i need to be put down like a rabid animal

browse the tapeworm posts idk man

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dream smp boys react to you having a tapeworm

dream: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm….

george: DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sapnap: *goes yandere* i-i’m the only one allowed in your guts!!!!!!!!

tommy: tch… thats so fucking unepic. we’re through [y/n]. you lose the internet. kek.

skeppy: you werent suppose to know about that. *slaps you around*

fundy: this is such a pain in the ass.

badboy: *halo*

ponk: umm……… okay

quackity: *slurps the tapeworm out of your mouth and into his stomach* mmm!! yummy snack. thanks [y/n]

[pennydoesstuff]

How I imagine JRWI PCs would react to you getting a tapeworm

Gillion: it is your destiny to have a tapeworm, y/n! the gods have declared it

Chip: where'd you get it? i've been looking for a reliable source

Jay: shoots the tapeworm

William: can i take notes on your gut microbiome?

Dakota: turns you upside down and shakes you violently until the tapeworm falls out, then eats it off the ground

Vyncent: i know someone who got turned into a tapeworm once

Kian: omg that's so cool. i always wanted a tapeworm do you think it would transfer between us if i passionately kissed you

Rolan: ok

Rand: that's fucked up y/n. why are you telling me this

[pennydoesstuff]

As requested, here is an addition with the godslayers!

Peter: lizard, go into their digestive track and retrieve it!

Rumi: wow. fate has willed that you and this tapeworm bond forever. beautiful

Thanatos: L

[burning-sol]

Exandroth: OUGHHH Y/N WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO YOUHAVEMY PET TAPEWORM GIVE ITBACK RIGHT NOW

[jrwi-in-text]

[ID: official art of each of the characters corresponding with the text. The only differing image is a screenshot of tumblr tags reading, "#FAV #SAVE #jrwi #OBSESSEF #PENNY. PENNY CAN YOU ADD THE GODSLAYERSSS PLEEEAAASSEE" preceeding the section with the Apotheosis cast.]

[the-tapeworm-post]

dream smp boys react to you having a tapeworm

dream: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm….

george: DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sapnap: *goes yandere* i-i’m the only one allowed in your guts!!!!!!!!

tommy: tch… thats so fucking unepic. we’re through [y/n]. you lose the internet. kek.

skeppy: you werent suppose to know about that. *slaps you around*

fundy: this is such a pain in the ass.

badboy: *halo*

ponk: umm……… okay

quackity: *slurps the tapeworm out of your mouth and into his stomach* mmm!! yummy snack. thanks [y/n]

[dsmp-heritageposts]

Date of origin: 2021?

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the original version is actually from 2020!! this one is just a remake for archival purposes

dream smp boys react to you having a tapeworm

dream: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm…. george: DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sapnap: *g

[tu-es-gegg]

QSMP MEMBERS REACT TO YOU GETTING A TAPEWORM

foolish: man thats crazzzyyyyyyy hahehah

roier: *sniff* fucking unfair!!!!!! i thought i could be in your culo!!!!!!!

slimecicle: *slurps up tapeworm out of your mouth into his stomach* *traumadumps*

bagehera: oh ok!! i thought they werent real

cellbit: interesting... *adds tapeworm to google doc*

etoiles: did you know tape worm is litterally weakest worm to this enchantment "bane of worms 5" and you can only get thsi enchantment if youre dumb and go into this specific dungeon that has cobblestone and i am dumb so i beat it in three seconds and also-

pac: woah!

maximus: oh sorry that one is mine

badboy: *halo* O-O

[the-tapeworm-post]

Do you know about the qsmp tapeworm post

NO?? tumblr user rose-the-nerd you have to send me the qsmp tapeworm post you cant say that with no followup. thats like waving a treat in front of a dogs face qnd putting it back in the bag

[hermitpermits]

help i just wanted to make a q!4maxhalo chart then it kept getting bigger

[hermitpermits]

