draco dormiens nunquam titillandus

Tamara. 22. Austria.

[the-unforgivablecurses]

Dumbledore: I supported and protected Harry.

McGonagall: You fucked up a perfectly good human is what you did. Look at him. He's got anxiety.

[memehumor]

Life Hack

[collected-sports-bra]

Thank Fuck!

Me, an Austrian, right now (via collected-sports-bra)

[panharmonium]

watching trump slowly figure out what the presidency actually entails is a lot like what i imagine gilderoy lockhart looked like when the hogwarts teachers called his bluff and sent him into the chamber of secrets

[the-unforgivablecurses]

Watching American movies/shows in which they speak my native language

Me: that’s... that’s not a word

Me: wait what are they saying?

Me: *reads subtitles*

Me: what

[amidalis]

Can’t believe that the devil put all his energy into 2016.

[bumblebeebats]

College professor type 1: any email you send them on Friday or after 4pm on a weekday is lost to the void. Gone. A whisper in the wind. Office hours? 7:00-7:15 on alternate tuesdays. My office is in Montana good fucking luck

College professor type 2: responds within 2 minutes at 3am on a weekend but only in single sentences with no punctuation

[knockturnallley]

Brutal, but no one’s died in years. Someone will vanish occasionally, but they’ll turn up in a month or two!

[knockturnallley]

“The truth is that Ron is my hero. He’s always there for his friends - sometimes belligerently, but there nevertheless. He’s also the comic relief in stressful situations; the funny guy with a great one-liner. And no matter how scared he may be, he will put aside his fears to support and protect the people he loves. To me, that represents true courage.” -Rupert Grint

[in-my-mind-and-my-soul]

By Jim salvati

[jodiefoster]

the bar for 2017 is set so low it’s incredible

[cummingrainbows]

JKR's upcoming film series

The Fantastic Beasts 2 Fantastic 2 Beasts Turbo beasts The Fantastic Beasts: Tokyo Drift Fantastic Beasts Los Beasts Fantastic Five Fantastic Beasts 6 Beasts 7 Fantastic 8

[paprika]

[cearsei]

Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.

[wintrsfells-blog]

after neville takes over as a professor in Hogwarts he gives Molly the names of all the children who don’t receive presents and she knits them all a jumper so at Christmas you get a parade of kids walking around the halls snuggling all these oversized one lettered knitted weasley specials

[the-unforgivablecurses]

Harry: Hey Neville, how are my kids doing at Hogwarts?

Neville: *flashbacks of James in detention for wandering the corridors after curfew, Albus in detention for being caught with his hand down Scorpius Malfoy's pants, Lily in detention for punching a boy who said girls are weak*

Neville: Haha, just peachy! No worries, Harry!

[oxytreza]

Shit, my tea.

Everyone at some point in their life (via oxytreza)