The Spring Bean

I'm a person who does art. How original.

[baleful-meat-worm]

helen arcade carpet colours

[the-spring-bean]

Me at the clurb:

Twerking hard or hardly twerking?

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[the-spring-bean]

In a world of massages and chills, I was a back scratch kinda girl.

[merrigelblogs]

“Why should Christmas get all the cool sweaters???” -Mabel Pines probably

[pipistrellus]

#the miracle of the eight day fire hazard

[teaboot]

The episode would end with it dangerously heating up after the final candle is lit. She would then have to throw it at the monster of the week, where it would erupt into flames like a deus ex machina IED. We would learn an important lesson about family or friendship or trust or whatever, and also probably something important about not wearing clothes with batteries in them. It would be immediately replaced by a glittery back-up sweater so reflective and shiny that everyone in a 20 yard radius would be blinded trying to look at it. I can see it in my mind

[teaboot]

Like this

[the-spring-bean]

Oh, Michael Shelly. Forever will you crawl about the spiraling crevices of my brain.

[zencaia]

Skrunkle

[the-spring-bean]

Dear Redbubble,

With the absolute shit ton of stolen art and ai on your website, I ask you to reflect on yourself, acknowledge your faults, and question your priorities. I just want to print stickers of my blebbing Bulbasaur; is that too much to ask? I understand why you refused my fanart, but I do not respect you in the slightest.

Poor regards,

Springbean.

[mispelled]

Animatic I did for one of my classes! Original storyboards under the cut

Bonus- here’s the piece from four years ago that its loosely based on:

[the-spring-bean]

The inside of my body smells like corn chips.

[the-spring-bean]

Last night three rats skittered across my feet and a voice was startled out from me that said, "hello mouse. Squeak, squeak, squeak." They then dragged me into an alleyway and I was never heard from again.

[the-spring-bean]

Okay, here me out:

AU where everything is the exact same except ice cream can be eaten either hot or cold because all dairy has been replaced by synthetics so it is incapable of melting.

[the-spring-bean]

Me being patted by security after going through the metal detector 9 times:

Ya, I just got my colon double pierced. Was totally worth it, but it makes TSA a bitch.

[indigonite]

slowly carving my way through a lineup of avatars

[indigonite]

better quality for these bad boys

[the-spring-bean]

These. These are the ones I like. These are some damn good designs and a great example of how to make characters look good without them being pretty-boy-anime-protagonists.

[the-spring-bean]

I think my problem with Jane Prentiss fanart is that too many of y'all artists keep drawing her as "pretty girl full of worms" when all I want is "eldritch horror I met in a basement."

[the-spring-bean]

Skeletal Alien Salivan:

I a-m n-o-t a g-o-o-d c-u-d-d-l-e… m-y b-o-d-y i-s n-i-n-e-t-y p-e-r-c-e-n-t m-a-d-e o-f e-l-b-o-w-s.

[the-spring-bean]

I think my problem with Jane Prentiss fanart is that too many of y'all artists keep drawing her as "pretty girl full of worms" when all I want is "eldritch horror I met in a basement."