#im betting these dynamics will change before this has even been queue’d out#new gay sex has hit the qsmp

#ah…. the time before mpreg was introduced#<- prev#it... it wasn't actually#it's a deadly parasite#not a baby

my chart is in shambles

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[keroseneinhalers]

gnfkittens react to you having a tapeworm

okay everyone put ur reactions below NOW

[keroseneinhalers]

id swallow another (to give it a friend)

[keroseneinhalers]

TQ: *heavy sigh* ok well I don't have any clue what I'm looking for here but. I'll try my best *pulls out knife and begins cutting your stomach open to try take out the tapeworm*

[keroseneinhalers]

i turn into a tapewrom and we are tapeworsm in love

[keroseneinhalers]

id drive u to the hospital to get u some meds ^-^

[keroseneinhalers]

uegh. loser....... your gut biome is ALL fucked up now.....

[keroseneinhalers]

i suction my mouth aroumd ur asshole and suck it out like spaghetti

[keroseneinhalers]

you got a tapeworm... without me?:( babe..

[keroseneinhalers]

awww tapewogie i accept you for who you are *laces all your food with biltricide and ivermectin*

[keroseneinhalers]

i stab u. cannot let the disease spread. it ends with you.

[manjirosano]

saiki k characters reacting to you having a tapeworm

Saiki: *sighs* What a pain. *teleports it outside of your body*

Kaidou: A tapeworm you say?… this must be the doings of Dark Reunion.. *unwraps right hand* Heh, I will extract it at once

Nendou: Let’s go get some Ramen

Aren: *beats the shit out of it*

Toritsuka: That’s so hot

Hairo: A WORM IS NO PROBLEM. WE CAN EXTRACT IT BY PUTTING IT TO HARD WORK. READY? LETS START BY DOING A 500 METER RUN IN UNDER A MINUTE. WE WILL PUSH OURSELVES HARDER. READY? G

Teruhashi: a tapeworm? Well, that’s no problem! Once it sees how pretty I am it’ll come right out of you!

Tapeworm: ofu…!

Mera: *drooling* A worm you say.. ah… can I eat it, huh? Can I? Can I really?…

Touma: A worm? A tapeworm?? You mean a cestoda? Ah how interesting… funny that you’d have one! I’ve never had one myself but I’ve heard they’re pretty hard to handle. Oh— sorry if I confused you. Cestodas are the scientific names for tapeworms, theyre a class of parasitic worms in the flatworm, aka Platyhelminthes phylum! They’re ribbon-like if you just wanted know. It’s interesting you have one wriggling inside of you at this very moment. Pardon me if im being intruding but what does it feel like? Is it

Saiko: Hahaha! A worm..?! Of course someone of your class would have one, I wonder if its from all of that commoner food you eat. Tsk… terrible isn’t it. Aren’t you jealous? I’ve never had one in my life. If i ever had one I could simply pay it to leave afterall.

[bongwateriero]

how the mcr members would react to you having a tapeworm

gerard: oh hehehe. um *blushes* for real?? *giggles* when you get it out can i keep it…

mikey: tch. pathetic

ray: let me get it out for you!!

frank: WHAT?? NO WAY *punches a hole in you* RAHHHGHHHHH *rips out the tapeworm and smashes it with his guitar* ARHHGGGGHH

[keroseneinhalers]

[the-tapeworm-post]

if any of you tapeworm post tommy i will hunt you down that cannot be my legacy IT CANT he cant see it

[its-elvie-innit]

I miss citizen memes I miss analysis posts I miss no distinction between character and creator I miss dsmpblr talking about history books I miss colon emoji name colon I miss lighthearted traitor jokes I miss bad animatics I miss gaslight posts I miss crazy wacky dsmpblr events I miss live polls I miss Twitter thinks we're love interests I miss irrational-rational dsmptwt hate I miss crazy kooky blog names I miss streams not being called lore I miss no 3-death system I miss 'dsmp fandom wiki writers r insane' quotes I miss dsmp tailor posts I miss unhinged sootbur copypasta I miss awful cursed canon discussions I miss prime bell I miss youtube membership I miss badboyhalo skeppy mansion I miss georgenotfound onlyfans I miss community welcome blog discussions I miss imposter blogs

