SS (super Slut)

The slutter of sluts

[the-super-slut]

Dude if I was owned by a pire of vamps they’d think I’m the stupidest shit ever in bed.

Thems: “Whose cock is this?” ;)

Me: “ mine?? “Whilst thinking to myself they must be stupid one

[the-super-slut]

Got @werewolf-mp3 to draw the shithousery post

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[the-super-slut]

Heated rivalry creating hockey fans is like Arcane creating LoL players they have no idea how bad it is out here

[the-super-slut]

It feels cruel to come back a new person but seemingly this has all stayed the same

[the-super-slut]

So like you’re drunk or whatever else but cause ts in your blood the vamp gets drunk too type shit

[the-super-slut]

I’d be a fool either way but I wanna be a fool who trusted his heart

[allpiesforourown]

Cuddy and Thirteen look like goddesses in every scene then House shows up looking like he's 5 days post mortem

[the-super-slut]

He’s in pain

[allpiesforourown]

Yeah I'm in pain when I have to look at him too

[the-super-slut]

[allpiesforourown]

Cuddy and Thirteen look like goddesses in every scene then House shows up looking like he's 5 days post mortem

[the-super-slut]

He’s in pain

[the-super-slut]

If my twink male wife became a chad male wife but my new twink *evil* male wife looked him I think I’d keep him around.

[the-super-slut]

I just might be a vampire cause how the fuck I bite a hole through my Invisalign

[doubleca5t]

I mean on the one hand, yes, shipping spongebob characters is certifiably absurd and people who do it do not deserve rights but on the OTHER hand if you took Spongebob and Squidward's personalities and dropped them into, say, a pair of anime girls from a gacha game or two white guys from a teen drama everyone would be like "oh of COURSE this is a big ship"

[doubleca5t]

glad to see everyone reading this post is just as upset as I was when I thought of it

[the-super-slut]

If you can’t ship characters in their OG form you’re nothing but a coward and all of your ships are destined to sink since they’re built on you poor foundation

[werewolfdotcom]

Putting him over the curb like a good father

[the-super-slut]

Mfs be like “it came to me in a dream” okay and? I came in you mind

[the-super-slut]

So like drinking game never have a I ever right. But everytime someone says something I drink no matter way cause I like drinking. But I just wait and see how weird they’ll make it before they catch on

[the-super-slut]

Mfw English class built around Frankenstein. First discussion “what’s your fav monster?” Is an intro question had to not say I’d fuck em

[the-super-slut]

Man our tv just turns itself on sometimes downstairs and I was using its light to get water but it must’ve ended it’s 15 min idle timer and turned off when I was in the kitchen making me think the power went out or something sinister was amidst and trying to get me.

What if Freddy five bea4?!?!

Or what if sexy pire vamps mopghphkhp

[hungwy]

Who made these worms soggy? Was it you? *pushes you* huh? *pushes you again*

[the-super-slut]

No way don’t bully me I’ll cum or whatever the fuckigm shirt says