Wells & Wong Detective Society

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I just finished Death Sets Sail (my copy finally arrived yesterday) and holy crap i am FEELING A LOT OF THINGS I HAVEN’T CRIED THIS MUCH SINCE HARRY POTTER 7 CAME OUT

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The MMU9 synopsis and Robin Steven’s last instagram post make it seem like Daisy dies in the new book. If that happens, we’re going to have to form a crowd like the one outside Arthur Conan Doyle’s house when he killed Sherlock, and harass her into writing a new book where Daisy faked her death to stay in Egypt with her new girlfriend and fight Nazis

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Daisy: Sorry I’m late, I was busy with a little B and E

Hazel: You went to a bed and breakfast without me?

Daisy: No, I meant a little breaking and entering

Hazel: WITHOUT ME?

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*On some detective mission*

Hazel: the door is locked

Kitty: allow me. Locks are my specialty.

Kitty: *throws a rock through the window*

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Daisy: I almost got surprise-adopted yesterday

  Beanie: What?

  Hazel: She almost got kidnapped

  Beanie: Oh

  Beanie: WAIT WHAT

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Daisy, to herself: it’s gonna be fine, it’s just a crush, play it cool

Hazel: Hi Daisy

Daisy: I love you

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Daisy: the quickest way to a man’s heart is through the fourth and fifth rib

Daisy: or a woman’s heart. Anyone’s heart, really.

Hazel:

Daisy:

Hazel:

Daisy: oh, you wanted romantic advice

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Daisy: do you have any shampoo?

Beanie: no, I don’t like the way it tastes

Daisy: you eat shampoo?

Beanie: no, why would I eat it if I don’t like the way it tastes?

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Beanie: I’ve finally gotten over my fear of ghosts

Kitty: That’s the spirit!

Beanie: WHAT? WHERE?

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Kitty: Why are you standing on a chair?

Beanie: I live here too, you know. I can stand on whatever I want, thank you.

Kitty:

Beanie:

Kitty: Where’s the spider?

Beanie: Under the table

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Daisy, over the phone: Can I borrow 3000 pounds?

Hazel: What on earth could you possibly need 3000 pounds for?

Daisy: An escape room

Hazel: What kind of escape room costs 3000 pounds?

Daisy: Jail

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Robin Stevens said that Daisy and Hazel will both fall in love in MMU9, and that no new characters are being introduced. That means Daisy ends up with either Amina or Hazel, and if it’s Hazel, I will fling myself violently into the sun with joy

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Murder Most Unladylike Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

part one

Hazel Wong:

Daisy Wells:

Kitty Freebody:

Rebecca Martineau:

Lavinia Temple:

Alexander Arcady:

George Mukherjee:

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Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

part two

Amina El Maghrabi:

Binny Freebody:

Bertie Wells:

Uncle Felix:

Aunt Lucy:

Inspector Priestly:

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Lavinia: Okay. Who would you kiss, marry and kill out of Hazel, Beanie and Kitty?

Daisy: Kiss Hazel, marry Hazel, kill Alexander

Alexander: Wha- I wasn’t even on the list!

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Alexander: Do you know the password for Daisy’s computer?

Hazel: Fuck you, Alexander

Alexander: That’s not very nice!

Hazel: No, I meant her password is “fuckyoualexander”

Alexander: Oh. No numbers? That’s not very safe

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Daisy: When you’ve been a detective for as long as I have, you develop a thick skin

Lavinia: Navy blue is not your colour

Daisy: Navy blue BRINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PR*CK