[its-elvie-innit]

I miss dash newsreel I miss dsmp fans making textile projects I miss tommyreddit I miss social media alignment posts I miss inniter posts I miss we hate inniters I miss philza will save us posts I miss 100 people following I miss tapeworm post I miss close community I miss mcyt facebook I miss anti apologists I miss anarchy2020 I miss dream kinnie I miss dreamceler copypasta I miss tubbo DNA clip I miss head bop inniters I miss bad discord roles I miss he/they tubbo day I miss scared of the sixteenth I miss blog countdowns I miss roleplayers I miss fucked up clingyduo dynamic I miss bad duo names I miss 10 person dsmp I miss hotdogs van jokes I miss realistic minecraft fics I miss radio stations playing heatwaves I miss evil enderwalk I miss fucked up schlatt I miss vod archives I miss confused fans I miss picking up information I miss niki characterization I miss casual misogyny tax I miss colorblock karl I miss george sleeping through everything I miss no tommy is going to quit dsmp exile arc I miss european vs Americans I miss burg vs berg I miss lmanburg anthem I miss knowing why we did 07 I miss velvet is the egg

[its-elvie-innit]

I miss old dsmp music I miss tommy braces I miss niki ranboo siblings I miss ponk can't keep a damn tree I miss dr ponk I miss Kanye I miss lil Nas x canon I miss purpled kpop tweet I miss crafting tables I miss I <3 penis I miss fundy toe baby I miss discs being better I miss Fran discourse I miss pet wars i miss sapnap apology I miss innocentbo talk I miss blue premium bond I miss mischief makers I miss 'I miss clingyduo :(' I miss :] :) posts I miss thunder1408 I miss prime church is a protected area I miss dteam getting smited I miss omnipotent callahan I miss server messages I miss first ever christmas I miss dog army I miss purpled ufo I miss gay Walmart I miss never using old builds I miss youngest on the server I miss big billboard pictures I miss shitty images I miss messed up roller coaster I miss purpled skeleton lake I miss retconned karl I miss Mexican lmanburg I miss flatty patty I miss quotation mark script leaks quotation mark I miss Obama I miss . I miss. I miss.

[its-elvie-innit]

I MISS YÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOÒÒOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEN BOY

[the-tapeworm-post]

sooo how are you feeling. eret knows about the tapeworm post now

theres no confirmation she knows therefore she doesnt <3 cant feel existential dread if i ignore what causes it!

[the-tapeworm-post]

ive been informed that they have made a post confirming theyve seen it. i am going to perish

[the-tapeworm-post]

sooo how are you feeling. eret knows about the tapeworm post now

theres no confirmation she knows therefore she doesnt <3 cant feel existential dread if i ignore what causes it!

[the-tapeworm-post]

the next person to reblog the post with the intent of showing eret is getting put on blast. sick em boys type shit

[takabapilled]

Is this because of me

[the-tapeworm-post]

yes <3

[the-tapeworm-post]

the next person to reblog the post with the intent of showing eret is getting put on blast. sick em boys type shit

[the-tapeworm-post]

dream smp boys react to you having a tapeworm

dream: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm….

george: DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sapnap: *goes yandere* i-i’m the only one allowed in your guts!!!!!!!!

tommy: tch… thats so fucking unepic. we’re through [y/n]. you lose the internet. kek.

skeppy: you werent suppose to know about that. *slaps you around*

fundy: this is such a pain in the ass.

badboy: *halo*

ponk: umm……… okay

quackity: *slurps the tapeworm out of your mouth and into his stomach* mmm!! yummy snack. thanks [y/n]

[vigilante-dyke]

@theeretblr come take a look

[the-tapeworm-post]

i am going to bite you