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I usually post quotes from Skulduggery Pleasant Series, usually ones I find amusing or perhaps just scenes I like. Lots of SPOILERS read at you own risk or take it as an invitation.
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Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 7, Kingdom of the Wicked (Spoilers)
“Wow,” she said. “You’re a great help.”
He frowned. “I’m not really.”
“Yeah. That was sarcasm. Don’t you have sarcasm in this reality?” He didn’t answer and she paled. “Oh my God. You don’t, do you? Oh, you poor people.”
“I don’t know what that word means.”
“Sarcasm? It’s a kind of joke, where you say one thing and mean another.”
“I... still don’t fully understand.”
“It’s OK, you don’t have to.” She patted his arm. “It just means that, right now, I’m the funniest person in the world.”
What am I supposed to do without them. What am I supposed to read if they aren't there kicking the villains ass and making jokes
Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 7, Kingdom of the Wicked (Spoilers)
“Welcome,” Skulduggery said, “to the invisible railroad.”
Valkyrie looked down at the rusted old railway tracks. “Two things,” she said. “First, it’s not invisible. Second, it’s still not invisible. That’s two things immediately wrong with something called the invisible railroad. I could go on.”
Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 7, Kingdom of the Wicked (Spoilers)
“The invisible railroad?”
“I never told you about the invisible railroad?” Skulduggery asked, walking to the Bentley. “Then you’re in for a treat. So long as you like trains. And invisible things.”
“I love invisible things.”
“What are your feelings towards trains?”
“Meh.”
“That’s good enough for me.”
Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 7, Kingdom of the Wicked (Spoilers)
He went to walk past and Grim moved directly into his path. “You’re not getting through.”
“I actually think we are.”
“I’m giving you this one and only warning.”
“How nice of you,” said Skulduggery. “By the way, the sparrow flies south for winter.”
Grim frowned, opened his mouth to form a question and Skulduggery swung his hand up, catching him in the side of the jaw with his palm.
Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 7, Kingdom of the Wicked (Spoilers)
From one scene of violence and death to another – Valkyrie didn’t know how she managed to be so lucky.
.
Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 7, Kingdom of the Wicked (Spoilers)
“If this works, you’re going to be mightily impressed with me.”
“And if it doesn’t work, you could kill him.”
“For the chance to see the look of sheer awe on your face, Valkyrie, I’m willing to risk it.”
Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 7, Kingdom of the Wicked (Spoilers)
She looked at the door. “See, this is where a gun would come in really handy.” She kicked. “Ow! Oh, God!”
“Are you OK?”
“Kicking doors hurts! Even with Ghastly’s boots!”
“Put your weight behind it. Pretend the door is someone who has really annoyed you recently.”
“Can I pretend it’s you?”
“I really don’t see how that would—”
She kicked it, and the door burst open.
Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 7, Kingdom of the Wicked (Spoilers)
We operate with a skeleton staff, if you’ll excuse the expression, Detective.”
“Expression excused,” Skulduggery murmured.
Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 7, Kingdom of the Wicked (Spoilers)
Valkyrie sighed. “Everything is underground. I’m sick of things being underground. Sanctuaries are underground, gaols are underground...” She faltered.
“Wow,” said Skulduggery. “Two things that are underground. That’s a pretty exhaustive list.”
Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 7, Kingdom of the Wicked (Spoilers)
Skulduggery put his hat on. “In order to find a man’s friends, who are the best people to ask?”
Valkyrie smiled. “His enemies.”
Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 7, Kingdom of the Wicked (Spoilers)
“We saw a possible future, and if we’re very unlucky, that future will happen. But you’re not going to destroy the world just because people have seen you destroy the world. You’re going to destroy it for your own reasons.”
“That really fails to make me feel better.”
“I realised that halfway through. Sorry.”
Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 7, Kingdom of the Wicked (Spoilers)
“Wouldn’t it be simpler if this was all on a computer somewhere? It’d take up a bit less space, for a start.”
“Computers crash,” said Skulduggery. “Electronic information can be hacked. Sometimes, hard copy is the way to go.”
“But there’s so much of it,” she whined. “Please tell me that there’s some sort of cool magical search system where the name we seek will suddenly appear to us.”
“Yes,” said Skulduggery. “It’s called Alphabetical Order.”
Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 7, Kingdom of the Wicked (Spoilers)
“I’m so excited right now,” Valkyrie said as they neared.
“Stop complaining.”
“Finally, a reason to go into the fabled Mystical Hall of Magical Cabinets.”
Skulduggery looked at her. “That’s not what it’s called.”
“A chance to sort through millions of files and really do some good old-fashioned detective work. This is where the job gets glamorous. This is where I come alive.”
“You can stop being sarcastic any time now.”
Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 6, Death Bringer (Spoilers)
Book End paragraph-
Because if there was one thing the public was going to love more than a superhero, it was a superhero unmasked – live on air.
Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 6, Death Bringer (Spoilers)
“We’re going to get killed, aren’t we?”
“It looks likely. Our only hope is a surprise attack.”
“They’re looking right at us.”
“Dammit.”
