Roach Boy

World’s greatest superhero

[the-unkillable-roach-boy]

can i please get two bands

[the-unkillable-roach-boy]

Dearest Roach Man,

While your public service is commendable, we would greatly appreciate if you could limit the destruction of property during your skirmishes. While we are aware that certain threshold of damage may occur in the line of duty, the constant demolition of public amenities has left the general populace restless. If you allow this level of destruction to continue, we will have no choice but to resort to drastic measures.

suck my dick

[the-unkillable-roach-boy]

Been getting into gooning to amputees lately

[the-unkillable-roach-boy]

ive got a date coming over and normally roach fam and I are chill as shit in this hizzy but i really want to impress this chick ya dig so

if you could call off your goons that would be great

thanks

Yo you got the wrong superhero that’s Hivemind’s thing she controls bugs

[the-unkillable-roach-boy]

roach boy im dying

please roach boy im dying of dehydration from this roach drought

what am i supposed to do without you </3

Log off

[the-unkillable-roach-boy]

Roach Boy I am Big Fan please Send Photos to prove your Identity and for No Other Conceivable Purpose

I think I look a little ugly in this one but here's your goon material

[the-unkillable-roach-boy]

I need money

[the-unkillable-roach-boy]

wheres my roach updates. how am i supposed to live without them

Suck my dick bitch Roach Boy answers to no one

[the-unkillable-roach-boy]

Roach boy whats ur whatsapp

How did you get this number