Slithering Slytherin

Slytherin~ Book nerd ~Dig sunsets ~16~

[queenjsxo]

[cauliflowergnocchidyke]

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

[lokiago]

This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.

[badassinspiredawesomeness]

[thecookieraakshas]

Assorted Inktober prompts

[badassinspiredawesomeness]

[jehovahhthickness]

I’ll never forget that one time I was talking to this boy and I rejected him (mind you I almost gave him my address because we were supposed to go out) and he stalked and harassed me for an entire month and put my number on Craigslist (I was getting hundreds of calls and texts every day to the point my phone stopped working).

Men are crazy.

[venusisascending-deactivated202]

I had one throw a water bottle at me for ignoring him as I walked down the street. I was 6 months pregnant with my daughter on my way to a doctors appointment. The bottle missed me.

He’s lucky I was pregnant. I pulled my box cutter out on a dude one night on the train when I used to work nights a few years back. I scare myself sometimes because I’m gonna kill somebody one day.

[helpfulblackwitch]

I always carry my knife with me just because dudes love to act stupid so I’m prepared to cut they ass accordingly :)

[jehovahhthickness]

Omg where can I get a pocket knife?

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

Amazon! They have these knifes disguised as keys.

[teechanell-deactivated20191224]

I got this on amazon. Closes up and looks like a leaf. Sits right on my key chain.

[dosed-by-you-deactivated2022052]

WomenOnGuard.com also has a selection, many of which you can find on Amazon - but should you find yourself spending $50 on self defense weapons, WomenOnGuard.com offers free pepper spray & free shipping (as of March 14, 2018 - in case that offer ends at some point)

[andalusiapunk]

As someone with limited strength and physical mobility, but who can press a button pretty easily, I recommend personal keychain alarms that are set to make a VERY loud noise (140db–about the same noise level as a chainsaw). They’re about $8 a piece usually, but you can buy 3 for 16 and split them among your family and friends. If it doesn’t startle and deter the harasser/attacker, it’ll definitely get someone’s attention.

[yafavblogger]

I usually end up taking most my classes in evening so I can go straight to work after. For a year or so I never carried anything with me. When the security guard at my job found out he was livid. He went and got me mace and a little pocket knife.

Within the last year I’ve had a guy follow me in the parking garage when ain’t no other cars there.

I’ve had guys waiting outside my job and no one is there to walk me to my car at 3am.

Strap up ladies cause these men do note care how scary they are, they don’t care that they intimidate you into talking to you.

[bakarilennox]

But also ladies RESEARCH THE LAWS OF YOUR STATE/CITY, cause some of the things you buy may get you arrested & possibly charged; even in self defence. For example: It’s illegal in NY state to carry and use a taser or possess a knife longer than a certain length. This is also very important, shitty to find out but important.

[southerndragontamer]

To ALL my female followers, please be safe!

[heyatleastitsnotcancer]

Reblogging for the personal Keychain alarm for us disabled ladies. I can’t handle a knife with my hands so this is super helpful.

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

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being in a public restroom

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being in a public

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being

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

people adding things 2 my posts

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your posts

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

ur blog

[kmalakhn-blog-blog]

u

[lordwellingtonofficial]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

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you thinking that comment was necessary

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thinking

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wen u zoom in

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I love this post

[eee-in]

love

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

It just keeps getting better

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

overused captions

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Tumblr’s new layout

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tumblr

[1nvisibl3]

the internet

[tomche]

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

[herongraystairs-tid14]

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS

for the last 2+ weeks, the Amazon has been catching fire. Yes, it’s the season where that’s normal but because of the sayings (aka incentive) of our new president, some farmers are taking advantage of that and intentionally setting the trees on fire. Yesterday, because of this, the sky of São Paulo looked like this. AT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON.

Hospitals of the northern states are filling up with people (especially children and seniors) claiming they can’t breathe properly. ALREADY ENDANGERED ANIMALS ARE DYING. THIS IS SERIOUS.

Germany and Norway, huge donators to the Amazon cause will stop sending money because they don’t see results (that can also be credited to our president, who has been tweeting angrily ever since - not because he cares about the environment, btw). That money gives this guy and his team equipment to save little guys like these:

THIS AFFECTS EVERYONE, NOT JUST BRAZILIANS. The Amazon is the largest rainforest in the world, and it’s being destroyed. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

If your country is holding elections, vote for someone who cares about this. Don’t let another Bolsonaro or another Trump have the power to do something and then do nothing. This is going to shape our future — if we have one.

PLEASE REBLOG, EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!

side note: not to sound bitter or ungrateful but also like what’s up with Europe... y’all exploited South America for centuries but just because you “aren’t seeing results” you stop helping altogether?? if you really wanted to help you wouldn’t stop because you think you aren’t helping lol

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[b00bconnoisseur]

NEEDS MORE THAN ONLY 51K NOTES

[thedankmemes]

[day-dreamersclub]

i pray that aug, sep, oct, nov and dec are all months full of growth, blessings, productivity, new doors open and opportunities

[spanish-g0ld]

this is sooooo fucked up. i’m livid

Click here to support Help bring justice to my son & I organized by Alina Chantrice

I was raped in 2016. That is how I got my son. As of yesterday, the jury decided that my case wasn’t enough so they dismissed all the char

[cosmic-noir]

She and her son deserve JUSTICE

[multireese]

Plz help this woman

[castdowns]

As of Thursday June 6, 2019, they’re at 8847/10000!

[lady-feral]

Boost

[thebaldandthebraless]

It’s at 10550 now!!!

[jehovahhthickness]

Wow 😲

[kaiasinclair]

This

[badassinspiredawesomeness]

Getting “Earthed” and studying maths lol…

@whokilledaditya

[perfectday1972]

the first avenger: dr. erskine said that the serum wouldn’t just affect my muscles, it would affect my cells. create a protective system of regeneration and healing.

age of ultron: thor establishes that steve is not mortal.

endgame: we’re just gonna ignore all of that, and make steve old af to shock the audience, even though it doesn’t make sense that steve would age at all, let alone at the same rate as a non-enhanced human, because what happened in previous movies is meaningless.

[jaehyutaeyong]

that’s some good tea right there

[thefreegladelancer]

Steve is hiding behind a nearby tree and trying not to laugh as the old guy he paid gives Sam the shield

[icaurus-deactivated20180206]

new name for lube

high fructose porn syrup

[tellyjpg]

i knew i should’ve stayed asleep

[badassinspiredawesomeness]

Chemistry.....

[badassinspiredawesomeness]

Wish I could be alone with you