Welcome to level seven

I will taze you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet. Indie rp. M!A: None but accepting

[thescarletavenger]

Phillip

[narwhalgiggles]

[rpblogsunited-blog]

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[hunter6289]

so i’m doing research for a speech at school and i find these…

[fyeahclarkgregg]

[the-superagent-blog]

Clark Gregg stops by 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' on October 1, 2013.

[the-superagent-blog]

Gods must hate me|| open

I’ll definitely kill whoever changed my regular coffee for decaf…

[youreallysureaboutthat-deactiva]

"Who would dare do such a thing?  They better not try that on me."

[the-superagent-blog]

Someone is gonna pay for this, my coffee will be avenged!

[youreallysureaboutthat-deactiva]

"I got your back, Phil."

[the-superagent-blog]

"The best agents of SHIELD must stick together in this times of need, also against this children that call themselves superheroes" 

[the-superagent-blog]

Good night, I'm going to bed.

[reactivetesseract]

"That was Loki… I was in the big glowing cube… the orb on Loki’s staff… that was my blood… The poor kid does not listen…" She stated looking over at Coulson.

[the-superagent-blog]

"So why did Odin imprison you?"

[reactivetesseract]

"Well… One I’m usually a bit stronger then him… and during our brief romantic endeavor… He complained and pissed me off soo, I nearly destroyed Asgard… It wasn’t his smartest move… Claiming that any other woman would make for a better wife…"

[the-superagent-blog]

"Not a smart move, not a smart move at all…women are dangerous creatures, beautiful and dangerous creatures. Your power gave us a great deal of trouble while you were imprisoned, I don’t even want to imagine what your real power is and what you can do"

[reactivetesseract]

She smiled looking down,”That is true…” She giggled slightly before looking over to Phil,”Well… If I had all my power I’d be a lot more dangerous…”

[the-superagent-blog]

"You definitely sound like some alien goddess of destruction. I'll try to stay on your good side, just to be careful. I'm just human after all"

[reactivetesseract]

"That was Loki… I was in the big glowing cube… the orb on Loki’s staff… that was my blood… The poor kid does not listen…" She stated looking over at Coulson.

[the-superagent-blog]

"So why did Odin imprison you?"

[reactivetesseract]

"Well… One I’m usually a bit stronger then him… and during our brief romantic endeavor… He complained and pissed me off soo, I nearly destroyed Asgard… It wasn’t his smartest move… Claiming that any other woman would make for a better wife…"

[the-superagent-blog]

"Not a smart move, not a smart move at all...women are dangerous creatures, beautiful and dangerous creatures. Your power gave us a great deal of trouble while you were imprisoned, I don't even want to imagine what your real power is and what you can do"

[the-superagent-blog]

So many new people around, so many new agents...I was to long in Tahiti, butTahiti is a magical place

[the-superagent-blog]

when did this happened?!! So…you’re basically an the alien version of the apple of discord…kind of fits actually…

[reactivetesseract]

"Calm down tiny human… The Tesseract was merely a prison Odin put me in…" She stated looking over the man.

[the-superagent-blog]

"It always has something to do with asgardians"

"So you’re the one who almost killed me…or Loki was, but with your help"

[reactivetesseract]

"That was Loki… I was in the big glowing cube… the orb on Loki’s staff… that was my blood… The poor kid does not listen…" She stated looking over at Coulson.

[the-superagent-blog]

"So why did Odin imprison you?"

[the-superagent-blog]

when did this happened?!! So…you’re basically an the alien version of the apple of discord…kind of fits actually…

[reactivetesseract]

"Calm down tiny human… The Tesseract was merely a prison Odin put me in…" She stated looking over the man.

[the-superagent-blog]

"It always has something to do with asgardians"

"So you're the one who almost killed me...or Loki was, but with your help"

[the-superagent-blog]

when did this happened?!! So...you're basically an the alien version of the apple of discord...kind of fits actually...

[the-superagent-blog]

"...a pleasure to see you Captain"

......

[the-superagent-blog]

Gods must hate me|| open

I’ll definitely kill whoever changed my regular coffee for decaf…

[youreallysureaboutthat-deactiva]

"Who would dare do such a thing?  They better not try that on me."

[the-superagent-blog]

Someone is gonna pay for this, my coffee will be avenged!

[the-superagent-blog]

Gods must hate me|| open

I’ll definitely kill whoever changed my regular coffee for decaf…

[starkindustriesceo]

"What would drive an unstable, immature and troubled soul to carry out such a misdeed? Clearly, whoever it was has no respect for authority, is really really, obnoxious and needs a good slap on the wrist. Or two. Or seven." Tony quirked an eyebrow, "Are your withdrawal symptoms really that bad?"

"Maybe you should try those caffoetine patches. You’d be an interesting addition to coffoholics anonymous, at least. Does SHIELD have a caffeine addicts amnesty evening?"

[the-superagent-blog]

"Great! Just what I needed, oh lord give me patience!" He said massaging his temples. "Stark I'm definitely not in the mood and whoever took it it's gonna regret it, a slap is the least of his problems" 

"He's gonna have a slow and painful death"

[caitydestroyz]

Yeah, we’re gonna have to kill the fish tank.

Coulson, oh my god.

Can u not.

omg, bby

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