They Don't Own My Ass Hole

Madeline (she/her) - UK - 18 - Mainly FH/RT/AH Instagram: MadelineJessica Twitter: @breaking_mads

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babies playing with pets scare me

please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™

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Someone: *doesn’t text me back for two hours* Me: *waits like 4 minutes to respond bc I’m ignoring them back*

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mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

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Is This Your Card? – Off Topic #28

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EVERYONE IS STARTING TO REVINE THIS HELP “:^)”

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Chill out!!!

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Psoyche!

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omg 

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yall that pic of michael from the new heroes and halfwits looks like something that would go on the cover of a magazine

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i dont have enough money to upgrade my phone to something that pokemon go will even attempt to run on so in the meantime im living vicariously through everyones stories which have been anywhere between adorable, hilarious, and terrifying

so far ive heard of

a guy discovering the town hes lived in for 10 years and getting enthralled by local history he keeps learning about on park plaques

finding magikarp in your shower

someone got arrested for walking around a graveyard at 3 am looking??? for??? pokemon??? hol y shit? or something like that??? 

the police station memo in australia politely and cutely asking “budding pokemon trainers” not to actually come in to the police station for the sandshrew sneaking around in there, and that they can catch it by being close to the building, and to “look both ways before crossing the street”

speaking of which, some person who had pokego for only 15 minutes and successfully crossed a 4 lane intersection for a pokemon

someone went out to catch pokemon and found an actual baby bird and is now attempting to take care of it and research the proper ways of caring and aiding a small bird in recovery

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also

and

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and then .. this 

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Reblogging for that last one

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SHE APPEARED ON MY MONEY..

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This is the money clefairy, reblog and money will come your way

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