The Wastelands

Blog for my oc who is the embodiment of the wastes Art done by @/apothecaryofdigitalis

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“Welcome to The Beginning”

“We are the three deities.”

“I am Numbness.”

“I AM BEGINNING.”

“I am Nothing…”

OOC UNDER CUT

Hello! I am @weird-random-silly-gambler and I just had a relapse for echorona! This is my blog for the wastelands, and more importantly, their embodiment.

Rules:

1: No NSFW. Suggestive stuff is ok though.

2: DNI for bigots, harassment, etc.

3: no rule 4 or 5.

6: 3 is right.

4: 6 and 3 are wrong.

5: 4 is right.

7: Multifandom interactions are alright.

8: Please ask about shipping if you want to ship with this character… area… god… whatever the fuck

Speaking:

[Narration and by extension, myself!]

“BEGINNING SPEAKS LIKE THIS.”

“Numbness speaks like this.”

“Nothing speaks like this.”

“All three”

Tags:

#[desolate winds] -> asks

#[tales once told] -> reblogs and interactions with known characters

#[art] -> art

#ooc -> self explanatory

Appearance:

Lore and tidbits:

Four deities who took part in creating the original land. As other gods developed, they got lonely as kingdoms and tribes were formed and the wastelands remained unchanged.

They all have different opinions on that. Beginning is angry, Numbness wants them to do want they want, and Nothing thinks that the wastes don’t deserve lifeforms anymore.

Their masks spin around the head

Where ever a mask isn’t, there is a blackened pit in the head

Cannot stand

Plural I think (used to be a hive mind)

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do you know a woman named asphodel by chance.. /silly

“Asphodel?”

“It seems familiar. Can’t say I’ve heard that name before.”

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You too must be chived

Tis a rite of passage

[Sorry but you gotta narrow it down further. Is chived getting seasoned, stabbed, or stoned. Please specify.]

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Important question : is it at all possible to hug the wastes?

“We are much too big. If spreading out counts as a hug, then yes. It is quite easy.”

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*tap tap tap taptaptap tap tap*

“…”

“Please quit it.”

“STOP. NOW.”

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You should consider learning to play a flute

“Why? Seems like a waste of time.”

“…”

“Well we have one… we might as well…”

“…Ok.”

[The Wastes picked up a flute, and practiced for a couple hours.]

[They had a good time.]

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give you a shrine made of 10 ton of Tattered Metal Sheets and 1 ton of Whoopie-Cushions

“AS WE DESERVE. BOW.”

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In the beginning......

“What?”

“You forgot to continue.”

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Lo, where should a weary traveler rest in the ashlands?

“Never. No bit of our wastelands are safe. It would do you well to simply leave.”

“Oh… we wish you could stay… but you would get hurt…”

“SCRAM.”

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hello hi how are you

“Great. Just… thinking.”

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@sands-of-karak

WASTES

YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN CLOSE TO THE DESERT... YET WITH THE SANDS YOU HAVE NEVER TALKED.

GREETINGS, WASTES. TIS ABOUT TIME.

“While your coral grows wild, your sands tie us to you.”

“Thank you for honoring us so greatly.”

[sands-of-karak]

OF COURSE, OF COURSE.

YOUR GRANDEUR DESERVES NO LESS.

HAVE YOUR WINDS BLOWN IN FAVOURABLE DIRECTIONS?

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“Yes. The splendor for your tower is much better than our size, a beautiful sight, by the way. To grow instead of to change… thank you.”

“Our winds blow fiercely. I can’t say it doesn’t discomfort us.”

“It feels like something is getting closer.”

“Are your winds favorable?”

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Why don’t we

“Because

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Why don’t we know.

“Because you forgot us…”

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When did we leave.

“After the beginning of time.”

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Why did we leave

“BECAUSE YOU’RE A COWARD.”

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*deploys the wastelambs*

“WEAK, PITIFUL CREATURES THAT CAN’T EVEN HUNT FOR THEMSELVES. PATHETIC.”

“Beginning, don’t say that…”

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