Yours Truly

"There is a principle of nature that almost every creature knows.." | An exclusive long-term interview with the creator of 'The Thneed: A Fine Thing That All People Need!'

[the-snake-ler]

After years and years of silence, The Once-ler has finally opened up to the public! Conspiracies and rumours have been circling around his disappearance after YEARS of silence. However, now it’s your lucky day! A GRAND interview with him can reveal a lot of truths.. What are you waiting for? Ask away! 

< Information: The Once-ler had suddenly went silent, working in shadows for years without any explanation and has only decided to open up now, leading everyone to question what had happened >

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

@ask-cosplay-onceler

[the-snake-ler]

No comment.

[the-snake-ler]

So, how are those shoelaces holding up?

Holding up better than your mental stability, that's for sure!

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

You did not... You did not just go there.

[the-snake-ler]

Oh yes I did just go there and I will do it again 

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

Are you looking for a fight?!

[the-snake-ler]

Oh goodness! No, I am not! Could you be civilised for one second?? Anyways, you were the one who brought yourself here, to your horrible mental state and to this little argument here.

Now, why don’t you run along and try to fix yourself instead of breaking others?

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

Why would I fix myself, I'm fine the way I am.

[the-snake-ler]

Pfft! Are you trying to amuse me?? You’re a wreck! You’re a drunkard! Why would you been insulted about me crossing the boundaries of your depleting mental stability if you didn’t have exactly what I said you did. 

Are you delusional as well? I might as well say you’re so obviously in the wrong you’ve blinded yourself with an ego that might as well doesn’t exist. 

Of course, these thoughts on you are assumptions but that doesn’t change the fact you’re a dipsomaniac with stupid intentions and a stupid mentality. 

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

I am completely fine the way I am, thank you.

I do not have any "mental" issues.

I am not an alcoholic.

You are mistaking me for someone else...

You are unhappy with yourself so you project l your problems onto everyone else, funny huh?

[the-snake-ler]

Oh no! It seems you’re even more blinded by your own delusions you think I drink alcohol and harass other! As much as i’d like to see you spiral into your own misery, I have things to do.. You aren’t one of them.

[the-snake-ler]

So, how are those shoelaces holding up?

Holding up better than your mental stability, that's for sure!

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

You did not... You did not just go there.

[the-snake-ler]

Oh yes I did just go there and I will do it again 

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

Are you looking for a fight?!

[the-snake-ler]

Oh goodness! No, I am not! Could you be civilised for one second?? Anyways, you were the one who brought yourself here, to your horrible mental state and to this little argument here.

Now, why don’t you run along and try to fix yourself instead of breaking others?

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

Why would I fix myself, I'm fine the way I am.

[the-snake-ler]

Pfft! Are you trying to amuse me?? You’re a wreck! You’re a drunkard! Why would you been insulted about me crossing the boundaries of your depleting mental stability if you didn’t have exactly what I said you did. 

Are you delusional as well? I might as well say you’re so obviously in the wrong you’ve blinded yourself with an ego that might as well doesn’t exist. 

Of course, these thoughts on you are assumptions but that doesn’t change the fact you’re a dipsomaniac with stupid intentions and a stupid mentality. 

[the-snake-ler]

So, how are those shoelaces holding up?

Holding up better than your mental stability, that's for sure!

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

You did not... You did not just go there.

[the-snake-ler]

Oh yes I did just go there and I will do it again 

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

Are you looking for a fight?!

[the-snake-ler]

Oh goodness! No, I am not! Could you be civilised for one second?? Anyways, you were the one who brought yourself here, to your horrible mental state and to this little argument here.

Now, why don’t you run along and try to fix yourself instead of breaking others?

[the-snake-ler]

So, how are those shoelaces holding up?

Holding up better than your mental stability, that's for sure!

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

You did not... You did not just go there.

[the-snake-ler]

Oh yes I did just go there and I will do it again 

[the-snake-ler]

So, how are those shoelaces holding up?

Holding up better than your mental stability, that's for sure!

[the-snake-ler]

Sorry if that sounds rude, but can I ask why is your name Snake? :0

It is quite a long story, I’m afraid to bore you with it..

[the-snake-ler]

I overheard Night saying some really mean stuff about you ÔvÔ

Excuse me? How awfully rude of him. However, thanks for telling me about this ridiculous situation, i'll gladly inform him on the matter :)

[the-snake-ler]

Heyyyyy~ Snake man what's up!

Oh, nothing much, just on a break for now, what about you? Even if I am quite a busy person and have much to do, I can’t help but notice rumors starting to spread between you and that eboy.. but maybe those are just rumors, hm?

also stop trying to expose me

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

I was gonna prank you but now that you're talking about those rumours, I might as well explain them to you

[ask-pink-finch-deactivated20240]

Ah uh? Hobo? Cmon man the plan?!!!! Also they're just rumors!!! I don't talk to the guy D: Everybody just likes to talk and spread rumors none of it is true!!!

