Twilit Ganondorf's Resurgence

At long last... I have found them...

[russieraholic]

Big Shop Sale!

So I got a 4 star review on my shop. Not the biggest deal but it was because the post office didn’t ship it in time and it didn’t have to do with me at all so I’m kinda bummed.

I need to recover from that, so everything in my shop is now 50% off. And hey like, I know maaaybe this is a little bit of a shady practice but… if you DM me and promise you’ll leave a 5 star review to help my shop, I’ll give you a code for 69% off because I’m funny.

Anyway. My stuff is pretty cool I make pins and earrings for queers like me. And this is also my only source of income so… by doing this you’re helping me stay afloat and build my future.

[qyoaa-deactivated20221114]

You make yuga and I'll make a ganon?

// who this?? idk if we have a ganon or nah

[the-desert-god]

We have two of us.

[the-twilight-god]

This is true.

[the-desert-god]

You are b a n n e d.

[the-twilight-god]

But you just said there are two of us.

[qyoaa-deactivated20221114]

You make yuga and I'll make a ganon?

// who this?? idk if we have a ganon or nah

[the-desert-god]

We have two of us.

[the-twilight-god]

This is true.

[i-yueyue]

[the-twilight-god]

[the-twilight-god]

herm,ytmri chalelnges

[the-twilight-god]

Unbelievable. I sense rumormongering.

[archive-askganondorftobadragmire]

Ah, I see this is a common occurrence with Ganondorfs.

[the-twilight-god]

They say I was irresponsible and manipulative.

[archive-askganondorftobadragmire]

He shrugs.

Most are at one point in their life.

[the-twilight-god]

I still am. I simply do not need others knowing before I can adhere them to my will.

[the-twilight-god]

Unbelievable. I sense rumormongering.

[twili-king-zant]

Gay

[the-twilight-god]

Oh, right. I am supposed to be hiding.

[twili-king-zant]

Wait I thought the gay was the rumor?

Or is it the other Ganon’s calling you stupid?

[the-twilight-god]

Both. Shush.

[twili-king-zant]

You cannot shush me

…unless you kidnap and torture me again, that is possible. I should probably leave but I am a dumbass and will stay

[the-twilight-god]

Zant we cannot give the audience waht they want all the time. We must keep them waiting so when we finally do something like that, it stays unexpected and entertaining.

[twili-king-zant]

Of course. We cannot have that until you finally have sex with Morris, one character arc at a time

[the-twilight-god]

Of course. How does one acquire the gay sex.

[twili-king-zant]

You ask me? You think I get bussy? Fool

[the-twilight-god]

DO NOT LIKE TO ME ZANT. I KNOW YOU DO.

[the-twilight-god]

Unbelievable. I sense rumormongering.

[archive-askganondorftobadragmire]

Ah, I see this is a common occurrence with Ganondorfs.

[the-twilight-god]

They say I was irresponsible and manipulative.

[snowflakes-elf-squad]

I'd have to agree

[the-twilight-god]

I do too. I just do not need others knowing or remembering what I did.

[the-twilight-god]

Unbelievable. I sense rumormongering.

[archive-askganondorftobadragmire]

Ah, I see this is a common occurrence with Ganondorfs.

[the-twilight-god]

They say I was irresponsible and manipulative.

[the-twilight-god]

Unbelievable. I sense rumormongering.

[twili-king-zant]

Gay

[the-twilight-god]

Oh, right. I am supposed to be hiding.

[twili-king-zant]

Wait I thought the gay was the rumor?

Or is it the other Ganon’s calling you stupid?

[the-twilight-god]

Both. Shush.

[twili-king-zant]

You cannot shush me

…unless you kidnap and torture me again, that is possible. I should probably leave but I am a dumbass and will stay

[the-twilight-god]

Zant we cannot give the audience waht they want all the time. We must keep them waiting so when we finally do something like that, it stays unexpected and entertaining.

[twili-king-zant]

Of course. We cannot have that until you finally have sex with Morris, one character arc at a time

[the-twilight-god]

Of course. How does one acquire the gay sex.

[the-twilight-god]

Unbelievable. I sense rumormongering.

[twili-king-zant]

Gay

[the-twilight-god]

Oh, right. I am supposed to be hiding.

[twili-king-zant]

Wait I thought the gay was the rumor?

Or is it the other Ganon’s calling you stupid?

[the-twilight-god]

Both. Shush.

[twili-king-zant]

You cannot shush me

…unless you kidnap and torture me again, that is possible. I should probably leave but I am a dumbass and will stay

[the-twilight-god]

Zant we cannot give the audience waht they want all the time. We must keep them waiting so when we finally do something like that, it stays unexpected and entertaining.

[the-twilight-god]

Unbelievable. I sense rumormongering.

[twili-king-zant]

Gay

[the-twilight-god]

Oh, right. I am supposed to be hiding.

[twili-king-zant]

Wait I thought the gay was the rumor?

Or is it the other Ganon’s calling you stupid?

[the-twilight-god]

Both. Shush.

[the-twilight-god]

Unbelievable. I sense rumormongering.

[twili-king-zant]

Gay

[the-twilight-god]

Oh, right. I am supposed to be hiding.

[the-twilight-god]

Unbelievable. I sense rumormongering.

[the-desert-god]

@the-twilight-god

Have you heard that more of our incarnations have made their appearance here?

[the-twilight-god]

Indeed. However, I have yet to encounter one for myself other than you.

[the-desert-god]

Worry not, the time will come. Quell your enthusiasm for the moment.

[the-twilight-god]

You already know that patience is not an ally of mine.

[archive-askganondorftobadragmire]

Perhaps my appearance will solve this patience problem you have.

[the-twilight-god]

Why yes. Yes, indeed it does.

He smirked, quite pleased.

Come, sit a moment.

[the-desert-god]

@the-twilight-god

Have you heard that more of our incarnations have made their appearance here?

[the-twilight-god]

Indeed. However, I have yet to encounter one for myself other than you.

[the-desert-god]

Worry not, the time will come. Quell your enthusiasm for the moment.

[the-twilight-god]

You already know that patience is not an ally of mine.

[the-desert-god]

@the-twilight-god

Have you heard that more of our incarnations have made their appearance here?

[the-twilight-god]

Indeed. However, I have yet to encounter one for myself other than you.