funny man hell

exhausted 24/7 (they/he)

[hungwy]

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

[transfemininomenon]

she makes me poop

and i make her pee

[kidneybones]

Calling them the Suicide Squ

[jame7t]

fuck. I just had my amazing digital breakfast.

[christianstepmoms]

Terrible news! There's been a massive recall!

Prepare for your Amazing Digital Salmonella!

[jame7t]

Jesus Christ. I have to call my friends Jax, Pomni, Eel, Ragatha, Kingler, Crane, Zooble, Spiral, Whisper, Whimper, Dr. Curmudgeon, Cryptotheism, Hollow Mile, Randy, Dan Randy, Zooble, Zort, Grindr, Lucky, Fucker 2, Edwain, Sorceror, BattleMeal, Mr Beast, and all of the Amazing Digital Crew to warn them!!!

[sm2k99]

XINA KWAN: I wonder if miguel would kindate imzadi with me

[sloppystyle]

[foulserpent]

*godon ramsey voice* THE CHICKEN IS CRUFIFIED!!!! ITS ON THE FUCKING CROSS!!!!! *cut to shaky cam footage of a raw rotisserie hchicken on a tiny cross

[scwibbs]

Squeege for.... @the-squeege? im seeing double!

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

[the-squeege]

my grup who I missed so much @sm2k99

[the-squeege]

Made a TADC sona! Finished just in time to post after watching the movie. Go see it in theaters if you can! It was a great time :)

[valentimaery-deactivated2024073]

Happy pride month by the way :3

[the-squeege]

happy pride :3

[sm2k99]

Spider-Man 2099 Animated Movie 2027 Trailer Script

this summer...

everyone's favorite spider-man...

is coming to the big screen

*eye of the tiger starts playing*

*an alarm goes off*

lyla, voiced by anya taylor-joy: miguel, you have 15 unread messages!

miguel, voiced by owen wilson: I don't wanna read themmmm

*lyla makes a phone ringing noise and turns into a hologram of gabriel*

gabriel, voiced by adam sandler: cmon miguel you can't keep working for alchemax! we barely hang out anymore!!

miguel: *falls back asleep*

two brothers will find themselves

miguel: I can't believe tyler stone made me the head of the genetics program, now I can do whatever I want and not worry about him getting on my case!

*camera pans to reveal tyler standing over miguel's shoulder*

miguel: he's right behind me isn't he

and maybe something else

miguel: I got into a freak accident that made me half spider and now alchemax is hunting me down, what am I supposed to do???

lyla: would you like a photo of a cat to make you feel better?

miguel: UGH!

keeping a secret

*miguel flies across the sky and almost gets hit by a flying car* hey, I'm gliding here!

is harder than it looks

gabriel: hey miguel have you seen that spider-man guy swinging around? weird, huh? unrelated but why are you always sweaty lately

miguel: I'm...doing a lot of cardio

gabriel: in a day of the dead costume?

miguel: ...because it's killing me!! get it?

*music cuts out and the two brothers stare at each other in silence*

lyla: *sad trombone noise*

this summer is going to be

montage of slapstick

venom kron twerking

miguel "aaawkward"

this summer is going to be...

*montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending*

gabriel doing a head spin

"LIIIIIIIIIIT"

this summer is going to be...!

*montage of every time they say "2099" in the movie*

2099

Spider-Man 2099

[thechristmasof1997and2000]

ant compliation

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my one coworker (the one who listens to Rick & Morty dubstep) is a notoriously messy eater and brings insane amounts of snacks and candy to work every day and just leaves them around, open, crumbs everywhere, for someone else to deal with

anyway today she said ants laid eggs in her purse

[cheaphalloweencostume]

for everyone confused about Rick & Morty dubstep: it’s full episodes worth of dialogue remixed into dubstep

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I had to take out the bathroom garbage and one of them was full of ants from fucking Ants Purse Johnson

[bogleech]

Reblogging for the incredibly rare and unique variety of information in this post. I don’t think this combination of facts is ever going to be repeated together or ever has been.

[sm2k99]

who's up and PAREIDOLIA