf2]

Oh, that was easier than I thought..

Anyways, the train number 408 came by here and I was wondering if you received the produce yet. Also, the train was merely on fire for at least five minutes, according to Engie.

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

Oh good!

And yep, I saw Heavy and Sniper carrying it all in!

[orange-scout-tf2]

Can you explain the fire thing? I'm sure you know since the train came around about 30 minutes after the battle.

Did you set it on fire?

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

....Noo.......

-Absolute lie-

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

*peeking around the corner* how should I approach them without being killed...

@orange-scout-tf2

-Pyro immediately notices you and tilts their head-

[orange-scout-tf2]

Never mind, they noticed... Uh, hi! I'm ORG Scout and I just wanted to ask about the supply train this week, if that's okay with you.

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

Sure!

This isn't about me setting one of the tracks on fire, right?

[orange-scout-tf2]

Oh, that was easier than I thought..

Anyways, the train number 408 came by here and I was wondering if you received the produce yet. Also, the train was merely on fire for at least five minutes, according to Engie.

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

Oh good!

And yep, I saw Heavy and Sniper carrying it all in!

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

*peeking around the corner* how should I approach them without being killed...

@orange-scout-tf2

-Pyro immediately notices you and tilts their head-

[orange-scout-tf2]

Never mind, they noticed... Uh, hi! I'm ORG Scout and I just wanted to ask about the supply train this week, if that's okay with you.

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

Sure!

This isn't about me setting one of the tracks on fire, right?

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

you liked your boyfriends little costume?

Very very much

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

just gonna leave this here for no particular reason :)

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

*peeking around the corner* how should I approach them without being killed...

@orange-scout-tf2

-Pyro immediately notices you and tilts their head-

[the-silly-pyromaniac]

who the fuck taoguht yu how to tyupe - the blu scout who cant type correctly for his life

Engie did! Do you want me to ask him to teach you too? :)

[7/7]