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

The rumours exist for a good reason you know, you look like a red lollipop every time he even walks past

[ask-pink-finch-deactivated20240]

I have ROSACEA I'm ALWAYS red

[the-snake-ler]

Excuses, excuses, you’re EXTRA red around the bloke!

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

Speak your truth Snake-ler!

[ask-pink-finch-deactivated20240]

Whatever. I'm going home. Glad you two are having fun tho.

[the-snake-ler]

Hmm..? Is that humiliation I sense? Awhh, it’s okay Pink, I always knew you didn’t have the guts to do anything about it! How disappointing.. condolences.

[the-snake-ler]

Heyyyyy~ Snake man what's up!

Oh, nothing much, just on a break for now, what about you? Even if I am quite a busy person and have much to do, I can’t help but notice rumors starting to spread between you and that eboy.. but maybe those are just rumors, hm?

also stop trying to expose me

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

I was gonna prank you but now that you're talking about those rumours, I might as well explain them to you

[ask-pink-finch-deactivated20240]

Ah uh? Hobo? Cmon man the plan?!!!! Also they're just rumors!!! I don't talk to the guy D: Everybody just likes to talk and spread rumors none of it is true!!!

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

The rumours exist for a good reason you know, you look like a red lollipop every time he even walks past

[ask-pink-finch-deactivated20240]

I have ROSACEA I'm ALWAYS red

[the-snake-ler]

Excuses, excuses, you’re EXTRA red around the bloke!

[the-snake-ler]

Heyyyyy~ Snake man what's up!

Oh, nothing much, just on a break for now, what about you? Even if I am quite a busy person and have much to do, I can’t help but notice rumors starting to spread between you and that eboy.. but maybe those are just rumors, hm?

also stop trying to expose me

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

I was gonna prank you but now that you're talking about those rumours, I might as well explain them to you

[ask-pink-finch-deactivated20240]

Ah uh? Hobo? Cmon man the plan?!!!! Also they're just rumors!!! I don't talk to the guy D: Everybody just likes to talk and spread rumors none of it is true!!!

[the-snake-ler]

Awh, what plan? Did I interrupt something important? Also, you’ve got to be kidding me, I saw your little exchanges together, just admit it already 

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

Look, even the slithering man ships it

[the-snake-ler]

Adorable, really :) 

Too bad it will only stay a nice thought if one of you don’t actually do something about it..

[the-snake-ler]

Heyyyyy~ Snake man what's up!

Oh, nothing much, just on a break for now, what about you? Even if I am quite a busy person and have much to do, I can’t help but notice rumors starting to spread between you and that eboy.. but maybe those are just rumors, hm?

also stop trying to expose me

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

I was gonna prank you but now that you're talking about those rumours, I might as well explain them to you

[ask-pink-finch-deactivated20240]

Ah uh? Hobo? Cmon man the plan?!!!! Also they're just rumors!!! I don't talk to the guy D: Everybody just likes to talk and spread rumors none of it is true!!!

[the-snake-ler]

Awh, what plan? Did I interrupt something important? Also, you’ve got to be kidding me, I saw your little exchanges together, just admit it already 

[the-snake-ler]

Heyyyyy~ Snake man what's up!

Oh, nothing much, just on a break for now, what about you? Even if I am quite a busy person and have much to do, I can’t help but notice rumors starting to spread between you and that eboy.. but maybe those are just rumors, hm?

also stop trying to expose me

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

I was gonna prank you but now that you're talking about those rumours, I might as well explain them to you

[the-snake-ler]

Oh enlighten me all about it :)

[the-snake-ler]

Heyyyyy~ Snake man what's up!

Oh, nothing much, just on a break for now, what about you? Even if I am quite a busy person and have much to do, I can’t help but notice rumors starting to spread between you and that eboy.. but maybe those are just rumors, hm?

also stop trying to expose me

[thnewspaper-deactivated20240123]

can u cover the story of how the president lost his shoelaces

Shocking statement revealed by the white house!

The president's shoelaces were stolen, suspect has not yet been caught.

This morning the white house released a statement about how late at night, the white house was broken into. The president has not yet recovered enough from the shock of their shoelaces being stolen to make a statement for the Thnewspaper.

Witnesses say the suspect has a tall green man with a "lizardly frame", and I might have caught the exact moment the president's shoelaces were stone on camera! But I cannot release that evidence yet, because the case against the suspect is still on-going and I don't want to get sued.

But I did get a picture of the crime being committed.

Author: Aya-ler

[the-snake-ler]

Oh my, who could’ve done such a thing?