Adding a third sentence

I take two sentence stories (or posts) and add a goofy third sentence! I usually go after 2 sentence horror but nothing is safe tbh. If you want me to remove one of your posts I reblogged, just shoot me a DM.

[estavionpira]

I was having such a nice day...

Surprise! There is the German.

[the-third-sentence]

I love living in Germany

[sorebelflower]

i didn't mind having only half siblings

until I saw the creature.

[the-third-sentence]

My cat.

[monsterbloodbath]

My kidnappers didn’t know I was pregnant when they locked me in this cage

At least I’ll be able to eat soon.

2 Sentence horror story by u/traumafactory28 on Reddit.

[the-third-sentence]

They told me meal times are at 9, 12, and 6, they are some very kind kidnappers.

[coyotedrawcoyote]

I went in to get bottom surgery but., The doctor did it backwards so iHave two dicks now.

[the-third-sentence]

Now I have to find the guy with two buttholes.

[two-sentence-horror]

"We're gonna eat peaches for dessert!" announced my mother cheerfully.

I always found my best friend's name completely ridiculous.

[the-third-sentence]

His name was Bartholomew Ridikulus the IV.

[shortscarystories]

[the-third-sentence]

Unfortunately I am a baby without object permanence.

[shortscarystories]

[the-third-sentence]

And I've made you spaghetti. :)

[guyawks]

Our dairy farm still prints photos of missing children on all our milk cartons.

It’s educational for consumers to know what each dairy cow was fed.

[the-third-sentence]

That's why we also put pictures of grass on the cartons.

[cl0udyd4z3]

you're a cashier, and you finally have time to use the bathroom at work. a customer walks in.

[the-third-sentence]

"oh I'm so sorry, the stall door wasn't locked" they said.

[starri-shattered]

So, we kinda put your boyfriend in a washing machine with a red sock, and he’s purple now. Sorry ab- wait, what do you mean he wasn’t blue before?

[the-third-sentence]

"🥸" said the blue sock.

[two-sentence-horror]

"You have committed a grave sin, laying with a man outside the bounds of marriage."

He was no man.

[the-third-sentence]

Said the Witch-King of Angmar.

[falcondog587]

[the-third-sentence]

"Thank you for that information, Knuckles." Sonic replied

[please-recycle]

[the-third-sentence]

Said the Imposter standing behind Cheryl.

[count-not-dracula]

I thought he was going to peg me but it wasn’t a strap in his bag. It was a wooden stake.

[the-third-sentence]

"This is the wooden stake I have gay sex with" he said.

[maybelles-colony]

TWO SENTENCE HORROR STORY CHAINNNNN, I'LL START!

When I turn off the lights, it's not the dark I'm afraid of...

it's the thing that keeps turning them back on...

[the-third-sentence]

"STOP TURNING OFF THE DAMN LIGHTS" yelled Marshal, who is comically scared of the dark.

[c1nnamunn]

One of my favorite posts on that site

[the-third-sentence]

Then out of the little rowboat came 30 tiny cars.

[teathattast]

[the-third-sentence]

"Would you like some jelly beans" she continued