Garrett

18, College Student, Employed, California

[sa-nne]

Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid, not blind.

Unknown (via golden-needle)

[nevvzealand-deactivated20130227]

happy birthday someone

[stop-chicken-nugget-abuse-deact]

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

[asian]

i think about you everyday

and it makes me sad

[swamped]

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

[bumsoftum]

[psych0socialll]

[4gifs]

[drythroats]

Accurate. 100%.

[bumsoftum]

[stephdowell]

A defining moment in children television history.

[3mcgriddles-deactivated20151029]

i want a nasty bitch that would grab my dick during grace @ Thanksgiving Dinner 

[the-teets]

Reblogging again

[yourbabygxrl-deactivated2015012]

i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D

[autumnblood]

imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray

[acidocasualidad]

[juhhbooty]

Every kid should be this appreciative

[neghenaha]

That’s my child right there.

[definitive]

[yellowcrayonwillow-archive]

[baluchx]

this accurately describes my life.

[the-teets]

I'll give you something to cry about you little shit.

[the-teets]

Picture from the Russian sleep experiment.

[unvocalise]

Life lessons: Trust no one and fear no bitch