Anna please come back

[the-superior-spiderman]

Greetings inferior humans and non humans. I am the Superior Spider-Man. Yes, it is exactly as it sounds.

Feel free to enter my ask box and inquire about my genius. I am open to hear from anyone, no natter how insufferable I may find you or how lacking in intellect you may be.

I am superior to every Spider-Man variant as seen when saving the multiverse from those inheritor dolts. However, I will say that the Spider-Man from earth 1048 is far closer to my genius than the rest.

The die is cast!

[the-superior-spiderman]

After a long Hiatus and some self reflection...

Osborn can still go to hell especially after his recent "savior" acts. If I can't change neither can he.

[the-superior-spiderman]

He "helps" the inferior Spider-Man but still shuns me? The dolt!

[the-superior-spiderman]

After a long Hiatus and some self reflection...

Osborn can still go to hell especially after his recent "savior" acts. If I can't change neither can he.

[mango-kitty-art]

[dailybugle-intern]

New York or Chicago style?

[the-superior-spiderman]

I would like to remind everyone that Horizon Labs and Horizon University fully supports the LGBTQ+ year round as well as offering support to it's employees/students in need of counseling.

With that being said: Do not hide. Do not let them silence you. Never give in to the enemy on principal and do not fear. If all else fails, I will send out my spider-bots to protect anyone who wishes it.

Remember the end goal if this months publicity, to celebrate who you are without worry of prejudice. Not just in the month of June, but for every day to come. Do not let anyone tell you who you are supposed to be, only you know the truth of it. Anyone who tries to is a useless dolt with less a brain than a goblin.

[presidentpoppy]

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility.

This might seem silly but knowing that J. Jonah Jameson is a civil rights activist and thus would be upset with me about rampant transphobia and anti-trans legislature keeps me going. He saw me transition many times and never left.

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

I’D SAY THIS SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.

[the-superior-spiderman]

Another "win" from Jameson as Living Brain instructs me to say

[the-superior-spiderman]

If you are planning a petty theft today or worse I suggest you refrain from such acts until tomorrow. I have plans and will show no mercy if interrupted.

[the-superior-spiderman]

[the-superior-spiderman]

The only Artificial Intelligence I associate with is the programming to my mechanical arms and spider-bots. They work perfectly and never once have I experienced a quality issue.

Living Brain counts too I suppose.

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

🥂Here's to a new year of solely bias news from a sad lonely man with but one idea to point his rage at. Cheers. - @the-superior-spiderman

PROJECTING TONIGHT, ARE WE OTTO? CHEERS. FROM ONE LONELY MAN TO ANOTHER 🥂

[the-superior-spiderman]

In the spirit of the new year I will not instigate a petty squabble over your childish reply. Besides, we have a mutual annoyance for the inferior Spider-Man as something more pleasant to have in common.

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

I’LL DRINK TO THAT. A FEW MORE AND MAYBE I’LL CONSIDER GETTING THE SPIDER-SLAYER OUT OF MY STORAGE LOCKER AND JOINING YOUR BOY BAND. I ASSUME YOU OFFER DENTAL?

[the-superior-spiderman]

Of course, unlike your assumptions of me I'm not a monster. Although, your spider-slayers may need some upgrades before proper field deployment. Perhaps integrating solar power as well as other optimizations would suffice.

[the-superior-spiderman]

My mistake, I see you're referring to the remote controlled one. Yes that would be fine.

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

🥂Here's to a new year of solely bias news from a sad lonely man with but one idea to point his rage at. Cheers. - @the-superior-spiderman

PROJECTING TONIGHT, ARE WE OTTO? CHEERS. FROM ONE LONELY MAN TO ANOTHER 🥂

[the-superior-spiderman]

In the spirit of the new year I will not instigate a petty squabble over your childish reply. Besides, we have a mutual annoyance for the inferior Spider-Man as something more pleasant to have in common.

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

I’LL DRINK TO THAT. A FEW MORE AND MAYBE I’LL CONSIDER GETTING THE SPIDER-SLAYER OUT OF MY STORAGE LOCKER AND JOINING YOUR BOY BAND. I ASSUME YOU OFFER DENTAL?

[the-superior-spiderman]

Of course, unlike your assumptions of me I'm not a monster. Although, your spider-slayers may need some upgrades before proper field deployment. Perhaps integrating solar power as well as other optimizations would suffice.

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

🥂Here's to a new year of solely bias news from a sad lonely man with but one idea to point his rage at. Cheers. - @the-superior-spiderman

PROJECTING TONIGHT, ARE WE OTTO? CHEERS. FROM ONE LONELY MAN TO ANOTHER 🥂

[the-superior-spiderman]

In the spirit of the new year I will not instigate a petty squabble over your childish reply. Besides, we have a mutual annoyance for the inferior Spider-Man as something more pleasant to have in common.

[the-superior-spiderman]

❗️Intellectual and charming single in your area ❗️

🕷⚪️ Qualities: Vigilante, Genius, PhD, Avenger, Super Powered, Rich. ⚪️🕷

[the-superior-spiderman]

Here's to a new year.

[the-superior-spiderman]

If you don't have an secret underwater base then what are you even doing with your finite life?

[the-superior-spiderman]

New years resolution: Integrate solar tech into Horizon University's power grid. Apologize once again to Anna Maria. Call Emma back. Learn Internet slang.

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

Why does the Bugle say such mean things about Doctor Octopus? I swear he's not that bad! :c

…HOW OLD ARE YOU?

[doctoroctavius-offical]

Yeah , really Jameson. listen to this person for once. don’t be so judgmental…relax a little.

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

HOW ABOUT YOU GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU SIX-ARMED SQUID! YOUR POWER IS STUPID AND YOUR IDEAS ON CLEAN ENERGY ARE OUTDATED BY AT LEAST 20 YEARS!

[doctoroctavius-offical]

Wrong cephalopod. And you’ve got some nerve for a newspaper manager. and if i wanted to hurt someone I would’ve done so. i also had a..secret i wanted to share.

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

IS IT ABOUT THE TIME YOU HAD A SECRET LOVE CHILD WITH SPIDER-MAN, CAUSE I KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE. ELLIOT TOLLIVER. REAL SMOOTH WITH THE NAMING THERE.

[an-avillainess]

i didn't know about this… :)

[the-superior-spiderman]

I have nothing to contribute to this.... argument

[the-superior-spiderman]